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Hi, so HypQuests haven't been around for awhile on the CB. So I will revive them using old ones in this NEW THREAD!!! Which means that if you didn't like your answer the first time around, here's the chance to revise it.
1. What would you do if one night you dreamed an entire episode of Doctor Who with Clara and the 12th, and then when the show returned this fall, the first episode was the EXACT SAME ONE you had dreamed?!
My answer is (mostly) the same as before: I would be like, “Whoa” and start trying to flex my premonition abilities and extend them to other TV programs. Then I’d go about telling all my friends about Moriarty coming back to life and the 16th Doctor’s hot (*BLEEP*) companion. Then everyone would call me nuts.
(I posted that one elsewhere. No one answered it.)
2. What would you do if you woke up in a cage on the set of a reality cooking show made by and starring vampires, and there were two other cages, with two other people who were screaming for their lives trapped inside, and then they announced, "For this round of Staked, you shall be using onions, skunk sweat, and fresh human blood from the humans provided, to concoct a delicious and attractive cake! You have one hour. Time starts now."?
I'd definitely panic inside, and try to keep my cool outside. If I managed to do so, I'd try to entertain the vampires to delay my demise as long as possible. If that failed... I ain't goin' down without a fight.
3. What would you do if you saw a kid on the corner emptying a four gallon canister of baking soda into a postal service mailbox, and then once the can was empty he added four gallons of vinegar and ran away?
Call the police and report the kid for vandalism, since the wet letters would qualify as vandalized. Then bemusedly watch the mailbox volcano froth pour out.
4. What would you do if Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers came to your door asking for donations to fund the construction of the Death Star?
Tell him that we can't really fund that cause he's a villain, or at least Emperor Palpatine is and since he's working for the Emperor we can't give money to him. Also say, "Didn't the Death Star already happen a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away? If you guys are here now at this time and this galaxy, something must be going wrong. Did you get sucked into a wormhole or what?"
So, old/new HypQuests. Well, old HypQuests, new thread. Let the revival commence!!!
submitted by Joe the Stickfiddler, age 15, Rehash Vortex
(July 1, 2014 - 2:35 pm)
(July 1, 2014 - 2:35 pm)
1. Not a Whovian, so I can't say.
2. Convince myself it was a dream and try to go back to sleep, if at all possible.
3. Go to the police, though I'd try to catch the kid first and beat him up.
4. Say that I don't know what Star Wards currency is, and slam the door in his face--or mask.
(July 1, 2014 - 4:43 pm)
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Lonnie
(July 2, 2014 - 7:49 am)
1. Ummmmmm.....
2. I would probably start to panic, and hope the vampires don't kill me. But if they tried to, I wouldn't go down without a fight.
3. Probably call the police.
4. I'd tell them I'd already donated all of my money, then ask them if they wanted some lemenade. If they came in, I'd show them the last Starars movie and tell them it was pointless to go around wasting money on what would blow up anyway.
(July 2, 2014 - 8:13 am)
Cool! I was wondering if you'd be making another one of these.
1. What would you do if one night you dreamed an entire episode of
Doctor Who with Clara and the 12th, and then when the show returned
this fall, the first episode was the EXACT SAME ONE you had dreamed?!
Panick, a little, since I know nothing about Doctor Who. And wonder why I was watching the first episode of a new series.
2. What would you do if you woke up in a cage on the set of a reality
cooking show made by and starring vampires, and there were two other
cages, with two other people who were screaming for their lives trapped
inside, and then they announced, "For this round of Staked, you
shall be using onions, skunk sweat, and fresh human blood from the
humans provided, to concoct a delicious and attractive cake! You
have one hour. Time starts now."?
Act like I have rabies.
3. What would you do if you saw a kid on the corner emptying a four
gallon canister of baking soda into a postal service mailbox, and then
once the can was empty he added four gallons of vinegar and ran away?
Well, the first time around I answered no idea since I didn't know what that did. This time I'm sayin' I'd join him! What fun! (I am becoming Whitney.)
4. What would you do if Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers came to your
door asking for donations to fund the construction of the Death Star?
I'd get my broom and beat them all upside the head.
(July 2, 2014 - 10:02 am)
1. What would you do if one night you dreamedan entire episode of Doctor Who with Clara and the 12th, and then when the show returned this fall, the first episode was the EXACT SAME ONE you had dreamed?!:
I know nothing about Doctor Who. Nothing. So I'd wonder why
(a): I dreamed about Doctor Who
(b): Why I was watching Doctor Who
And I'd also freak out.
2. What would you do if you woke up in a cage on the set of a reality cooking show made by and starring vampires, and there were two other cages, with two other people who were screaming for thier lives trapped inside, and then they announced, "For this round of Staked, you shall be using onions, skunk sweat, and fresh human blood from the humans provided, to create a delicious and attractive cake!"
Bust out my Coach Hedge ninja moves (of which I have none0 and kill the vampires.
3. What would you do if youn saw a kid emptyinga four gallon canister of baking soda inot a postal service mail box, and then once the can was empty he added four gallons of vinegar and ran away?:
Run back a few feet and enjoy the awesome explosion. Then go get the police.
4. What would you do if Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers came to you door asking for donations to fund the construction of the Death Star?:
Again, bust out my non-existing Coach Hedge ninja moves.
(July 2, 2014 - 2:03 pm)
WHOA, JOE! I saw you in the Muse magazine! Great idea!
1. I don't watch Doctor Who, but I think I want to start watching it...
2. They dare try to take MY blood? Yeah... NO!
3. Call the police and try to chase the kid to see what he does next. Maybe find his house in the meantime. Take lots of notes.
4. Well, obviously they're fake creeps so I wouldn't have even opened the door. Therefore, I wouldn't have heard what they were going to say.
(July 5, 2014 - 7:50 pm)
1. What would you do if one night you dreamed an entire episode of Doctor Who with Clara and the 12th, and then when the show returned this fall, the first episode was the EXACT SAME ONE you had dreamed?!
Calmly accept the fact that I'm freaking MAGICAL.
2. What would you do if you woke up in a cage on the set of a reality cooking show made by and starring vampires, and there were two other cages, with two other people who were screaming for their lives trapped inside, and then they announced, "For this round of Staked, you shall be using onions, skunk sweat, and fresh human blood from the humans provided, to concoct a delicious and attractive cake! You have one hour. Time starts now."?
Give the vampires some ketchup and say that it's my blood...?
3. What would you do if you saw a kid on the corner emptying a four gallon canister of baking soda into a postal service mailbox, and then once the can was empty he added four gallons of vinegar and ran away?
Laugh and watch the explosion.
4. What would you do if Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers came to your door asking for donations to fund the construction of the Death Star?
Punch them all in the face.
(July 7, 2014 - 1:29 pm)
1. I don't watch Dr. Who.
2. Use my powers to bust out of the cage, then telekinectically pull out some garlic.
3. Yeah, watch happily.
4. Stare for a few seconds, then say "Oh, okay, wait here," then run off, get some cash, give them a few bucks, and say, "Sorry, I don't have Star Wars currency."
(April 6, 2015 - 2:49 am)