Sakura Curie is
Sakura Curie is
Sakura Curie is going to make fun of my writing I did when I was 7 because Sakura Curie likes to make fun of people's writing, and if you want to make fun of your writing or mine, go ahead.
Original Enackra Books: Book 1 Pools of Hope
Jenny: I live in a world where people can do magic and I'm an average middle schooler who is going to bring back the pools of hope from an evil magician!
Evil Magician: Mwa ha ha! I will use powerful spells to bind you in place! Then I will drown you!
Jenny: Because I am pure of heart, I can use the wand of stars and break free!
Evil Magician: Run away!!!!!!!*
Jenny: Hey, cool, a time machine!
Book 2 Bells of Time (this book is really complicated, bear with me)
Jenny: Hmm, what does this button that says future parallel do?
Jenny: Oh no! I've been taken to a future parallel world! Shocking! What happens if I press past?
Allison: Hi. This place is a dump. Can I come with you?
Jenny: Hi, Mom, can I have a new sister?
Allison and Jenny: Yay, now we're sisters!(go on quest to repair bells of time for no apparant reason)
Book 3 Drums of Magic (so is this one)
Jenny: Hi, I'm back from my time quest but all the magic in the world has vanished. What should we do?
Allison: Go on a quest! Duh.
Jenny: Oh, yeah....
Sakura: This part is really complicated so I'm going to skip this part and jump to the finding of Enackra.
Avalon**: This is Enackra, a magical world full of dangerous people and animals. One of you must be the Key Keeper, to ensure no one or nothing gets out.
Jenny: I'll do it!
Jenny: Huh? This was all a dream? I live on Earth with no magic at all? That sucks! Oh wait, I have this key thing around my neck. I guess it wasn't a dream after all.
Sakura: Just because it was a dream doesn't mean it wasn't real. Sheesh.
And now for a special treat: The War of Enackra which I just finished yesterday!!!!
Orlin: I'm an enchantress with the power to control the earth. Oh yeah, and I love puppies and butterflies and rainbows!!!!!!!;D
Sakura:(throws up in toilet)
Various people: We are going to hide so we don't end bing killed by Orlin.
Gridj: Meh, she's not evil enough. I won't bother with her.
Orlin: That is a gastly keep. I'm going to blow it up.
Sakura: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Not Gridj's keep!
Orlin: (blows up keep)
Gridj: You blew up my keep??????!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!
Orlin: (runs away laughing)
Mag: Don't bother with me. I'm too busy.
Claire/Drud***: Ugh, I'm like so bored. I haven't seen a mall in like forever.
Orlin: (uproots Claire/Drud)
Sakura: YAY, CLAIRE'S DEAD! THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU YET, ORLIN!
Gru****: Qui? Qui!!!! (means: To battle, men!)
Little Mushroom People: QUI!!!! (means: Charge!)
Orlin: (kills all the little mushroom people for opposing her)
My sister: WHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTT????????!!!!!!!!! You killed all the little mushroom people???????!!!!!!!! *sobs*
Sakura: There, there. They'll be back.
Allison: Because I'm the Key Keeper right now, I have to stop Orlin!
Sakura: This next part is a bit weird, what with Orlin and Allison revealed to be two parts of the same soul, and they kind of explode. I'll miss Allison, she was a decent character and a protagonist to boot. I almost never like the protagonists.
Luca: Did someone say explode? SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!!!!!!!! *foom*
Sakura: ... Thanks, Luca. That was necessary.
* The evil wizard later gets a name and a face, his name if Gridj. Gridj does have a reason for running away, but I wrote that part 3 years after the fact. It's complicated and I don't feel like going into it.
** Avalon is the name of all magic. Again, hard to explain in a few paragraphs.
*** Claire was the name of the Key Keeper before Allison (the 17th one, Allison was the 18th). Claire lasted a week before I got so amd at her, that I turned her into a tree named Drud. Yes, she's dead now. Revenge was mine!
**** Gru is the king of the mushroom people who make little squeaky noises that sond like "Qui". I wrote these for my sister.
(August 7, 2012 - 12:07 pm)