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You have just recieved an Email.  It is now talking to you.

WHOEVER YOU ARE, LISTEN UP!!!

You have been invited to stay at Pietel in NoWhere Nebraska.  You may bring anything you wish, but make sure to have your AE and Capatcha along!  There is no chance whatsoever that there will be any deaths, sudden, instant, painful or otherwise.  In ten minutes, you will travel forward in time to the starting point, where you will meet your fellow Piers and begin your travels.  See you there!

P.S. Someone needs to post as The PieManager, who will be the GM.  I can't write every day like some people can.

P.P.S. I will be joining this, so try to guess me! I will post as the PieMaster when we should start.

Thx!  See you when we start! 

submitted by Pie Master, age 12, Pietel
(November 18, 2015 - 11:25 pm)

Ok here's Day 4.  It's really long, so I'm posting it in two parts.  During the weekend, I will post one day, but that's it.  I am in the Nutcracker so I have rehearsal this weekend.

Day 4 Part 1

You want a general description of all the Pietel guests? Well I'll give you one. The CBers were even more scared(if it was possible) now that one of their own was gone, other than Sweet Tea and Feather, the AEs hadn't noticed anything was wrong(they had only taken a twenty minute break for food before moving the pie war to the second aquarium), and the Capachas were wondering why their CBer roomies seemed so uptight about them wondering around at night(Meox was a cat after all!).

A booming sound woke them all up.

Rooms 1 and 2 were passed out in the second main aquarium, with pies and launchers still in their hands. It had been about 10 when they had last looked at a clock, but they were pretty sure it was after 1 in the morning, so they readied themselves to begin again. BOOM.

Screams, shouting, and some nonsensical words could be heard through the walls. The AEs were about to call a truce so they could see what kind of pie war this was when someone thumped on the door.

"Who's that?" Feather asked. After the pie war had began for the first time, she and Sweet Tea had been "taken prisoner" by their roomies, and traded for extra disgusting pies every once in a while, so she had learned to be cautious.

"Open up!" Someone yelled. "Day 4 has begun! We need to wake the others!"

Dev flew up the the door and smacked it open with his wing.

"Pie Master?!" He gasped in disbelief. It was the Pie Master, standing in her pajamas with a wild look in her eyes. She was surprisingly pretty without her mask on, with fair skin and dark hair that went down to her waist.

"Come on!" she cried. "I need you to go warn the other rooms! Dev, you go with Mortif to Room 3, Sweet Tea, you take Snap to Room 4. BABTMP, you and Fflewddur run over to Room 5, and PSXtreme and Feather go to Room 6. Everyone, meet up outside the main aquarium in ten minutes!"

With that, the Pie Master ran off.

The AEs stood in a stunned silence for a moment, but then Feather took control.

"You all heard her! We want to save our CBers don't we? Go all of you! Go warn them!"

So the AEs and Fflewddur went off to warn their owners.

 

Room 3 was very annoyed when they woke up. As the owners of some of the most unmanageable and crazy AEs out there, balletandbow and St Owl were used to pranks.

"Ugh," St Owl groaned. "I'm gonna kill Dev in the morning. Go back to sleep everybody, the AEs just started the pie war again."

"Open up!" a voice called bossily. "The Pie Master wants everyone outside the main aquarium right now!"

"Go away Dev! It's 1 in the morning! Why would the Pie Master want us now?"

"She says that Day 4 has begun! She needs everyone together right now!"

"He's right," another voice, quieter this time, confirmed. "She showed up in her pjs outside the door and woke us up to warn you."

Ballet, who had this far watched in silence, said, "I think we should go. If the Pie Master woke up all the AEs to warn us, it must be pretty bad."

So, the sleepy occupants of Room 3 followed their AE guides to a new Day.

 

Room 4 gave little resistance. They were very tired, and kept falling asleep in the middle of Sweet Tea's explanation. The fourth time this happened, Sweet Tea got really irritated.

"Come on guys!" she screamed. "The Pie Master woke us up in the middle of the night for a reason, you know! Obviously something bad must be happening!"

She looked down at their faces and sighed. They were asleep again. She shook them awake.

"What's going on with you?"

"We don't know," Booksy replied, yawning. "We've been like this all day. It's like someone drugged us or something."

"This is not good," Tea whispered. "Whatever's going on out there, they need to be fully awake if they want to survive the morning."

