So I was

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So I was

So I was thinking of doing the HypQuest thing that Joe the Stickfiddler does but sort of changing it around. I never did a HypQuest before but I have read them. So now that I am sort of making my own I need a name for it. Does anyone have a good name for the remake of the HypQuest I am doing? Well I will start with the first questions. You can answer or not answer as many as you want. And you can also make your own questions for others (and yourself) to answer.

 

1. What would you do if you woke up one day in bamboo forest in China and in front of you was a Giant Panda and all you had with you was your bed and yourself?

I would back away slowly knowing that the panda could hurt me quite badly and try to go back to sleep to see if I could get back home. If that did not work I would try to leave the forest and somehow get back home maybe by using a boat I find or something like that.

 

2. What would you do if you heard someone knock on the door and when you opened the door your favorite band said you were chosen to be in their band?

Okay I would ask first how they found out where I lived and why they chose me to be in their band. Second I would sadly have to say no because I am not a good singer, but I would ask if I could go to one of their concerts. 

 

3. What would you do if you woke up one morning and you found out that the time had stopped and everything was frozen except yourself?

I would first try to set my watch back to the right time. If that did not work I would... get really worried and go to the library to find a book on how to fix the time. 

 

4. What would you do if a talking tiger came to your house and offered you ten million dollars but you would have to give him all of your family's food and a camera?

I would ask him to show me the money. If it happened to be real then I would ask if he could do with just half of our food. If he said no then I would say give me the money first then you can have all of the meat. If he again said no then I would say give me the money first then you can have all of the food but not the camera. If he still said no then I would also say no. Any way how do I know the tiger won't eat me?

 

So those are the first four questions. By the way I am really not called PandaGirl my name is Ashlee G but I will use the name PandaGirl for some things. And I know my answers are not that good but that is all I could think of right now. I cannot wait to see everyone else's answers!

submitted by PandaGirl, age 12, Washington
(September 16, 2013 - 5:57 pm)

I'm not sure about a good name. I'll have to think on that, but I'll answer the questions!

1. What would you do if you woke up one day in bamboo forest in China and
in front of you was a Giant Panda and all you had with you was your bed
and yourself?

Gawk for a second, wondering a) how I managed to get my bed out here while sleepwalking (which is the only way I could be there) and b) wonder if the panda was an illusion, or if it was my manitou (no, just kidding ;).

2. What would you do if you heard someone knock on the door and when you
opened the door your favorite band said you were chosen to be in their
band?

SCREAM. MY. FREAKING. HEAD. OFF!!! ASELIN DEBISON had come to see me! About singing with her!!!!!! SHE WAS IN AMERICA!!!!! (Sorry, but in case you couldn't tell, I'm a HUGE Aselin Debison fan. If you haven't heard her. Listen to her. Right now.)

3. What would you do if you woke up one morning and you found out that
the time had stopped and everything was frozen except yourself?

This will sound like the terrible child thing, but do everything I've always wanted to do, but either couldn't, or wouldn't. Then find a way to unfreeze time (yeah, that's second priority).

4. What would you do if a talking tiger came to your house and offered
you ten million dollars but you would have to give him all of your
family's food and a camera?

Demand to see the money first. If it was real, I'd do it!

 

submitted by Blonde Heroines Rule, age ageless, Cinderella Castle
(September 16, 2013 - 7:34 pm)

Nice answers! 

Quite a while ago I made my first one of these question games and called it PandaWest standing for Panda's weirdest questions. But I am not sure if that is a good name or not. Okay my next set of questions will be made today or tomorrow!

submitted by Ashlee G., age 12, Washington
(September 18, 2013 - 7:15 pm)

Here is my new set of questions.

1. If you got transported to another planet and an alien said, "You have two choices. Choice one is to give up all coffee and chocolate forever or choice two is to look 10 years older. You have to pick one," what would you do?

Ah! I don't like coffee but I like chocolate cake, chocolate candy, and almost anything with chocolate (not chocolate milk though). I don't want to look 10 years older either. Yes people say I look like I am in high school because I am so tall does not mean I want to look like a 22 year old. I guess I would say "Okay I guess I will never have coffee and chocolate again."

 

2. What would you do if you woke up one morning and in your living room were 40 100-pound diamond blocks and 20 50-pound gold blocks stacked neatly on your living room floor. 

I would tell the police right away. And I would ask them if I could keep some and if someone stole them and placed them in my home to make me look like a thief.

 

3.  What would you do if you went outside to check the mail and you saw that it was raining every type of chocolate and candy in the world?

I would be SO happy! I would call out my two sisters and my brother and parents and we would gather the candy and chocolate. I would not only eat it but save it for some other day (two reasons, first I don't want to get sick, second it could be needed in a storm or something). 

 

4. What would you do if you woke up and found that you were in your favorite book but right next to your least favorite person in the book?

Ah! Voldemort! I would back up slowly and try to go find Dumbledore and hope that it was just a memory and that he could not see me while I walk away.

