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Sakura Curie is going to make fun of my writing I did when I was 7 because Sakura Curie likes to make fun of people's writing, and if you want to make fun of your writing or mine, go ahead.
Original Enackra Books: Book 1 Pools of Hope
Jenny: I live in a world where people can do magic and I'm an average middle schooler who is going to bring back the pools of hope from an evil magician!
Evil Magician: Mwa ha ha! I will use powerful spells to bind you in place! Then I will drown you!
Jenny: Because I am pure of heart, I can use the wand of stars and break free!
Evil Magician: Run away!!!!!!!*
Jenny: Hey, cool, a time machine!
Book 2 Bells of Time (this book is really complicated, bear with me)
Jenny: Hmm, what does this button that says future parallel do?
Jenny: Oh no! I've been taken to a future parallel world! Shocking! What happens if I press past?
Allison: Hi. This place is a dump. Can I come with you?
Jenny: Hi, Mom, can I have a new sister?
Mom: Sure!
Allison and Jenny: Yay, now we're sisters!(go on quest to repair bells of time for no apparant reason)
Book 3 Drums of Magic (so is this one)
Jenny: Hi, I'm back from my time quest but all the magic in the world has vanished. What should we do?
Allison: Go on a quest! Duh.
Jenny: Oh, yeah....
Sakura: This part is really complicated so I'm going to skip this part and jump to the finding of Enackra.
Avalon**: This is Enackra, a magical world full of dangerous people and animals. One of you must be the Key Keeper, to ensure no one or nothing gets out.
Jenny: I'll do it!
Jenny: Huh? This was all a dream? I live on Earth with no magic at all? That sucks! Oh wait, I have this key thing around my neck. I guess it wasn't a dream after all.
Sakura: Just because it was a dream doesn't mean it wasn't real. Sheesh.
And now for a special treat: The War of Enackra which I just finished yesterday!!!!
Orlin: I'm an enchantress with the power to control the earth. Oh yeah, and I love puppies and butterflies and rainbows!!!!!!!;D
Sakura:(throws up in toilet)
Various people: We are going to hide so we don't end bing killed by Orlin.
Gridj: Meh, she's not evil enough. I won't bother with her.
Orlin: That is a gastly keep. I'm going to blow it up.
Sakura: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Not Gridj's keep!
Orlin: (blows up keep)
Gridj: You blew up my keep??????!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!
Orlin: (runs away laughing)
Mag: Don't bother with me. I'm too busy.
Orlin: Okay.
Claire/Drud***: Ugh, I'm like so bored. I haven't seen a mall in like forever.
Orlin: (uproots Claire/Drud)
Sakura: YAY, CLAIRE'S DEAD! THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU YET, ORLIN!
Gru****: Qui? Qui!!!! (means: To battle, men!)
Little Mushroom People: QUI!!!! (means: Charge!)
Orlin: (kills all the little mushroom people for opposing her)
My sister: WHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTT????????!!!!!!!!! You killed all the little mushroom people???????!!!!!!!! *sobs*
Sakura: There, there. They'll be back.
Allison: Because I'm the Key Keeper right now, I have to stop Orlin!
Sakura: This next part is a bit weird, what with Orlin and Allison revealed to be two parts of the same soul, and they kind of explode. I'll miss Allison, she was a decent character and a protagonist to boot. I almost never like the protagonists.
Luca: Did someone say explode? SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!!!!!!!! *foom*
Sakura: ... Thanks, Luca. That was necessary.
* The evil wizard later gets a name and a face, his name if Gridj. Gridj does have a reason for running away, but I wrote that part 3 years after the fact. It's complicated and I don't feel like going into it.
** Avalon is the name of all magic. Again, hard to explain in a few paragraphs.
*** Claire was the name of the Key Keeper before Allison (the 17th one, Allison was the 18th). Claire lasted a week before I got so amd at her, that I turned her into a tree named Drud. Yes, she's dead now. Revenge was mine!
**** Gru is the king of the mushroom people who make little squeaky noises that sond like "Qui". I wrote these for my sister.
submitted by Sakura C., age 13, Enackra
(August 7, 2012 - 12:07 pm)
(August 7, 2012 - 12:07 pm)
XD Hilarious. A couple weeks ago, I did the same exact thing...
Draco: -walks through forest for no apparent reason- Because despite living in a large clan of dragons, there is nothing better for me to do! Yay! Watch me walk around and notice random things!