"Aha!" Mortif squealed. "I bet we could wake them up with some of that blue cheese pie PSXtreme had!"

"That's perfect! I still have some of it in my hair, here put it under their noses."

They did, and Booksy, Leafmist, Meox, and Hallia snapped awake instantly.

Meox let out an unhappy meow, and Hallia gagged.

"Ew! What is that smell!" she cried.

"Blue cheese pie. Come on let's go!"

"Wha?"

"Come on!" Tea said forcefully.

So, Room 4 set out as well.

 

Room 5 was in disarray. After Sydney had, ah, left, no one tried to control Cyclone at all. Scylla and Twinkle had retreated to Scylla's bunk, so Cyclone had set to work.

By the time BABTMP and Fflewddur arrived, the only things left was Scylla's bunk and a pile of smashed wood boards. Oh, and a tornado trying to rip apart the room.

They peeked in the door.

"What the heck?!" BABTMP shrieked.

"It's only Cyclone." Fflewddur sighed. "One second, I'll calm him down."

She went inside, and a minute later reappeared.

"Come on in," she said. "I'll explain."

She did, and Scylla readily agreed to come, though Cyclone took some convincing.

"Just let me grab one thing," Scylla said. A moment later she popped out of her bunk with her backpack and Twinkle.

"Climb on Twinkle, you don't want to fall off."

Twinkle scurried up Scylla's leg and jumped into the tiny harness on the backpack.

"Alright, let's go," Scylla said.

Room 5 was on their way.

 

Room 6 wasn't hard to convince. After dinner, Shadow Dragon and Hacker D had retreated to their room and begun to fortify. Feather and PSXtreme were trapped in approximately 5 seconds.

"Helloo!" Feather cried, hanging from the rafters. "Hello? Shadow? Hacker D? Can you let us out please?"

A snout poked out of what seemed to be the main control center.

"Feather? Is that you? Who's with you?"

"Yes Shadow its me. PSXtreme and I were sent to get you."

"Sent to get us?" Shadow said skeptically. "By who?

"The Pie Master. She says that Day 4 has begun and that we all need to see her right away. Those booms you heard? I think it has something to do with it."

"We heard those," another voice said. "I think it might just be the other AEs though."

"No it's not!" Feather insisted. "They woke us up too! We need to go now!"

"Fine! We're coming out now!" Shadow cried exasperatedly, squeezing through the door.

Room 6 was on their way.

 

submitted by Pie Master, age 12, Pietel
(November 27, 2015 - 9:32 am)

Here's part 2.

Day 4 Part 2

 

As the 6 Rooms gathered together, the Pie Master's mind was chaos. She hated this hotel, she hated that she could never have any guests without a murder, and most of all she hated those really loud booms that had woken her up. The thing that worried her the most however, was that Room 5 could hardly stay awake. Someone, probably the murderer, had tampered with the air systems and inserted sleeping gas into their room. That wasn't good. It proved that the murderer had no problems with killing people remotely.

 

"Ok," she said once they were all there. "Day 4 has started and something is going on in the main aquarium. We need to find out what's going on, and see if we can stop it. Any questions?"

"Yeah," Fflewddur said. "Can we pie them?" The Pie Master grinned. She had forgotten how silly AEs and Capachas could be.

"Well, it depends on what is going on in there. Let's split up into groups and go from there."

 

In two minutes, the CBers had managed to push the AEs and Capachas into their own groups, and had successfully armed themselves with some pies and an assortment of weapons from books. The Pie Master walked over to the CBers.

"I think I might know what's going on," she said. "I think it's a scene from a book, though I'm not sure which one."

"I'd say it was a Harry Potter," Booksy yawned. "Judging by the amount of yelling we can't understand."

"But if it is HP," Shadow Dragon argued. "What book is it from? Who's in there? It's big enough it must be from one of the later books."

"I bet there's only two possibilities," St Owl announced. "The battle in the Department of Mysteries, or the Battle of Hogwarts."

"It's too big to be the Department of Mysteries," the Pie Master said. "It must be the Battle of Hogwarts." The CBers gave her some weird looks. "What? I can read too you know!"

"So what are we gonna do? balletandbow asked. "Are we gonna charge in there and defeat the Dark Lord?"

"No," St Owl said firmly. "We can't do that. Maybe we could just watch the battle?"

"But, the AEs!" Shadow Dragon protested. "If they watch, they'll just jump right in and all die!"

