Whoa HypQuests!

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Whoa HypQuests!

Whoa HypQuests!

1. What would you do if the police were chasing a criminal while you were walking down the street, and then they caught him but he used magic to make his handcuff chain really long so he could move his arms freely, then punched them and escaped, and then one of the police officers asked, "I sense that you are awesomely skilled in the magic arts. Will you help us catch this evil wizard?"

I would pretend that I thought the officer was talking to someone else.

2. What would you do if you went into class and then saw the door to the classroom was open, and there was a sign on the door that said, "CLASS CANCELED TODAY", and as you turned to leave, a horse came crashing down through the ceiling of the classroom and whinnied loudly?

I'd leave - fast. I wouldn't want someone to come and see me there and then think I was the one who caused the horse to fall through the ceiling.

3. What would you found your chicken dinner (remember him? http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/inkwell/node/115457) hiding in your mailbox, and when you asked him what he was doing, he said, "Shh! I'm hiding from the police! They think I robbed a butcher shop!"?

I would ask why the police thought that, because why on earth would a chicken dinner rob a butcher shop? Undoubtebly he's be against eating meat. For obvious

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, Whoa HypQuest Vortex
(July 12, 2013 - 2:06 pm)

1. What would you do if the police were chasing a criminal while you were walking down the street, and then they caught him but he used magic to make his handcuff chain really long so he could move his arms freely, then punched them and escaped, and then one of the police officers asked, "I sense that you are awesomely skilled in the magic arts. Will you help us catch this evil wizard?"

I'd say, "I'm not sure how you got that idea. I don't know anything about magic; I didn't even think it was real until just now. Could please you tell me what you know?"

2. What would you do if you went into class and then saw the door to the classroom was open, and there was a sign on the door that said, "CLASS CANCELED TODAY", and as you turned to leave, a horse came crashing down through the ceiling of the classroom and whinnied loudly?

I'd close the door so that the horse wouldn't escape and go immediately to the front office to say that there was something very wrong in the classroom and that the teacher wasn't there and I had no idea what happened, but I thought someone should see.

3. What would you found your chicken dinner (remember him?http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/inkwell/node/115457) hiding in your mailbox, and when you asked him what he was doing, he said, "Shh! I'm hiding from the police! They think I robbed a butcher shop!"?

...I'm vegan. But... if it was, say, my brother's chicken dinner... I'd make the sign for "1 small time unit," go get paper and a pencil, write, "Why would the police think that? You're a chicken dinner; they don't even think those can commit crimes! Did they see you talk? And how do you know that's what they think? Also, how can you talk and move? Are you a zombie?" and then give him the paper and pencil so that he could respond.
submitted by Ima, age 14, Texas
(July 12, 2013 - 5:34 pm)

GOOP

submitted by goop
(July 13, 2013 - 9:14 am)

1. Huh, I thought I was hiding that. Oh well. I should work on a better disguise... Well, seeing as I am on the run from magical law enforcement, it would probably be a good idea to get away... It's probably a trap. However, I like evil wizards, even if this one appears to be rather incompetent. Save the poor chap from the policeman and then run away. 

By the way, Joe Dosie Doe, why do you keep asking questions about magic? It's freaking Ruby out a little. Just so you know.

2. Wonder just how strange this new high school is...

3. Come, chicken! Join my forces and we will take over the world! Everyone, you know you've always wanted an anthropomorphic cooked chicken in your army! 

Captcha says modr. Oh no! Mordor! Captcha, are you an evil wizard trapped here by the Admins? Is Joe Dosie Doe an Admin spy designed to find the evil wizards in this world? Come, Captcha! Join me and this chicken and let's take over the world! Mwa-ha-ha! 

submitted by Red, age 14, Elsewhere
(July 13, 2013 - 2:55 pm)

1.  Use my magical powers to make them go away.

2. I'd try to help that poor little horse.  It probably would need to see a veterinarian.  I would also name him Fredderich.

3.  See answer to number 1.

submitted by Melody, age 14, X-S Tech
(July 13, 2013 - 3:12 pm)

1. I'd first think I was dreaming, then say, "Yes, yes, of course! This is a dream come true!"

2. Try to catch the horse, and ride it back home.

3. I don't remember the chicken dinner, so will not answer.

submitted by Everinne, age 14, Asgard
(July 13, 2013 - 6:02 pm)

1: I would serenade them with my beautiful classical guitar music. Then I would say,"Magical, isn't it?" and walk off before they could say anything.

2: I would wonder why was even going to class anyway since I'm not signed up for any classes.

3: I would say, "Oh. Okay then," and walk inside.(Of the house, I mean, not the mailbox)

JDD, of course a chicken would rob a butcher shop. Since he's against eating meat, he would want to stop people from eating it. He wouldn't be stealing the meat to eat it, just to spoil everyone's day.

submitted by Daffodil, age 12
(July 13, 2013 - 6:42 pm)

Sorry.. I meant I would whisper "Oh. Okay then." and walk inside. Actually, make that tiptoe inside. Actually, don't. It would look suspicious.

submitted by Daffodil
(July 13, 2013 - 6:46 pm)

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submitted by Daffodil
(July 15, 2013 - 9:49 am)