Draco: I shall now feel the need to recap my past DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO DISLIKE THINKING OR TALKING ABOUT IT. Here I go: I was born in a family of knights and slayers. I magically loved dragons, and therefore ran away to live with them when I was twelve and they were very happy to see me, because that's how normal people and dragons act! -sees knights-
Draco: OHMYGAWSHKNIGHTS!! -steps out from behind the tree and is now in plain view of all the knights, because she really hates knights and likes to avoid them!-
Draco: WHAT THE DRAKE ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Lead knight: -fails to recognize a well-known slayer's granddaughter because she cut her hair, is covered in leaves and twigs, and is wearing different clothes-
Tiffany W.: Cinderella, anybody?
Lead knight: -acts perfectly normal,despite finding a teenage girl in the middle of the woods wearing pants and tunic in a society where this is virtually unheard of- We are here to rid the forest of dragons once and for all, because that is really going to work out!
Draco: WHAAAATTTTT????? What are you going to do with them?
Tiffany W.: Because it's usually something unusual in this story, and they don't normally kill them all off!
Lead knight: Well, -comes to his senses- wait, who are you?!
Draco: -scrams-
~~~
And now I shall do Deren.
~~~
Deren: -lands his dragon- -hears swords- -randomly hopes it has nothing to do with knights- -goes to find out what's going on-
Deren:-sees Draco and Twitterton- -fails to recognize Draco- -carefully counts everyone because there's a duel going on before him-
Endey: -triggers Deren's thoughts-
Deren: -recognizes Draco- -has a flood of memories-
Draco: -knocks Twitterton's sword out of his hands-
Twitterton: MWAHAHA -takes out seaweed-
Deren: SIARA! SIARA, DUCK!
Draco: Um, am I supposed to care about birds at a time like this?
Deren: Wait, that didn't happen in the original!
Draco: Duh. It's a fun-poke. -is about to cut off Twitterton's head-
Twitterton: -chucks seaweed at Draco-
Deren: NOOOOOOOOO!!! -runs at Draco and knocks her over-
Tiffany W.: Because he couldn't have grabbed her hand and pulled her away, or maybe deflected the seaweed, or caught it on his sword!
Seaweed: -flies over their heads and lands on the ground- Ow.
Other people: -wake up- (because they slept through all of the clashing of swords before that!) What the drake is going on here?
Draco:-gets up--fails to recognize Deren- WHAT THE DRAKE IS GOING ON HERE YOU PUNY LITTLE KNIGHT!? YOU LET TWITTERTON ESCAPE!
Deren: Umm, I can explain! I'm not a knight, well, I was, but now I'm not, I'm a dragon rider, I quit.
Tiffany W.: RUN-ON SENTENCE!
One of the girls: That's the most pathetic excuse ever. If you are a dragon rider, where's your dragon?
Seaweed: -stops being deadly and is simply dangerous-
Another person: And he was blabbing about seaweed, too. So fake.
Deren: -feels the need to prove how dangerous the seaweed is and improve the group's and Draco's opinion of him--picks up seaweed--shoves it into Draco's face-
Deren: Because she's my love interest!
(August 7, 2012 - 6:32 pm)
Ha ha ha ha. That's good.
(August 8, 2012 - 9:41 am)
I've never done this before but it seems fun. I'll try to write one and post it later.
(August 8, 2012 - 5:41 pm)
Lol, I can't do that because I my storys constantly evolve, so I still have the same worlds and charachters I did back when I first came up with them, they've just gotten more complex.
(August 9, 2012 - 2:27 pm)
Go ahead and do one for me, if you want.
(August 12, 2012 - 12:12 pm)
But you never write anything.... Oh well! I will do instead one of your favorite things to laugh at!
*Ahem*: Once upon a time there was a third grade class. Shocking. And one student was really darn bored so the student decided to make a comic about all the students living in the third grade class, despite the fact that the student couldn't draw worth two beans. The student decided to place the story in the medieval era despite the fact that the person knew diddlysquat about the medieval era. And thus our story begins..... Note: I'm going to make up fake names for these people.
John: Oh, look, I'm a rich baron. Therefore I think I will spend all day counting my money.
Me: Ooh, plot development!
Krystina: Cheese for sale! Where did I get this cheese? I don't know!
Carol: Ooh, I want to buy a cheese! Daddy, can I have some money?
John: No! In addition to being a rich baron, I'm an old miser!
Me: Cheapskate.
Carol: Thus the two twin children set off on a quest to the castle to get money for cheese!
Me: Wait, we're twins?
Carol: Yup!
*Ahem*: So the two youngsters set off to the castle to meet the king, the baron's friend, in order to get money for cheese. Such a heroic quest!
King Jason: I'm a rich king, with nothing to do, la-di-da.
Princess Gabby: Daddy, there are a couple of questing youngsers here to see you.
Queen Emily: Let them in.
Carol: We want to have some money to buy cheese!
King Jason: Sure!
Me: Well, that was awfully easy.
