Chatterbox: Inkwell

Tiffany W. makes fun of how horrible her writing was less than a year ago!

This is a fun-poke in script form of my first post as Draco on theDragon RP.

Draco: -walks through forest for no apparent reason- Because despite living in a large clan of dragons, there is nothing better for me to do! Yay! Watch me walk around and notice random things!

 Draco: I shall now feel the need to recap my past DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO DISLIKE THINKING OR TALKING ABOUT IT. Here I go: I was born in a family of knights and slayers. I magically loved dragons, and therefore ran away to live with them when I was twelve and they were very happy to see me, because that's how normal people and dragons act! -sees knights-

Draco: OHMYGAWSHKNIGHTS!! -steps out from behind the tree and is now in plain view of all the knights, because she really hates knights and likes to avoid them!-

Draco: WHAT THE DRAKE ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Lead knight: -fails to recognize a well-known slayer's granddaughter because she cut her hair, is covered in leaves and twigs, and is wearing different clothes-

Tiffany W.: Cinderella, anybody?

Lead knight:-acts perfectly normal,despite finding a teenage girl in the middle of the woods wearing pants and tunic in a society where this is virtually unheard of- We are here to rid the forest of dragons once and for all, because that is really going to work out!

Draco: WHAAAATTTTT????? What are you going to do with them?

Tiffany W.: Because it's usually something unusual in this story, and they don't normally kill them all off!

Lead knight: Well, -comes to his senses- wait, who are you?!

Draco: -scrams-

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Wow. That was really really fun.  Feel free to do this yourself for stories you've written or RP's you've participated in, and/or provide criticism. And now, I shall do Deren. 

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Deren: -lands his dragon- -hears swords- -randomly hopes it has nothing to do with knights- -goes to find out what's going on-

Deren:-sees Draco and Twitterton- -fails to recognize Draco- -carefully counts everyone because there's a duel going on before him- 

Endey: -triggers Deren's thoughts-

Deren: -recognizes Draco- -has a flood of memories-

Draco: -knocks Twitterton's sword out of his hands-

Twitterton: MWAHAHA -takes out seaweed-

Deren: SIARA! SIARA, DUCK!

Draco: Um, am I supposed to care about birds at a time like this?

Deren: Wait, that didn't happen in the original!

Draco: Duh. It's a fun-poke. -is about to cut off Twitterton's head-

Twitterton: -chucks seaweed at Draco-

Deren: NOOOOOOOOO!!! -runs at Draco and knocks her over-

Tiffany W.: Because he couldn't have grabbed her hand and pulled her away, or maybe deflected the seaweed, or caught it on his sword!

Seaweed: -flies over their heads and lands on the ground- Ow. 

Other people: -wake up- (because they slept through all of the clashing of swords before that!) What the drake is going on here?

Draco:-gets up--fails to recognize Deren- WHAT THE DRAKE IS GOING ON HERE YOU PUNY LITTLE KNIGHT!? YOU LET TWITTERTON ESCAPE!

Deren: Umm, I can explain! I'm not a knight, well, I was, but now I'm not, I'm a dragon rider, I quit.

Tiffany W.: RUN-ON SENTENCE!

One of the girls: That's the most pathetic excuse ever. If you are a dragon rider, where's your dragon?

Seaweed: -stops being deadly and is simply dangerous-

Another person: And he was blabbing about seaweed, too. So fake.

Deren: -feels the need to prove how dangerous the seaweed is and improve the group's and Draco's opinion of him--picks up seaweed--shoves it into Draco's face-

Deren: Because she's my love interest!

THE END.