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CAPTCHA ROUND ROBIN
CAPTCHA ROUND ROBIN
So, I was watching the Yolkster hide some eggs on a specific LGBTQ+ friendly thread when Ted came out (BUT NOT AS LGBTQ+ HA) and said the most influential thing:
fwoo
Me and the Yolkster laughed about this, and I told them that I wished paid attention to what came before that so I could make a joke about it, when I came up with the greatest idea.
What if I made a Round Robin, but the CAPTCHAs made the stories?
So here you have it! I'm inviting you all and your CAPTCHAs to hoin together in writing a REALLY WEIRD THING, probably. You can refresh five times (being very merciful) if your CAPTCHA says some Mumbly Jumbly Stuff, but the fifth time you HAVE to stick with that. Nine sentences are the max for this RR. If your CAPTCHA says a swear, you can refresh without it counting towards your refreshes. Let's start!
Ted, i'm going to bring back a dead meme and misuse by saying Mmm whatcha sayyy?
Mr Tx
wow, really? Thanks! you even put a space between Mr and Tx! Well, Tx means either Tuxedo or Texas, but why not both? This is a CAPTCHA RR for hecks sake!
Not very long ago, in the small city of (searches up small Texas cities, surprised when google autocompletes it to Texas) Marfa, Texas, there lived a tuxedo salesman. Not just any tuxedo salesman; no, no. this was the great Mr. Tux, blessed by the Tuxedo Gods into a life of Tuxedoing! He was the most patriotic man in Marfa, and 50% of his tuxes were Texas-themed! the other 49%, however, were magical tuxedoes with mystical powers. The other one percent were in a sector literally called, "Regular Tuxedos for boring men."
But let's get to the juicy stuff; the magical tuxedoes! There were flying tuxes, invisibility tuxes, tuxes that made you into a unicorn (with a tuxedo, of course), tuxedoes that shot guns that shot tuxedoes, any tux you could IMAGINE was there!
One day, a boy named Samuel Peters wanted to impress his date to prom; however, his dad worked as a shoemaker, and the only tuxes he had were the boringest on the planet! However, he had heard about this "Mr. Tux" buy, and decided to try his luck.
That's all the sentences I'm alloted! you know, I tried to type "mr. Tux" into the CAPCTCHA bar, but it just didn't work!
submitted by Ella Starburst
(April 22, 2019 - 10:53 am)
(April 22, 2019 - 10:53 am)
Cake says xovc. You know what, let's try again.
Gnur. I can work with that! It sounds like... grounder.
Samuel walked in the door of Mr. Tux's shop, raising his eyebrows at the odd interior. Every surface in the shop was covered in tuxedos: the walls, the floors, the counters, the chairs... everywhere!
"Hello, hello, hello!" said Mr. Tux, popping out of nowhere, "And are you looking for a most marvelous tuxedo today?"
"Er, yes, I am, sir!" replied Samuel.
"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! Here, try this one. It's filled with the most marvelous magical power: ground!"
Samuel slipped into the tuxedo and felt a rumble under his feet.
Aaaand that's all I can write! Someone else will have to continue. :)
Hey, wait a second, it wasn't gnur? Was it ghur instead? It must have been. So now Cake says uuhf. Oof? Yes, very much oof. I wrote this whole post for a CAPTCHA that wasn't even right? Sigh.
(April 22, 2019 - 9:37 pm)
Cake says xovc. You know what, let's try again.
Gnur. I can work with that! It sounds like... grounder.
Samuel walked in the door of Mr. Tux's shop, raising his eyebrows at the odd interior. Every surface in the shop was covered in tuxedos: the walls, the floors, the counters, the chairs... everywhere!
"Hello, hello, hello!" said Mr. Tux, popping out of nowhere, "And are you looking for a most marvelous tuxedo today?"
"Er, yes, I am, sir!" replied Samuel.
"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! Here, try this one. It's filled with the most marvelous magical power: ground!"
Samuel slipped into the tuxedo and felt a rumble under his feet.
Aaaand that's all I can write! Someone else will have to continue. :)
Hey, wait a second, it wasn't gnur? Was it ghur instead? It must have been. So now Cake says uuhf. Oof? Yes, very much oof. I wrote this whole post for a CAPTCHA that wasn't even right? Sigh.
(April 22, 2019 - 9:37 pm)
(April 23, 2019 - 9:24 am)
Elli says nnbz
Something about bees, hmm?
The rumbling grew louder and suddenly a humming cloud of bees shot through the shop’s ringing front door and arranged themselves in the front jacket pockets of the tux, which were many. Several sprigs of grass poked themselves between the buzzing mass and an odd bird peeked out of one of pants pockets. Utterly startled, Sam remained frozen in place, hardly knowing what to do.
“Not the one, eh?” said the infamous tailor, “Here, try this ‘un”
That’s all I can do rn
(April 23, 2019 - 8:51 pm)
Cake says igow. I go, perhaps?
"Uh, I'd rather not," Sam responded awkwardly, "I'll just, er, leave?"
"But no! You must stay! My tuxedos are the only tuxedos that will satisfy your need for something unusual. Here, if you don't like magic, perhaps a Texas tux?"
He shoved Sam's arms into a tuxedo covered in the Texas flag.
"Uh, I'd rather not," Sam said again, pulling off the tuxedo and turning for the door.
"No-no-no, you must stay!" said the creepy old man, blocking Sam's path in the blink of an eye.
(April 23, 2019 - 10:39 pm)
Empyreal says muza. Muse? Museum?
Sam yelped as the floor crumbled beneath him and he fell into what appeared to be an underground museum, with even more tuxedos there. The old man, dropping in behind Sam, snapped his fingers, and one of the tuxedos lunged toward Sam. He ducked, but the wild outift pinned him down. He could move no farther.
The man laughed. "You see, boy? All of my tuxedos are actually people!" I captured them and brought them here."
Sam was filled with dread.
"Now you can be a tuxedo person, too! . . . . . ."
(April 24, 2019 - 9:27 am)
(April 25, 2019 - 7:31 am)