Chatterbox: Inkwell

Bad/silly writing prompt thread! Pretty self explanatory: 

Imagine you were a piece of scotch tape. Describe every physical sensation.

A girl makes a sandwich. Write what happens next.

Flip to a random word in the dictionary. Make that the name of your main character. 

Write a short story using only seven letters.

By accident a piece of microplankton gets elected president. Hilarity ensues.

Write a story where the characters speak only in popular song lyrics.