I like this muchly! I will answer the questions for Rayna Cloudchaser of my April NaNo. It will be good for random characterization.

1. If they were attacked by an alien with a spoon and a computer what would they do.

Wonder what in popcorn's name a computer is... then send a macabre after them and get all annoyed that Lousia's dimension hopping again.

2. If they were defeated by the same alien and kidnapped what would they do.

Be a bit freaked out for a second there, then remember random teachings and go right back home... but not before converting the alien into her loyal servant.

3. If they can not escape and end up swapping backstories with the alien
and create a close bond with the alien what would they do.

Tell them a little about Louisa and all the ridiculous things that happen because the world is round, then probably end up becoming good friends with it and trading conquest techniques.

4. If a parrot broke through the door and shot their alien with a gun
disguised as a candycane disguised as a bubble disguised as a slice of
cheese what would they do.

Wonder what was going on... then macabre the popcorn out of that parrot.

5. If that parrot turned out to be their mother in disguise and the alien's sister what would they do.

Say something very rude in a magical tongue and get a good tongue-lashing for it.

6. If suddenly the building blows up and they find yourself in the middle of the hungergames what would they do.

PWN EVERYTHING

7. If they then wake up from their crazy dream only to find themselves
at the bottom of the ocean being dragged down by an anchor what would
they do.

Macabres are the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

8.If a man, who turns out to be a god, rescued themwhat would they do.

Thank them kindly and question their godly status.

9. If they suddenly find themselves at the computer reading this post what would they do.

Poke the screen and get all mad because I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A COMPUTER IS!

10. If they suddenly notice that I did not use any questionmarks what would they do.

Correct your grammar and compare you to Louisa.

Notes: Louisa is Rayna's obstreperous and intolerable student-type person, the MCFTP. Miracle Child From The Prophecy. Rayna is her Mentor-Type Person. 

Further Notes: Macabres are visual representations of things, occasionally grotesquely distorted and very good at breaking things and asking questions later. If one is good at magic, they can talk. They are Rayna's preferred method of winning.

Yava: kbrb. Okay, be right back!

--L

I have had multiple characters, but here's what Elexhiia FROM NEW STORY THREAD! would do.

1. Kick the spoon out of his hand, jump on the computer (crushing it while giving her something to leap off), tackle him, and then pin him to the ground. Then I would suck out enough energy that all the alien can do is breath and I would question him. If he is good I will release his energy back to him. If he is evil... he dies.

2. If my cell is power proof then I will probably die unless I am allowed out of the cell for even a fraction of a second. In that case I will go into a sort of avatar state for superheros and free any other prisoners, and effectively destroy the building. If the cell is not power proof I just blast my way out without the dying and avatar state.

3. I would escape, but if I didn't I would tell him all the tragedies I have faced and all about my power. Once I have shared my secrets my bond with him could never be broken and if he betrays me then that will cause my character immense grief and only then will I kill him and I will make sure he suffers.

4. I would scream and go to the alien's side all while yelling at the parrot to tell me who they are. Then I would do to the bird what I did to the alien when I first met him. Then I would start being sort of freaked out by what just happened and assume that I have gone completely insane. I would then remember thinking that when I discovered my powers and I would chuckle quietly to myself becoming louder and louder appearing to be a total maniac. 

5. Here's what I would think: My mom just killed her sister... Her sister is an alien... The alien is my aunt! (Pause for effect) OH! MY! GOD!... My Mom Is Alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would then hug her tightly. Then I would get mad at her for killing my aunt. Then I would hug her again. Then (I know, I know, I use a lot of thens) I would pull her to her feet ask her how she got in and then promptly follow her to the exit.

6. At first I would be freaked. I'd soon recover and I'd start killing. Eventually I'd probably come to the conclusion that I could just suck the energy out of the force field and I would save everyone left.

7. I would be saddened at what a cliche way to die it would be. Just as I am blacking out I would remember I have superpowers... but it would be to late.

8. He would be my savior and I would be in his debt. NOT! I would thank him and I would question his honesty when he tells me he is a god.

9. For a second I would be freaking out. Then I would assume I had fallen asleep at the computer and I would check the time.

10. I would do............ nothing! :D

@Tovah

I see you just posted.  Do you have a snow day, too?

