I've never done one of these before, so...

1. What if GeorgeWashington came to your door and said all enthusiastically, "Hey, what up! How's it going! Fist bump! Just thought you should know... Your best friend, Jordan, is sick! AWESOME! See you later!"?

I'd scream, "But wait! Aren't you dead!", and then I would run outside to see if my house had, per chance, time-traveled to Revolutionary times, or if there was a mysterious blue 1960's-style police box anywhere in sight.

2. What would you do if Tom Hiddleston was tied up in your laundry room, and when you freed him, they said, "It was (uhh, I've neever done HypeQuest before)...Puff the Magic Dragon!"

I'd say, "You know, I reall doubt that, since he's been steadily hibernating for the last fifty or so years. Plus there's really no detectable motive, unless...maybe...wait! Are you, by chance, Little Johnny Paper's...son! No! It can't be! Nooooo..."

3. What would you do if Nicholas St. North suddenly appeared out of nowhere while you were reading Nicholas St. North and the Battle of the Nightmare King and said, "Help! Pitch is trying to alter the story so I won't exist any longer to defeat him!"?

I'd wake with a jolt, and sigh in contentment, because, of all things, who wants to bother with a king of nightmares, inside of a nightmare, and to successfully escape from one is a lucky feat. 

--
Lonnie

1) What would you do if the president came to your door and said entusiastically? "Hey, what up? How's it going! Fist bump! Just thought you should know, your brother is sick! AWESOME! See you later!"

First, I would assume this is not the president. Plus, how would they know that Steve has a bit of a cough? I'd probably shut the door and lock it on them, that is, because I have a habit of locking doors. 

2) What would you do if some random pop star you didn't know but took pity on was tied up in your study and when you freed them, they said "It was the living turkey dinner!"

I'd tell them that Fry was a chicken, and leave him out of this. And then probably tie them up again. And throw them out the window.  

3) What would you do if Theo Wickland suddenly appeared out of nowhere while you were thinking about reading CANDLEMAN--BOOK THREE, THE MARK OF THE DODO, and said "Help! Lord Gold is trying to alter the story so I won't exist any longer to defeat him!"

First I'd jump up and yell "I knew it was him all along! Finnally, you figured it out! Do you have any idea when book three comes out? No? Okay. Let's go! We have villians to defeat and underground networks to explore! And smglotyes! And stuff...." 

Bonus: What would you do if the Secret Museum RP was rebooted by Joe the Stickfiddler?

I'd cry "Somosoas!" eagerly to myself and start writing Shy's narrative right away. In fact, that was exactly what I did. 

1. What if BARACK OBAMA came to your house (...) "Your friend ISABELLE is sick. Awesome! (...)"

Answer—Say "Well, if it were fatal, she would tell me. By the way, how the heck did you get here?" Then I'd think it was a dream.

2. What would you do if TOM HIDDLESTON was tied up in my DINING ROOM and said, "It was the CHICKEN DINNER?"

Answer—Not even care about the absurdity of what he said. Hello, my favorite celebrity IS IN MY HOUSE!!!!

3. What would I do if D'ARTANGNAN appeared while I was reading THREE MUSKETEERS and said, "RICHELIEU is trying to alter the story!"

Answer—"Send me back with you, and I'll help!" I'm not much good with a sword, but it would be fun anyway. 

@Charlie, I don't know who you are, but I love you now, because you A, actually know who Tom Hiddleston is (I'm pretty much these other CBers don't), and B, you must think enough of him to put him in the Hypquest (as I did.) Finally, someone here acknowledges this wonderful man's existence. If you've read any of my other posts, you must know I am a devoted Hiddlestoner.

1: What would you do if your mother came to your door and said alll enthusiastically, ""Hey, what up! Hows it going! fist bump!Juast thought you should jknow... oyur buddy isabel is sick! Awesome! See ya later!"?

I'd say ,"how sick?"

2:   What would you do if Gwyneth Paltrow was tied up in your conservatory  and when you freed her she said, "It was The Evil Guy!"

I'd be like..."i'm calling the cops."

 What would you do if Liesel suddenly appeared out of nowhere while you were reading The Book Thief and said, "Help! The Nazis and Victor Chemell  are trying to alter the story so I won't exist any longer to defeat him!"?