"How about just us, Sweet Tea, Feather, and the Pie Master watch?" Hacker D suggested. "That way they can't get in."

"Ok, so does everyone agree that we will go WATCH the Battle of Hogwarts?" The Pie Master asked.

Everyone did, so they all convinced the AEs that they would go "scout out" the battle while everyone else would stand guard.

 

Ten minutes later, the CBers prepared to enter the Battle of Hogwarts. They were all excited, but a little nervous. The Pie Master said that was good, only an idiot would be perfectly at ease with going into a dangerous, fictional situation.

They entered the main aquarium to find that it was totally transformed. Instead of the glass walls displaying exotic fish, the room was made of the white marble of the Great Hall.

"Everyone against the wall!" The Pie Master hissed. "It's safer to stay around the edges."

They all lined up against the far wall, gawking.

"Oh. My. Gosh. Is that.. ?" balletandbow asked.

"Mrs. Weasly and Bellatrix," Shadow Dragon confirmed.

They all watched for about ten minutes before everything went wrong.

 

balletandbow had just noticed the door right behind her on the wall when the murderer (though no one knew it at the time) scrunched up beside her. Ballet, thinking nothing of one of her friends coming over to talk, immediately pointed out the door.

"What do you think is in there?" she asked.

"I dunno," the murderer said. "Why don't you go check it out."

"Well, I don't know. The Pie Master might be kinda mad."

"It'll be fine! Go check it out!"

"O-ok..."

"Good answer," the murderer snarled, shoving Ballet into the room. (S)he knew that the traps (s)he had set up would finish balletandbow off. All they needed was a little time.

The battle was reaching its climax, so nobody heard the screams of one poor dancing markswoman as she perished.

No one noticed Ballet's absence until they had left the room to leave the protecters of Hogwarts to their grieving. Most of them were in tears after witnessing George bending over his brother's dead body and the sight of Lupin and Tonks lying together on the table.

"That.. is so sad!" St Owl sobbed. "It's even worse then reading the books and watching the movies!"

"It's kind of like us, don't you think?" Tea asked. "Even though sometimes people leave, life still goes on."

"Speaking of that," Shadow Dragon cried frantically, "Where's balletandbow? I didn't see her come out."

They asked around, but none of the AEs had seen her.

"She is gone," The Pie Master said sadly. "Day 4 has claimed its victim."

With that cheery thought, the CBers grouped together everyone to have their memorial for Ballet, and go off to bed.

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R.I.H. balletandbow, rest in Hogwarts.

 

P.S. I can't believe I just killed myself off like that. 

submitted by Pie Master, age 12, Pietel
(November 27, 2015 - 9:35 am)

Pie Journal

It's going to be exciting to find out the murderer. I fortified my bunk with iron so Twinkle and I would be safe. Cyclone's annoying. I get more tempted every day to shove him in the lathe. I had to pack it all up though. I wonder who'll die next. I don't care. Guys, I have a team name for us! How do you like Team Waterfall? 

I like Team Waterfall. Let's do it! Balletandbow's paperwork isn't very long, pretty easy. Yay! I love organizing! I hope more people die just not by my hand/paw/fin/talon or whatever shape I'm in so I can organize it. Then I'll feel useful.

Waterfall? I would've preferred Team Chestnut, but Waterfall got two votes. So Waterfall it is!

And PIe, in case you were wondering, Twinkle, Hallia, and I wanted to have a name for ourselves, just us three. No one else. 

submitted by Scylla
(November 27, 2015 - 1:09 pm)

I can't believe I died like that!  I was sooo stupid!  Walking into a strange, unmentioned door in the middle of the Battle of Hogwarts?!  I know who the murderer is, but I won't tell you! *raspberry* I'll be hanging around with Clode, Sydney, and Mice now!

THE VERY DISTINGUSHED AND EASILY READABLE JOURNAL OF BABTMP

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{balletandbow Ghosty's easy translation: SHE'S DEAD!  SHE'S DEAD!  WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!}

The Diary Of PieSlingerXtreme  

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{Pie Morse Code Translation: FREE! FREE! I'M FINALLY FREE!}

Meox's Note

drbx 

submitted by balletandbow Ghosty, age 12, Moon
(November 27, 2015 - 4:12 pm)

Welcome to the ghost land, Ballet! Me and Sydney have just been... floating... and... uhh... watching... and, umm, well, it's kind of boring up here, so maybe we can all do another ballet? Even though we're dead? 

submitted by Micearenice, age 12, CBr GhostLand
(November 27, 2015 - 6:34 pm)

I know! All the ghosts can write the memorials for the dead CBers! We should start with whoever dies in Day 5 though, we can't really write memorials for ourselves, can we now?

submitted by balletandbow Ghosty, age 12, Moon
(November 27, 2015 - 10:25 pm)

We should write memorials for the CBers! And I don't see why we shouldn't write ones for ourselves too! 