Im going to answer this for Ell, protagonist of my Lost Girl story on Figment.

1. Probably beat him up with the Lost Boys' help.

2. Wait for Peter Pan to come save her.

3. Let him live in Neverland.

4. Cry over the alien for two seconds and then go after the parrot.

5. Get all mad and stuff.  She doesn't WANT a mother.

6. Win lol

7. Curse Captain Hook and try to untangle herself

8. Thank him and then scold Peter for not rescuing her himself.

9. Type in her own reply with new, correct answers.

10. She wouldn't mind.   

1)

Conifer: Roll her eyes. "Uh, how can you be defeated by a spoon?

Larissa: "Er, do you want something?"

Cranberry: "This is fun! You can't get me!!"

2). 

Conifer: Rant about trigonometry until he lets her go.

Larissa: Try to negotiate.

Cranberry: "So, have any bisquits?"

3)

Conifer: "What was whoever came up with this plot drinking?"

Larissa: She'd be upset and try to get out but also make the most of it.

Cranberry: WHEEE! THIS IS AWESOME! 

4)

Conifer: "Good, I never liked him anyway."

Larissa: Get mad at the parrot.

Cranberry: Steal the parrot's weapon and wear it on her head.

5)

Conifer: "Mom, you have some explaining to do."

Larissa: "How could you disguise yourself as a parrot that small?"

Cranberry: "Wait. I had a crush on an uncle I didn't know existed?"

6)

Conifer: Hide while building a mass destruction device, then kill a bunch of people.

Larissa: Probably form an alliance.

Cranberry: Sit up in a tree and sketch the mutations. 

7)

Conifer: "Just another dream. Dream within dream. Easy."

Larissa: Be frightened and look for something sharp.

Cranberry: Ooh. Shiny. Oh, wait...AHH! THE PARROT WASN'T REAL! NOOO!

8) 

Conifer: I'm an atheist...great.... I was wrong all this time...

Larissa: Oh, thanks! What are you a god of?

Cranberry: OH MY GOSH! Are you a god? That's SO AWESOME! How does it feel to be a god? What's your favorite type of spoon? (Discworld reference, sort of!)

9)

Conifer: Where. Are. The. Question. Marks.

Larissa: Hmm, well, for my character Chestnut I think...

Cranberry: Wait. Didn't this all just happen to me? DOES THIS MEAN I'M SOMEONE'S CHARACTER? Hello up there! I'm breaking the fourth wall, I'm breaking the fourth wall... At least, I think I am, I'm not actually sure what that means..

10) 

Conifer: I WILL BRAND YOUR FOREHEAD WITH A QUESTION MARK!!!! YOU MONSTER!!!!

Larissa: Wouldn't care much.

Cranberry: Wouldn't really notice. She doesn't use punctuation much herself (except exclamation points), so... 

Okay, I shall do Brooke from New Story Thread!

1. If they were attacked by an alien with a spoon and a computer what would they do.

Turn into a hawk, steal the spoon, and claw the computers screen out. 

2. If they were defeated by the same alien and kidnapped what would they do.

Go on some rant at them, go on some mental rant, turn into a minx, slip away, and the aliens would never be the wiser.

3. If they can not escape and end up swapping backstories with the alien
and create a close bond with the alien what would they do.

Get the alien off the ship through an escape pod, run back to the control room, turn into a 500 pound grizzly, take out the control's, thereby causing the self destruct, turn into an eagle, and fly away.

4. If a parrot broke through the door and shot their alien with a gun
disguised as a candycane disguised as a bubble disguised as a slice of
cheese what would they do.

Stare at the thing as if it had come from the moon, thank it, and get out of there.

5. If that parrot turned out to be their mother in disguise and the alien's sister what would they do.

Totally freak out, being as, Brooke's parents are dead.

6. If suddenly the building blows up and they find yourself in the middle of the hungergames what would they do.

Fight like heck, get all the other competitors on her side, and sit down and do absolutely nothing.

7. If they then wake up from their crazy dream only to find themselves
at the bottom of the ocean being dragged down by an anchor what would
they do.

Turn into a goldfish, then into a dolphin.

8.If a man, who turns out to be a god, rescued them what would they do.

Stare at them utterly bored.

