~HypQuests!~

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~HypQuests!~

~HypQuests!~

1. You wake up suddenly, finding yourself in the middle of a spaceship with a lightsaber in your hand and the instinctive knowledge that you now can use the force. What color is the lightsaber, and what would you be more excited about: moving things with your mind, wielding a lightsaber, or seeing into the future (maybe)?

2. You must infiltrate a base guarded by angels, winged slugs, and carnivorous strawberry people. You may choose one weapon (something you can hold in your hand) or piece of equipment to take along. What do you take?

3. As you are baking blueberry pie, a team of ghost exterminators show up and claim that they need to exterminate your house. What do you do? 

4. If a mythical creature suddenly appeared in your yard, what would it be, and why would it be there?

5. If Sauron from LOTR got his hands on the Sorcerer's stone and started attacking Camp Half-Blood, what would you do? 

submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(February 27, 2017 - 11:37 am)

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submitted by TopQuests!, age Top HATS!, Toppington
(February 27, 2017 - 8:59 pm)

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submitted by TopQuests!, age Top Hats!, Toppington
(February 27, 2017 - 9:00 pm)

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(February 28, 2017 - 7:15 pm)

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submitted by Jarvis, age ???
(February 28, 2017 - 8:22 pm)

1. My lightsaber is AQUA and moving things around with my mind!

2. Duct tape!

3. Get my parents. XD

4. A white winged wolf. Because it would be offering to take me on a ride AND THEN become my pet, of course! 

5. Whassat mean? XD 

submitted by Leeli
(March 1, 2017 - 10:59 am)

1. My lightsaber is a dark, bright blue and I brandish it with lots of enthusiasm!

2. I would get a flamethrower BECAUSE FIRE.

3. Join them and sing the Ghostbusters theme as I do so!

4. It would be a white 15.4-hand pegasus named Foggy.  He would be there because he will not see me this weekend and he would very much like me to ride him this week!  ( I ride horses every Saturday, but I can't be there this weekend.  Also, everyone, myself included, knows he is a pegasus and only those who belive can see his wings.)

5. I don't know the half of this, but I would either run away or attack him with a chain.

Elena says mack.  Who's mack?  Or do you just want me to play Mack on my uncle's xBox or whatever? 

submitted by Lucy B., age 12, California
(March 4, 2017 - 1:15 am)

1. You wake up suddenly, finding yourself in the middle
of a spaceship with a lightsaber in your hand and the instinctive
knowledge that you now can use the force. What color is the lightsaber,
and what would you be more excited about: moving things with your mind,
wielding a lightsaber, or seeing into the future (maybe)?

2. You must infiltrate a base guarded by angels, winged
slugs, and carnivorous strawberry people. You may choose one weapon
(something you can hold in your hand) or piece of equipment to take
along. What do you take?

3. As you are baking blueberry pie, a team of ghost
exterminators show up and claim that they need to exterminate your
house. What do you do? 

4. If a mythical creature suddenly appeared in your yard, what would it be, and why would it be there?

5. If Sauron from LOTR got his hands on the Sorcerer's stone and started attacking Camp Half-Blood, what would you do? 

1. My lightsaber is Purple with a black knighted handle. I want to MOVE THINGS WITH MY MIND! 

2. The TARDIS key.

3. Offer them the pie, say it's made of ectoplasm, and watch as they run from me screaming. 

4. It would be a huge dragon that could shrink into pocket size, and breath fire, and camoflauge, AND speak english. He would be looking for the magical device known as a Toaster! I would offer him the device and he would give me the ability to open dimensional rifts when I'm out of dimensional residue.

5. I would recruit the army of hyrule, then lead the battle against the army of Mordor atop a blue Nazgul named Jerry wtih my awesome lightsaber screaming "FOR NARNIAAAAAA!"

I want these to happen now!

submitted by General Waffleson, age -457, The Nexus of All Reality!
(March 4, 2017 - 1:42 pm)

Just saying--before I filled this out, I searched "hypquests" on Google, and the first four results were FROM THE CB! I can't believe it--if someone searched "hypquests" stuff from the CB would come up!

I mean, yeah, I know, it's a website, it's the internet, etc., but still....

Oh, and one of them was from 2013, by Jo Dosie Do, and it had posts by Everinne, BHR, and Red on it!

Wowzies.

Really, just search "hypquest" and it's the second one--at least, on my browser it is.

Now! For the hypothetical questions.

1. My lightsaber is purple, and OMG I CAN USE A LIGHTSABER!

2. A rolling pin. I can whack the angels with it, smush the slugs with it, and make the strawberry people into a pie with it! See? A multi-tasker! 

3. I throw the pie at them. Enough said.

4. It would be a unicorn, and it would be there because it was mad at me for singing Taylor Swift songs in its forest

5. I would gather my friends (friends with wands can come in handy!) and sneak around to Camp HB to surprise him and steal the Sorceror's Stone. It would totally work! 

submitted by Leafpool
(March 4, 2017 - 2:34 pm)

1. Red, and seeing into the future. I want to know what will happen next in my life, so I'm more prepared!

2. Machine gun?? IDK.

3. I tell them to go away and finish baking the pie. XD

4. It would be a dragon, either because I angered it with my defiance of because it likes my fiery character and wants to train me.

5. Fight him? Duh! 

 

submitted by Mei-xue (May-shreh) , Fairyland
(March 4, 2017 - 4:27 pm)

1. My colour would be wonderful dark green, and even if it wasn't then I would swindle, steal, and kill to find a lightsaber crystal that is dark green. Heheheheh....  Moving things with my mind. *Accidentally moves computer and slams computer into face* Oooow..... except for that part....

2.   A giant sword.

3. I persuade them that they got the wrong address and that the house they want to exterminate is Sauron's/Kronos's house. If that doesn't work then I lock them in my freezer and turn the peg up to 'Freeze quickly, WARNING serious freezer burn'.

4. It would be a Griffin and I would quickly help it home, it would be there because in it's migration course it had accidentally strayed into one of the weak spots in the universe and had landed in my backyard.

5. I would grab my homemade shield and my imaginary helmet, and an awesome sword and help them! ThenI would have this awesome adventure! Or die heroically! Or die pointlessly!

=D Wait..... what's the point of this? It's cool, but..... what? No, seriously, i love this randomness. =) 

submitted by Chinchilla
(March 5, 2017 - 5:37 pm)