Chatterbox: Inkwell

You sip your cup of tea, trying to act normal even though a bunch of owls were pecking at your door. Not able to take it any longer, you open the door to receive a face full of owl. You managed to back away and grab the letter that they dropped on your head. You rip it open, eager and ready for surprise. As of course, it could be a bill of some sort, but you were lucky enough you have gotten a invitation.

The letter reads:

Dear Person,

Hello! You should notice that it is October. Because this is a Halloween month, I am planning a little Halloween party/vacation/3-4 week bash.

If you want to come, you should notice a few minor risk.

1. You have a 50% chance of either getting scared to death by either a ghost, manticore, or other thing of some sort.

2. You have a 49.99999% chance of turning into a Halloween ghoul once you come here.

3. You have a 0.00001% of being the person who causes all the deaths.

I hope you have a wonderful time!

Sqquuueeaaaakkkkeeerrrrr~

You read the letter about twenty times, your eyebrows going up a few inches every time. You are truly surprised by this letter. I mean, isn't that the mousey boy who has a sister with a pet monster?