9. If they suddenly find themselves at the computer reading this post what would they do.

Nod in satsifaction.

10. If they suddenly notice that I did not use any questionmarks what would they do.

Nod as if she is impressed, though, Brooke isn't really impressed by much.

So yes, I'd say I know my dear character Brooke pretty well!

Character named Blue, who is based off myself. Blue is a bard, but is not that wimpy, as far as bards go.

1. Well, first of all, he has no idea what a computer is, but I'm guessing he would call for help and let the other characters take care of the alien.

2. Sing and play ruti (that's an instument, kind of like a guitar or a lute.) until the alien lets him go or smacks him across the face.

3. Blue is actually hiding his own backstory, but the conversation would go something like this:

Blue: And then Ani yelled at me and threatened to eat me... Do you know what it is like traveling with a demon? It's nerve-racking, I tell you, nerve-racking!

Alien: Umm... that's great...

4. Freak out.

5. Blue: Whaaatttt? I thought you died! That's why I disguised myself as a human and that's why Ani is now looking for me even though she has no idea I'm traveling with her! The whole plot has been changed! I-I-I have no purpose now!

Me: You just ruined the ending, you stupid demon! Now that you're alive, Blue won't turn back into a demon at the right time, eat Sakura, and my theme is ruined! Ruined, I tell you! *sobs uncontrollably*

6. Threaten everyone. If they kill him, his ghost will follow them and play and sing one song over and over again. For the rest of their sorry lives. *everyone runs away in panic*

Or he may just turn into a demon and eat everyone. But that would ruin my ending and my plot.

7. Wait for Sage to come and rescue him.

8. This story doesn't have gods, but okay... Blue: A god! Noble god, what is my destiny?

The god: To eat Sakura and establish peace between humans and demons forever. 

Blue: How does eating Sakura help?

The god: Excellent question. If you must know, your author isn't that far in the story yet, so you'll have to get back to him on that.

9. Blue: I am not wimpy at all! Sheesh! I am an important character, mister!

10. I noticed that a good while back, actually. To be honest, I don't think Blue would care. 

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And again for Lousia, because Louisa doesn't get enough credit from Rayna.

1. If they were attacked by an alien with a spoon and a computer what would they do.

Defeat the alien epically then pepper it with questions about its life goals and why it wants to attack people with otherworldly technology and how does it feel about that.

2. If they were defeated by the same alien and kidnapped what would they do.

Reassure you that no, she is not defeated, only playing possum because she is actually the alien (whose name is Fred)'s partner-in-crime. They are pulling off an elaborate ploy to convince Fred's boss that he needs a raise.

3. If they can not escape and end up swapping backstories with the alien
and create a close bond with the alien what would they do.

Tell Fred about everything that ever happened to her, up to forgetting the answer to question 17 on the exam in the eighth grade that prevented her from going to a certain club meeting and eventually led to her joining the Knights of Memory as Rayna's apprentice.

4. If a parrot broke through the door and shot their alien with a gun
disguised as a candycane disguised as a bubble disguised as a slice of
cheese what would they do.

Do some epic magical stuff and win, but just barely. She'd probably blow up the entire place and rely on Fred to work everything out.

5. If that parrot turned out to be their mother in disguise and the alien's sister what would they do.

Get verbally smacked, because her mother is a terrifying force of nature. Kind of like Mrs. Bennet, but not as big on the whole marry-off-the-daughters thing.

6. If suddenly the building blows up and they find yourself in the middle of the hungergames what would they do.

Pwn some things, make a lot of alliances, then turn around and break those alliances.

7. If they then wake up from their crazy dream only to find themselves
at the bottom of the ocean being dragged down by an anchor what would
they do.

I can breathe underwater...

8.If a man, who turns out to be a god, rescued themwhat would they do.

There's no reason for you to rescue me, good sir. But is that a HEDGEHOG on your shoulder?! Oh my popcorn!! HEDGEHOGS!!

9. If they suddenly find themselves at the computer reading this post what would they do.

Probs join the CB and convince everybody that she is actually a normal person only pretending to be from a fantasy world that just so happens to be described in great detail and be amazing. Her name would be MCFTP or something of the sort.

10. If they suddenly notice that I did not use any questionmarks what would they do.

Meh.