Speaking of my fictional death, my family was at my uncle's house for Thanksgiving yesterday and a funny thing happened. We were playing trivia with a set of fifth grade cards- you know those sets of long cards that say, "It's OK to be smart!" on the back?- and one question was, "In what city in Peru did Lima beans originate?"

It was, first of all, a kind of obvious question. Lima beans...come from Lima. But it also made me think of my extremely curious death. So I was amused.

Anyway, we could come up with snarky epitaphs to put on our spooky gravestones! Then all who passed would know our stories...or at least our wry senses of humor.

And memorial services. Those too. 

Fflewddur says bwtw. Wait a minute...Fflewddur, how did you get to Ghostland? 

submitted by The Ghost of Sydney, age Forever 13, Somewhere Spooky
(November 28, 2015 - 10:37 am)

Ok this is the Day I will be posting this weekend.

Day 5

 

The murderer smiled. This was going to be easier that (s)he had thought. Silly CBers with their everlasting trust in each other. (S)he flipped a blaster between h(er)is hands. The Harry Potter transplant had worked well enough, this one should too. (S)he was glad that (s)he could make this kind of mischief. The murderer grinned even wider. Today was going to be fun.

 

Because of the incident the previous morning, the CBers had slept in, which resulted in them going to bed late, so they got up around 10.

They had all arrived in the third main aquarium for breakfast(the second was now hosting a doughnut/pie/pizza fight) to find the Pie Master sitting at the head of a long table.

"Please," she encouraged them. "Eat." So, they all warily sat around the table and dug in. The Pie Master spoke again a few minutes later.

"I want you to know that I don't ignore the murders here. I hate that this has happened, as it does every time that I try to have guests. For this I am truly sorry. I have rearranged the rooms so you don't have to be quite as alone as your friends leave. Here is the new room arrangements." She waved her hand over the table, and a sign appeared. It read:

 

Room 3

Shadow Dragon

St Owl

Misty

Chip

 

Room 5

Scylla

Twinkle

Cyclone

Hacker D

 

The rest of the rooms were the same.

"As we are killed off," she continued, "I will rearrange the rooms every 4 days. This way no one will ever be alone. It will also make it easier to find your any suspicious activity from your roomies."

Suddenly, something big, metal, and pointy stabbed through the roof.

"What the heck is that?" St Owl cried.

"I know!" Someone yelled. "It's from that stupid Star Wars show that Bowey used to watch!"

They all turned to see the AEs streaming into the room with the Captchas in tow, BABTMP in the lead.

"Which one?" Hacker D asked. "The Clone Wars, or Star Wars Rebels? I really hope Star Wars Rebels, cause that's the only one that I know about."

"It's the Clone Wars. She watched this episode a while ago but..." BABTMP screamed. Laser blasts began to fly through the air as clones ran through the open doors.

"Everyone take cover!" Shadow Dragon cried. They dodged laser blasts as they ran over to the door the Pie Master pointed out. Once they were all safely inside the smaller aquarium, BABTMPcontinued.

"I think this is the episode where the Separatists invade Kamino. The Separatists want to steal the DNA that is used to create the clones so they can make some for themselves. I do remember that someone important dies though. Maybe it's Rex."

"No, it can't be Rex," Hacker D cut in." It can't be Rex cause he's one of the three clones that survive long enough to be in Star Wars Rebels."

"That's right!" BABTMP exclaimed. "It's him, Wolf and Gergory right? Bowey never got to watch all of that season, she just heard about it from her friend's brothers."

"As fascinating as this all is," the Pie Master butted in, "we have other things to worry about. Do you know if any serious threats come in?"

"Well, Anakin ends up fighting a Sith apprentice, Asajj Ventress, but other than that it's ok. For Jedi, there's Anakin, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, and Shakk Ti on Kamino. The Separatists deliberately let Anakin's clone troops shoot off peices of their ships in space so that the debris will crash into the oceans so that Ventress's Aqua Droids can make them into assault craft to puncture the city. "The majority of the episode follows Fives and Echo, two clones who help a squad of clone cadets hold off the droids. Nothing really bad happens except 99 dies at the end."