 

So those are my new set of questions. This game still has no name. On number 1 I got that question from Air1, they were asking it and so I thought I would ask it. And my answer to number 4 is based off the Harry Potter series if anyone did not know that. I cannot wait to see eveyone's answers!

submitted by PandaGirl, age 12, Washington
(September 18, 2013 - 8:37 pm)

Whoops didn't see these...

1. Say, "I'm not able to breathe on this alien planet, so it won't matter since I'm going to die now anyway. Farewell, cruel world!"

2. Tell my mom that someone had broken into the house and left what appeared to be a bunch of giant Lego bricks or some s**t in my room.

3. Resist... resist... RESIST... AGGH LOTSA DELICIOUS SUGARY TREATS MUST EAT CANNOT RESIST FOR LIFE AGGH UM YUMMM

4. Um, I would wake up next to... um... Drew, from The Lost Hero, and tell her that she was too full of herself and I had no idea why I was sleeping with her... UGH!

My HypQuest:

What would you do if you woke up in the Aperture Laboratories (as seen in the acclaimed video games Portal and Portal 2) and then GLaDOS gave you a portal gun and sent you deep into a test chamber?

Um, freak. I'M GONNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA GET SHOT BY TURRETS OR CRUSHED OR BURNED IN THESE PORTAL TESTS! SAVE ME! PLEASE HAVE MERCY GLaDOS! I'M NOT CHELL, I NEVER DESTROYED YOU AT THE END OF THE FIRST PORTAL!!! AGGH!!!

Now, if you've never played the games, you don't have to in order to answer the question. I've never played the game (yet), but want to, so I've spent a lot of time watching and rewatching Portal and Portal 2 videos on YouTube. If you don't want to do that, just imagine you wake up to see this...

... and GLaDOS, seen there, sends you into... this!

 

Yeah, I'm not sure if that's good enough for you to recognize the peril in Aperture.

 

I do not own any images here. All artwork officially and legally released for use on the hosting websites by Valve Corporation. 

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, HypQuest Vortex
(September 19, 2013 - 2:56 pm)

You aren't remaking HypQuests, you're just making more of them! Just call these HypQuests, the name ain't copyrighted.

1. Hide under my bed until the panda left, then see the power button on the side and realize it was a robot, then disassemble it using my fingernails as screwdrivers (which would take an awful long time). Then find something to wear, because you said I wouldn't have anything with me except my bed and myself, so that would be pretty embarrassing and I'd need something to wear when I found the way out of her.

2. I don't really have a favorite band, so I pick Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem to be the band approaching me in this HypQ. And I'd say yes, after asking how someone who wasn't a Muppet qualified to be in their band.

3. Travel out of this alternate dimension where time stands still, unless I didn't know how (which I probably wouldn't), in which case I'd just make the best of it until I found a way home (if I ever found a way home).

4. Tell him, "Sorry, talking to talking tigers offering my family a lot of money in exchange for all our food and a camera isn't really my department. I'll go get my mom." Then slam the door, and get my mom.

submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 14, HypQuest Vortex
(September 19, 2013 - 10:59 am)

Okay then I will call them HypQuests. I will make more later.

submitted by Ashlee G., age 12, Washington
(September 19, 2013 - 2:41 pm)

Here is my answer to your question:

RUN! But were to? I don't know, I DO know I don't want to be in a test room!

 

I never had played the games before. Well my science test waits for me to get to work.

submitted by Ashlee G., age 12, Washington
(September 20, 2013 - 10:20 am)

More HypQuest are now made! Here is my newest set:

 

1. What would you do if you woke up as a dog?

Scream! I mean bark! What do I do? Do I like dog food? I smell bacon!

 

2. What would you do if every step you took you would transport 10 years forward in time?

Stop walking! Find something with wheels before I transport to a time with robot pets and flying cars!

 

3. What would you do if you started to write a sad book and all the color went away from the world?

I would stop writing my sad book and start writing a happy book and try not to look at sad, colorless faces I had turned black and white.

 

4. What would you do if you dreamed about living under ground and when you woke up you were stuck underground as well as your family and home?

I would go back to sleep and wish myself back were my home was! Then I would stop messing with my dreams. 

 

So those were my questions. Okay they might not be good questions (or answers) because I am very tired. Have a good time answering them!

 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 12, Washington
(September 21, 2013 - 12:41 am)

Here is my new set of questions:

1. What would you do if you were swimming and you went underwater by mistake and found out you can breathe above and underwater?

I
would be happy unless I found out that I had gills. Now I can do water
tricks underwater for a long time. And I can go to the ocean and go
underwater and maybe see a fish or something cool.

2. What would
you do if you found your lost sibling (who went missing when you were 1
year old) and found out he/she was a beetle?

Worry a lot. First of all how did my lost sibling even go missing? Second, how do I turn my sibling back into human? 

3.
What would you do if you were transported onto a new world (with a
space suit on so you can breathe) and an alien said "I will give you a
million dollars if you give me your voice," and he showed you the
million dollars?

I would say "Um... I don't know. I sort of need my voice. Well... sorry no," and somehow get back to earth.

