Oh, no! Is it too late to join? Please tell me it's not too late to join!

This is my AE:

Name: Ditty

Appearance: Hm... I've honestly never really thought about it... Brown hair, usually in a braid, silver eyes, usually wears a brown skirt and leggings with a white t-shirt and army boots.

Gender: Female

Personality: Very talkative, talks to anybody who will look at her. Whenever somebody asks a question, she sometimes gives them this look like, 'I know, but I'm not going to tell you'. She owns a whipped cream gun that she is not afraid to use if provoked. You've been warned.

Other: Whipped cream gun and Big Book of Boredom are her usual weapons of choice. She brought both of them. Oh! And she drizzles literally every food in chocolate sauce before she eats it.

Taxicab says dimp. ...? Dimples? Are you smiling? I'm confused. 

Ditty~

The train screeches to a halt outside the station. TARDISrider came to see me off, but I do't give her any time to.

"So long, losers!" I shout, waving my right hand in the 'live long and prosper' sign from Star Trek. I swing myself up onto the train with the oter AEs, toss my bags into the storaghe thingymajig, drop down onto my seat, and start singing loudly. Some other AEs give me irritated looks. This is going to be a lot of fun.

Frederic~

The bus screeches to a halt. Someone who had been singing REALLY REALLY REALLY loudly stopps. The bus door opens.... to reveal..... A school with a giant banner saying: Enjoy the school while you can, after all, it's haunted! =)

I blink. The banner reads something else: Enjoy this school while you can! Time will fly by at Hoooo-University&School! =)

I blink again and look at the banner. The same. Hmm.... was my first vision me going crazy or a premonition of things to come? Premonition, I bet. The school certainly looks like something haunted. The school was a giant church. But instead of saints on the glass and statues of angels there are evil-looking gargoyles on the roof and ghosts on the windows. And the finishing touch: Where a wonderful fountain might've been there is a fountan with carved skeleton on top... where water is usually pumped out of its mouth there is.... blood. Or pomagranite juice. Maybe dyed water. But I'm betting BLOOD. Good thing I brought my sword-disguised-as-a-cane. And my invincible top-hat. Plus my ninja outfit with a full set of nunchucks and shurikings. I look over my shoulder. Everyone else is crowding behind me. Obviously I'm the one to go up to the stone door. Well. If I don't survive at least I'll have a goood entering-the-lair-of-evil-ghosts-where-I-die last words.

I pad up to the stone door. "Boy, this is going to be soooooo fun," I mutter as I knock on the door. 

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"ONWO!!!!"  Onwards? Wow. You really love randomly phoning me in the middle of the night to say your final words. *click.* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Ditty~

I stare at the fountatin in the middle of the courtyard. Red liquid spills out. I flip my braid over my shoulder, check that I still have my dagger in my boot, and stroll casually towards the fountain. I stick my hand under the stream of liquid. I examine it, smile slyly, and suck on it. Somebody screams.

"That girl's drinking BLOOD!" they scream. I shrug, pulling my hand out of my mouth.

"It's fruit punch!" I shout. "And it's really good!" I turn back to the church just as Fredrick lifts the knocker. "I bet the Headmaster's a vampire!" I say loud enough for him to hear. "He'll have his zombie butler open the door so he doesn't disintegrate in the sunlight!" A few Aes nearest the door back away. I smirk proudly. "Why aren't you knocking yet?"

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Hmmphrt I hate taxis! The taxi driver got lost to the train station and we missed the train. Lucky us!!!!                        OK! I am out of here! See you later. I shout to Rosemary.

You can't go! We have to go to the school! she says.

Take a chill pill! I'm just going to telaport to the school. I growl. Abbsinmidly scraching Holly. Rosemary's eyes light up. Oh great she has an idea. 

Can you take passenges? she asks.

Yes, but it might be too ruff on your sensative stomach. I warn.

Do it! she says.

Allright! I close my eyes and snap my fingers. A giant vortex of shadows appears on the back of the driver's seat. Hop in! 

Oh dear.... 

I push Rosemary in and smile as she screams. Allright hold on Holly here we go! I turn 2d and wrap myself around Holly. The presure could seriously damage her insides. 

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I pop out in time to see Rosemary loosing her lunch. Darn! I always miss the best things on film. I look up at the school scary. We go and join the crowd of AEs and CAPCHAS at the giant doors...   

~Chilly

I play with my braid again, standing at the front of the school. Theres so many boys...

For the first time, I feel..shy. And-oh gosh, everyone but me is wearing the school uniform.

I'll never fit in. 

I quickly type fgkt to Icy. Hopefully she'll know it means HELP! 

Spyro~

Ooh, fruit punch! 

...

What do you mean I have to write more than that?!

~Chilly

Who do I talk to? Where do I fit in? Why are there these strange pale translucent creatures I keep seeing?

A blonde girl with cat ears smiles at me. I smile back at her. How am I ever going to fit in?! "Ee!" I squeak as a girl who looks like Pinkie Pie from My Little Ponie Equestrian Girls runs into me. "Oops, sorry!"

There's a boy with purple hair... Boys and girls all over, even rabbits and dogs. Suddenly I get bumped into again....

It's a tough-looking older boy AE. "Watch where you're going," he says, pulling something out of his pocket. I dunno what it's called--brass knuckles? "Snyder Fan, leave her alone," Someone calls. He glares at me. "We'll finish this another time." "Anytime," I reply cooly.

There, see? I was confident. Even when I'm the only AE-Captcha crossbreed here, I can be cool. Like my name.

Frederic~

I search for a locker in the ensuing chaos of the CAPTCHAs and AEs coming into the school. I see a free locker right next to a CAPTCHA-wait.... with AE in there too? Cool. AE and CAPTCHA crossbreed! Anyways, I see a CE (CAPTCHA/AE) standing next to a locker. I walk over to her. Huh. She's looking very shy and awkward. I extend a paw to her. "Hello. My name is Frederic. If you would like to survive here I would say stick with the CAPTCHA who was a magical sword-cane and lots of experience with awkward situations. Namely, ME." The girl shyly extends her hand and we shake. I start to put my books--the ones on how to survive haunted places--into the locker. "Um, what do you mean by awkward situations?" Chill asks. I turn to her and say: "When you live with Pepper and Chinchilla, plus ThePersonWhoWritesNotes you LIVE with awkward." Chill looks confused so I explain. "Pepper is a crazy sort of not-nice AE, ThePersonWhoWritesNotes is like a living dictionary, and Chinchilla is a crazy happy-go-lucky girl who will probably take over the world some day." Then I smile a bright, innocent smile and continue organizing my books in the locker.

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Very short. I know. =)

HEY! HOW AM I NOT-NICE?!

In every way.

Only sometimes. Hmmmph.