"So no major threats" The Pie Master clarified. "Is there any way to stop it?"

"I don't think so I think we just need to-"

"I'm gonna stop them!" Dev declared. "Those blaster are really loud and annoying."

"No Dev!" St Owl protested, "No matter how annoying those blisters are, they're still real! Depending on when this is in the episode, two very dangerous lightsaber wielding people could come crashing in any minute! You can't go out there!"

"Oh yes I can!" Dev yelled. "Devil Owl charge!" And he flew out the door.

So they all charged after him.

"No Dev!" St Owl screamed. "Dev, you'll die! Come back!"

"Dev you idiot, GET BACK HERE!" Hacker D yelled.

"Get back!" The Pie Master called. "Here comes the Sith!"

They all looked up to see a woman with white skin and strange purple tattoos being chased by a man with a scarred face and very messy hair.

"Well," Fflewddur said. "I can see why Padme married him, even though he's a Jedi."

"Fflewddur, can you please imagine your Jedi boyfriend later?" Shadow Dragon snapped. "We have more pressing problems at the moment!"

Meanwhile, Dev was flying up the the peak of the room.

"LISTEN UP!" he screamed. "WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP THOSE BLASTERS?! THEY'RE REALLY ANNOYING!"

Down below, a clone whispered, "Captain? Permission to shoot that annoying bird that yelling at us about our blasters?"

"Permission granted. Go check on General Skywalker."

The clone took aim as St Owl gasped.

"No! She whisper/screamed, shoving over the clone as he pulled the trigger. The blast missed Dev by two feet.

Behind the rest of them, the murderer took aim with the sniper blaster (s)he had swiped from a dead trooper. It was clumsy, but accurate. (S)he took aim and squeezed the trigger just as Dev yelled,

"Ha! You missed you ninny!" Then he gaped at the giant hole in his chest(courtesy of the murderer's blaster) and fell to the floor right in front of the CBers.

 

They dragged him out of the aquarium just as he began to crumble to ashes.

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R.I.G. Devil Owl, rest in a galaxy far, far away. 

submitted by Pie Master, age 12, Pietel
(November 28, 2015 - 4:06 pm)

Oh my gosh that was hilarious. 

submitted by Cho Chang, age 12, Episode VII
(November 29, 2015 - 12:50 pm)

LEAFMIST'S NOTES MEMO ON IPAD MINI TWO (Secret agent style)

It is 1:37 A.M, day five of our stay at the mysterious Pietel. Three Cbers, Sydney C, Micearenice, and Balletandbow, and a CAPTCHA, Clode, have been mysteriously murdered by a mysterious murderer mysteriously. We have been here not even five days, and four of us have been murdered. It seems that one CBer, AE, or CAPTCHA will die every day. I have not allowed myself the privelege of sleep, so as to keep myself, Sweet Tea, and Misty from being murdered. Misty must be really worried, as one of her fellow CAPTCHA's fell into a chocolate fountain and died. No AE's have been killed yet, but it is only a matter of time. Leafmist, Over and out.

SWEET TEA'S VOICE RECORDING ON LEAFMISTS IPAD WHICH SHE STOLE:

AHHH!! What am I going to do? A CAPTCHA and and THREE WHOLE CBERS have died? What if Leafmist dies next? Or Misty? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??? LEAFMIST CAN'T DIE! MISTY CAN'T DIE!! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!!!1!!

Mistys memo:

nwdf 

submitted by Leafmist
(November 28, 2015 - 4:37 pm)

Oh gosh....... Poor St. Owl. AND Cyclone's still in my room. I wish there was a way to destroy him. Meh.

afoa

A foal? Good! Wait..... You're a foal.