4. What would you do if you woke up in Mine craft on your favorite multiplayer server?

Cool!
UCC is great (minus that people break buildings quite often and people
are always fighting) and now I can build. But I don't have time to do
anything. I need to go back home out of UCC. 

So that is my newest set. I cannot wait to see some answers! And like I said before anyone can make more questions. And you don't need to answer all my questions. And on number 4 if you don't play Mine Craft or multiplayer then you don't need to answer the question if you don't want to. UCC is my favorite server and so that was for my answer to number 4. 

 

submitted by PandaGirl, age 12, Washington
(September 23, 2013 - 11:12 pm)

1. What would you do if you woke up one day in bamboo forest in China
and in front of you was a Giant Panda and all you had with you was your
bed and yourself?

I would  try to get the panda to not see me as a threat then go find people.

2. What would you do if you heard someone knock on the door and when you
opened the door your favorite band said you were chosen to be in their
band?

I would make sure they were real and then I would be super excited because OMG GUYS I'M IN THE BAND.

3. What would you do if you woke up one morning and you found out that
the time had stopped and everything was frozen except yourself?

Well I wouldn't be happy because it meant when time was unstuck, I would be older than everyone else, but I would probably love the alone time before I did some crazy stuff with science and fixed it.  I would also look around for Rod Serling because I'm definitely in an episode of the Twilight Zone.

4. What would you do if a talking tiger came to your house and offered
you ten million dollars but you would have to give him all of your
family's food and a camera?

Scream.  I mean, it's a talking tiger.

 

submitted by Melody , age 15, Disney
(September 25, 2013 - 8:02 am)

Melody I never thought about when time freezes you would still get older. I would not scream if I saw a talking tiger, it might eat me... then again...

submitted by Ashlee G., age 12, Washington
(September 27, 2013 - 8:16 pm)

Top! Let's bring this thread to the Top! Save this thread! To the Top little Top! To the Top big Top!

submitted by Little Top! Big Top!, age Top?, Topland
(October 3, 2013 - 6:32 pm)

 First set:

1. What would you do if you woke up one day in a bamboo forest in China
and in front of you was a Giant Panda and all you had with you was your
bed and yourself?

I would sit very, very still and see if it'll let me pet it. Cuddle it and pet it and be happy and then freak out. Get back into bed and go back to sleep.

 
2. What would you do if you heard someone knock on the door and when you
opened the door your favorite band said you were chosen to be in their
band?

I'd say, 'Sorry dudes, you really don't want me in your band. I'd make all your fans' ears bleed upon hearing me.' Then close the door. And start hyperventiating asking myself whether that was really them!

 3. What would you do if you woke up one morning and you found out that
the time had stopped and everything was frozen except yourself?

Enjoy the peace and queit for a while. Do some stuff that I couldn't do before, in fear of getting in trouble. Then try putting time in the microwave, that should work to defrost it!

 4. What would you do if a talking tiger came to your house and offered
you ten million dollars but you would have to give him all of your
family's food and a camera?

I would raise my eyebrows at him and say, "Tigers don't talk." Then shut the door in his face and go tell my siblings about the weird thing on our porch.

Other set:

 1. What would you do if you woke up as a dog?

Walk. Play. Food. Bed. Poop. Living a simple doggy life. And my siblings would wonder why they have a dog and were their little sister went. And they'd never know. . . 

 2. What would you do if every step you took you would transport 10 years forward in time?

Stop walking and start screaming. Get a camel to ride on wherever I went.

 3. What would you do if you started to write a sad book and all the color went away from the world?

Be devistated. Most of the stuff I write is sad. Live in a sad, colorless, depressing world because I can't change who I am.

 4. What would you do if you dreamed about living underground and when
you woke up you were stuck underground as well as your family and home?

Start living like moles! Dig ourselves a whole underground network of tunnels. Live a weird life in the eery twilight made by our torches.

Next set of questions:

 1. What would you do if you were swimming and you went underwater by mistake and found out you can breathe above and underwater?

Start hyperveniatlating. I'm a daughter of Posiden!!!! I'm distantly related to Percy!!!! AHHHHH!!! That would be soooooooo cool!

 2. What would you do if you found your lost sibling (who went missing when you were 1 years old) and found out he/she was a beetle?

Another sibling?! Embark on an epic adventure to save my sibling!

3. What would you do if you were transported onto a new world (with a space suit on so you can breathe) and an alien said "I will give you a million dollars if you give me your voice," and he showed you the million dollars? 

Say, sorry, I saw what happened to the Little Mermaid. She turned into sea foam. I am most definitely keeping my voice. Thank you and have a nice day. Then find my way back to earth.

 4. What would you do if you woke up in Mine craft on your favorite multiplayer server?

Get myself some armor and weapons and tools and start building! That would be awesome!

 

submitted by Corina, age 11, In A Bamboo Forest
(October 4, 2013 - 9:52 pm)

Corina, your answers are great are great! Guess who wrote the Top comment? It was me. Well, I was sort of bored watching no one write on my thread so I became Little Top Big Top.

 

 

 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 12, Washington
(October 5, 2013 - 12:20 am)