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Fictional Problems III!!!
Fictional Problems III!!!
I did a couple of these a while back, and, if I do say so myself, they were fairly popular. For those of you who weren't around then, Fictional Problems is basically just making up insane fiascos which others will advise us upon. For example:
Person One:
Help! My helicopter broke down on the top of Mount Fuji, and all I have for company are a swarm of angry groundhogs! Of course, they have consumed nearly all my sustenance; alas! all I have is a single chocolate chip cookie. SOS!
Person Two:
You should craft a sled from the helicopter, tame the groundhogs, and tie the cookie to a string which you will proceed to tie to a stick. Then, get the groundhogs hitched up to the sled, and encourage them to run by holding the cookie out in front of them. Travel, by means of the groundhog-powered sled, to the nearest village. Hope this helps!
So yeah, randomness is the name of the game on this thread. Have fun!
submitted by The Chocabookaholic, age 12
(October 7, 2014 - 3:21 pm)
(October 7, 2014 - 3:21 pm)
Ha! Very fun!
HHEELLPP!! I have been shrunk to a very mini size and am currentley being almost squashed by a giant amoeba! I don't need food or water, but the amoeba is gathering followers! I SHALL SOON BE AMOEBA MUSH!! I AM STRANDED ON A PLATFORM OVER A PIT OF LAVA!! AAAHHHH! AMOEBAS!!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(October 7, 2014 - 7:28 pm)
Top!
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Top!
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Negotiate with the amoebas, and if all else fails, push them into the pit.
Help! I'm a half elf (frost) and I'm being pursued by sun elves over a field of sharp rocks! All I have are some band aids, my magic staff, and fifteen donuts.
(October 12, 2014 - 4:22 pm)
Stop short and freeze all of your donuts until they are hard missles and shoot them (with the deadly accuracy of your staff) at the sun elves. Then wrap all the band-aids around your feet so they won't get hurt and run as fast as Usain Bolt.
(October 12, 2014 - 6:50 pm)
AHhhhhh! HELP!!! I'm starving on an island, with no food or water, but
that's not what I'm worried about! The island is SINKING! However I'm
not worried about that ether! There is a giant rabid Yeti! I'm not
worried about that thought, THERE ARE DANDELIONS ON THIS ISLAND, AND I'M
ALLERGIC TO THEM!!! THEY MAKE ME SNEEZE!!! Help, please!
(October 12, 2014 - 7:58 pm)
Easy, you just grab a handfull of the dandelions and inhale deeply, this will make you sneeze so powerfully that you wil shoot to another island and knock the yeti into the ocean.
HELP! Santas elves are chasing me because I showed up complaining about being on the naughty list, I'm running on the slippery ice of the ocean with only a carrot that I grabbed from a nearby snowman, what should I do?
(October 13, 2014 - 10:26 am)
Easy, find icicles, build a sleigh, make Christmas cookies out of the one carrot, lure the legs over, and have them pull you all the way home. As for getting off the naughty list, go home, email Santa, and buy him gifts, so he will have to get you gifts! And TA-DA!!
Heeellllppppp! I sneezed myself off the island, onto another island! But this is worse, IT'S MADE COMPLETELY OUT OF DANDELIONS!!!!!!!!!! AND A DANDELION LION IS EATING ME!!! ALL I HAVE LEFT IS A COTTON-BEATLE!!!!!!!!
(October 13, 2014 - 10:51 am)