Nuts

submitted by Scylla
(November 28, 2015 - 9:45 pm)

Oh, sorry Balletandbow, I think I posted the memos and stuff before day the day five post had appeared. Sorry!! =)

submitted by Leafmist
(November 29, 2015 - 9:41 am)

THE VERY DISTINGUISHED AND EASILY READABLE JOURNAL OF BABTMP

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{balletandbow Ghosty's easy translation: DEEEV! NOOO!}

The Diary of PieSlingerXtreme

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{Pie Morse Code Traslation: Dev's dead.  Oh well.}

Meox's Note

auvw 

submitted by balletandbow Ghosty, age 12, Moon
(November 29, 2015 - 10:22 am)

You remember how I said I might not be able to post everyday? Tomorrow might be one of those days.  I am really busy this week, but I will try to post as much as I can.

submitted by Pie Master, age 12, Pietel
(November 29, 2015 - 10:29 pm)

Ach!  The CB was down yesterday for some reason so I couldn't post. I know this one's kinda short, I was really rushed when I wrote it.  I won't be able to post anything else today cause I'm really busy on Wednesdays.

Day 6

 

Rooms 1 and 2 were getting out of hand. After a quick memorial for Dev, they had gone back to their pie fight, but in the MUAPWT. At random moments, a big hole would suddenly appear in the wall of one of the Rooms, with pie-throwing AEs flooding the room second later. 

However annoying(and EXTREMELY messy) it was, it got WAY worse when they decided to be Jedi in memory of Dev. Room after Room was turn apart with the AEs lightsabers and their "newly found Jedi powers"(AKA trapping Cyclone in a bottle and briefly releasing him to destroy the Room). 

 

The AEs were having an awesome time annoying their CBers, but were totally confused when they got to Room 4. Room 3 had yelled their heads off and AE proofed their room, Room 5 had also yelled and set up all Hacker D's AE traps, but Room 4's occupants just sat there in their reading nooks. The AEs had thoroughly destroyed the Room and were preparing to head over to the third main aquarium to see if there was still some shooting going on when they realized that there had been no reaction from the CBers. 

"That's weird." PSXtreme muttered. "It's a lot more fun if they're awake."

"Wait, you mean they're asleep?" Tea cried. She had heard the Pie Master muttering something about sleeping gas in Room 4. 

"Yeah. See? They don't do anything when I pie them." A whoosh, and SPLAT! Leafmist's face was covered in pie.

"Oh no! We have to wake them up! What wakes you up?" Tea sobbed. She had been here too long to loose Leafmist now. 

"Tazers do the job." PSXtreme suggested.

"We could throw some Latin dictionaries at them." Mortif said. 

"I could bite their ears." BABTMP offered. "I have a very pokey beak."

"We could dump them in some acid." Snap said.

"Let's throw stinky cheese!" Fflewddur shouted joyfully. 

Sweet Tea was now banging her head against the wall. Literally. 

"Fflewddur has a point. Feather said. "If we can get something stinky it might wake them up."

"I'm bored." Mortif grumbled. "Let's go have a pie war again."

Tea stood straight up like she'd been tazed.

"That's it!" She cried. "Stinky pies! We woke them up with blue cheese pies once, we can do it again! Let's grab all the CBers and have a stinky cheese pie fight!" 

Unsurprisingly, there were no objections.

 

So five minutes later all of the Piers and the Pie Master gathered in the second main aquarium for a pie war. After explaining Room 4's problem to the Pie Master via a wished up iPad, Sweet Tea and the AEs had secured the sleeping CBers and Capachas to some rolling desk chairs and wheeled them out. 

"Ok" she began. "We're doing this to try to wake up everyone. We need four teams, one for each of them so they don't fall over or something. Three people to a chair. Two should concentrate on trying to hit other people while the other drives the chair. Ready?" 

All the CBers got organized, and Sweet Tea positioned herself behind Leafmist's chair. 

"Charge!"

Pies flew everywhere, ranging from the original blue cheese to garlic to poo. Slowly, everyone was picked off or woken up by PSXtreme and the others until only a few(including the murderer) were left. 

 

Just as the last of Booksy's guards was hit with a poo pie, a green one flew through the air. It sailed higher than it should have, even though it was thrown by a murderer with some supernatural qualities, soaring through the air like a pie with wings, and landed dead center on Booksy's face. She screamed. 

Immediately, everybody jumped up and ran towards her. They arrived just in time to see Booksy's face collapse to the floor, a pile of skin goo. They all shrieked and jumped back. 

"PSXtreme, what kind of pie is that?" The Pie Master asked. 

"Acid. It's pretty rare. Even the Masked Piester only used them once or twice. Totally lethal. We can't save her."

So, the victim for Day 6 was chosen and eliminated. 

 

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R.I.P. Booksy Owly, rest in pie. 

I promise I will post more tomorrow =)
submitted by Pie Master, age 12, Pietel
(December 2, 2015 - 9:24 am)