*Ahem*: Finally, the two intrepid beings had claimed the money to buy cheese but they needed to find the mysterious peddler.
Carol: Where could she be?
Detective Me: Let's go to her best friend's house!
Tanya: Krystina? I haven't seen her.
Detective Me: Are you sure????? We'll get a lie detector!
*Ahem*: Um, there are no lie dectotors in the medieval era.
Detective Me: Oh, yeah, huh.
Detective Carol: Let's go to her house for clues. Perhaps she'll be there!
Me: No, duh, Sherlock.
Mari: No, I haven't seen Krystina today. Howard is at home, do you want to talk with him?
Detective Twins: Howard! Where is Krystina?????!!!!
Howard: She was selling cheese this morning. But now she's playing with her friends. She gave me the cheese. So I ate it all.
Carol:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Typical.
*Ahem*: Alas, the young children were not able to obtain the fine cheese they craved. A tragic event in their young lives. (Inset shakespeare ending or ending to Hemispheres) Alas, the young student, annoyed at the pitiful comic, chucked in a desk drawer for future young pupils to laugh at. And now, good reader, this has been put on the net so you may laugh at this young author's pitiful attempts at third grade graphic novels.
(August 13, 2012 - 1:19 pm)
Carol's last phrase is a really long "no!", by the way.
(August 14, 2012 - 11:59 am)
ALWAYS insert the ending to Hemispheres. *singing*
This is really funny. I may have to write one for CODE RED.
(August 17, 2012 - 10:45 am)
Ha. I'll try one.
Felicity: I don't wanna get married! I want to stay single and have fun with my brothersand this little thingie that Papa made before he died!
Random Army Guy: LOL no.
Felicity's mom: *becomes totally and completely useless*
L: Why did I even write a huge tragic backstory for you if all you do is faint?
Felicity: Imma run away and look for mah bro! Wait, let me get my watch.
Leife: Chirp! (translation: I'm coming with you!)
Felicity: No you're not! You are obnoxious and weird, even though I love you to pieces!
Felicity: Oh look an airship.
Nikolas: What in the heck is this?
Markus: It's a girl. With a squirrel-mech thingie.
Nikolas: Well, I can see that, ya dingbot.
L: You're in Revolution-era England... What are you doing calling your brother a dingbot?
Niko: *sees the sun-and-moon watch* Ooooh pretty.
Felicity: I'm not unconscious you know. *smack*
Leife: Heehee.
Niko: Who cares where you came from or why you're on my airship, or the fact that you are obviously a stowaway, or that you have odd-looking weaponlike things made out of churched pocket watches, let's go to America!
Storm: LOL no.
L: Will you quit "LOL no"ing? It's becoming obnoxious.
Storm: LOL no.
Cassell: What are you doing? You're supposed to be looking for me.
Felicity: Well, I'm kind of adrift in the middle of the Atlantic in a barely-airborne ship with guys I barely know, although I really really like one of them, what am I supposed to do?
Leife: Chirp! (translation: Keep going...?)
Felicity: To Boston!
L: Because you can totally understand that thing.
Felicity: Shut up!
Americans: Whee! Shoot down the civilian aircraft!
Markus: Oh noes! Now I am dead.
Niko: Nooooo my brother... Now I am injured as well.
Markus: No wait! Only mortally wounded.
Felicity: *expletives*
L: You're supposed to be a LADY.
Felicity: Imma be a ninja and pilot this thing despite not having any experience WHATSOEVER.
Leife: Whee!
Niko: Yay! Now we are in Boston, where we can get medical attention like right now.
Markus: I'm not dead YET...
Felicity: I have to go find Cassell now. Byeee!
Niko: Who's Cassell? Your fiance?
Felicity: No, my brother.
Niko: Oh. That's good.
Felicity: Why?
Niko: BECAUSE I'M THE DLI, TWERP!
Felicity: But I like Markus...
L: FYI, DLI means Designated Love Interest. :3
Cassell: Yay! I have been found by my sister.
L: Do you guys ever clean this shack?
People who rescued him: *glare glare glare*
Felicity: I am now back with my brother!
Niko: Too late, Markus is dead.
Felicity: Nooooes...
Niko: But now you like me, right?
Felicity: Uh, yeah. Sure.
L: And there you have it.
Spambert Spamstein: Ktty.
Leife: Chirp! (translation: I'm not a kitty! I'm a squirrel-mech!)
L: I'm leaving now to smack my characters. This was supposed to be a mildly tragic adventure/romance, steampunk style!
(August 13, 2012 - 1:55 pm)
That's amusing.
(August 13, 2012 - 3:51 pm)
Written out, it's more tragic and awesome, I guess. (<- hasn't actually written it out yet)
(August 13, 2012 - 7:51 pm)