I would be like, "uh... you actually don't defeat either of these people, so...... wanna have some food? I'm sure tyou're hungry. 

1. What if Voldemort came to your door and said all
enthusiastically, "Hey, what up! How's it going! Fist bump! Just thought
you should know... Your eagle
is sick! AWESOME! See you later!"?

I.. just.. met.. Voldemort.. right. Eeagle. Quick! To his aid!

2. What would you do if Matt Smith was tied up in your bedroom and when you freed him they said,
"It was the angel!"?

I knew it! It was a weeping angel! Did you blink? "Oh yeah," he replies. "I was in 2022. Bad timing." 

3. What would you do if Harry suddenly appeared out of
nowhere while you were reading Harry Potter and said, "Help! Voldemort is trying to alter the
story so I won't exist any longer to defeat him!"?

YES! I would then pretend to help him, only to be misleading him. Let Voldemort wipe him out.

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These were cool, Joe! But I like your Hypquests to be pure Joe. 

1. What if Obama came to your door and said all enthusiastically, "Hey, what up! How's it going! Fist bump! Just thought you should know... Your turtle is sick! AWESOME! See you later!"?

Wonder why he's in Boston.

2. What would you do if John Green was tied up in your basement and when you freed him, he said, "It was the chicken dinner!"?

First, I'd make him sign all my John Green books.  Then I'd tell him the chicken dinner is in Vegas, so it couldn't be him.  Then I'd make John do a Vlogbrothers video with me.  Then I'd help him get back to Indy.

3. What would you do if Willa suddenly appeared out of nowhere while you were reading Kingdom Keepers and said, "Help! Chernabog is trying to alter the story so I won't exist any longer to defeat him!"?

I'd probably faint and ask to meet Ariel. 

1. What if the Doctor came to your door and said all enthusiastically, "Hey what up! How's it going! Fist bump! Just thought you should know, your cat Frosty is sick! AWESOME! See you later!"

I'd say to him firstly, "Can I see your TARDIS and travel with you one time? Please? I'm doing great, thanks!" *fist bumps back* "What do you mean? She's fine..." And find that Frosty is no where in site. Then I'd say, "What happened?! Doctor, tell me!"

2. What would you do if David Tennant was tied up in your living room and when you freed him, they said, "It was the chicken dinner!"

Ask him if I could have his autograph and tell him he inspired my novel for NaNoWriMo (it was sci-fi). I'd ask what chicken dinner he was talking about and find in standing in the hallway. ...What to do now?

3. What would you do if Harry Potter suddenly appeared out of nowhere while you were reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and said, "Hey! Lord Voldemort is trying to alter the story so I won't exist any longer to defeat him!"

Me: "Don't worry, I'll help you Harry!"

Harry: "It's strange, it feels like I shouldn't be here. Like this is a parallel world. Oh well."

Me: ... I'll go get my wand then. 

Harry: Good idea! *cringes* No, I feel like I'm leaving existence now...

Me: I won't let you get out of existence! Don't worry.

Harry: *apparently he seems ok now* *stares at Deathly Hallows book* They already have a book about me? Can I read it?

Me: No! It contains the future! 

...And that was a random scene I just made up about Harry if he showed up at my house. 

***I'll go on the SMoSEA RP. I had a fever and I was busy with homework, but I think I can do it know. 

Thank you Joe the Stickfiddler. You always come through in the end.

Also, a question: Have you seen Thor: The Dark World yet? 

@ JtSF:
No, I haven't seen it yet. I never go to theaters, so I only will when it comes out on DVD. Was it better than the first one? I've heard it is—and Loki, as per usual, epicly steals the show.

What if President Obama came to your door and said all enthusiastically, "Hey, what up! How's it going! Fist bump! Just thought you should know... Your Pikachu is sick! AWESOME! See you later!"? 

What would you do if Jaedong the Starcraft II player was tied up in your garage (I don't have a basement) and when you freed him, he said, "It was Fry Wisely the Living Chicken Dinner!"?

Stare.

What would you do if Katniss Everdeen suddenly appeared out of nowhere while you were reading Mockingjay and said, "Help! President Snow is trying to alter the story so I won't exist song longer to defeat him!"?

Say "Okay, and what do you want me to do?"