Chatterbox: Inkwell

The doorbell rings, you get it, and there are a bunch of girls throwing confetti and a dude with good hair and a white smile. "Congratulations! You are one of the lucky few that will go on a FREE CROSS-COUNTRY TRIP on the Happy Butterfly Express! The Express leaves at precisely 2 a.m. tomorrow in front of Hotel Happy Sunshine Good Times!!! Come, on to the HAPPY BUTTERFLY EXPRESS, where there will be ABSOLUTELY NO MURDERS.... OR WILL THERE?

The dude laughs maniacally, and then he and the girls leave.

So... you will be going on to the Happy Butterfly Express... one of you is a murderer.... the rest are all murderees. The Happy Butterfly Express will be waiting for you...

*laughs evilly* 

(Yes, I did copy and paste from the last one, don't judge me. Also, hopefully my writing will be better.)  
submitted by The Train Master
(October 11, 2015 - 9:12 pm)

I'm joining!

I'm bringing a record playing machine that only plays Veggie Tales silly songs!! No one will stand a chance of getting near to me to kill me or else their ears will start bleading!!

*Starts singing*

Cause your his cheeseburger!

His precious cheeseburger!

He'll wait for you-u!

Oh, he will wait for youuuu!

submitted by Joss, age 13, ME
(October 17, 2015 - 4:24 pm)

Veggietales!!!! Yay!!!!

Please don't give me a sippy cup I don't want a sippy cup! 

Everybody has a water buffalo, mine is fast and yours is slow! Everybody has a baby kangaroo, mine is pink and yours is blue! 

submitted by Cho Chang, age 12, At Hogwarts
(October 20, 2015 - 8:03 am)

Yay!! Somebody else watches Veggie Tales!!

submitted by Joss, age 13, ME
(October 29, 2015 - 6:47 pm)
submitted by Top
(October 19, 2015 - 2:52 pm)
submitted by Top!
(October 19, 2015 - 4:37 pm)

List of joining people: 

Scylla

Shadow Dragon

Hotairballoon

Spyro 

St. Owl

Devil Owl

Feather

Somebody

Shifting Sands

Volcano Flame

Joan B. of Arc 

Puck

Joss

Cho Chang (right?)

I will start writing tomorrow!  

submitted by The Train Master
(October 22, 2015 - 5:41 pm)

Whoa, train  boy. Don't count your cobras before they hatch! I never said I'm coming. I may have hinted at it, but seriously don't go there. Okay? Okay.

submitted by Scylla
(October 24, 2015 - 5:17 pm)

Don't use names like "Train Boy" when you don't know if I'm a boy or not. 

submitted by The Train Master
(October 25, 2015 - 9:51 am)

Yep, yep sorry, I was just irritated. Choco Starlights are good. Want one?

submitted by Scylla
(October 25, 2015 - 1:50 pm)

Now that that's taken care of, I'm coming. I'm bringing Eo Lahallia the pocket shape shifter with me. Right now he's a red panda.

Wait, Scylla!! I don't want to go!!!

I need someone to protect me though!

But... Oh fine!

He's coming. Yay! 

submitted by Scylla
(October 24, 2015 - 5:21 pm)

All that 'Hallia and I are bringing is a bag of almonds.

Wait, but you promised that I could bring a box of Choco Starlights!

I did? Oh well, we'll bring them. It can't hurt! Every Happy Butterfly Express needs a pocket shape shifter eating Choco Starlights! Okay, on the continuation of continuation of continuation list, don't forget Eo Lahallia!

I am so sad!!! I don't want to fo ! You made me!!!!! You are making me get KILLED!!! <Collapses is hysterics>

Don't leave me alone! You're a good friend. Now quit sobbing! It's <sniffle> making ME sad! <sobs hysterically into handkerchief> We're coming, if you thought otherwise.  

I dont even like almonds!

Well, too bad! Let's go! 

submitted by Scylla
(October 25, 2015 - 8:19 am)

CONTINUATION of list of people joining: 

Sydney C.

balletandbow

SORRYSORRYSORRY 

submitted by The Train Master
(October 22, 2015 - 5:42 pm)

CONTINUATION OF CONTINUATION OF YOU-KNOW WHAT 

The Phoenix

Oh Zeus, I'm reallybadf at this, arern't I? 

submitted by The Train Master
(October 22, 2015 - 5:43 pm)

Hey, what about us? We said we're coming!

Also, we are packing:

-The Complete Works of William Shakespeare

-A pack of pens

-Toothbrushes

-A jumbo bag of trail mix

-A suitcase to put everthing in

-And a change of clothes

Oh, and yes, Critic A's pendagger. Which we both hope she won't have to use... 

 

submitted by Abigail and Critic A
(October 25, 2015 - 2:32 pm)

Ooh! Ooh! I'm comming! I like trains! Of course there'll be no murders, what are you talking about? That's riiculous!

submitted by Booksy Owly
(October 25, 2015 - 2:54 pm)