Chatterbox: Inkwell

The wind is howling outside of your window as a storm approaches. You can hear a crack of thunder out in the distance. It is your favorite kind of weather. Grabbing a book off of your desk, you collapse down on the family's rocking chair. A bolt of lighting crosses the sky as you begin flipping through the pages. Oddly, about half way through the book, you spot a change in the font. You decide to flip back to the page, though what you find is definitely not just a font issue. It is a letter. Addressed to you. You sigh with anguish, disappointed you can't start reading yet, but begin reading the letter anyway. There is no formal greeting at the top, just your name typed out in bold. It draws you in to read more. The first line begins:

Dear reader, everyone tells me it is best to start with an explanation. I, on the other hand, say it is always best to start with a story. 

There is gap here, so you pause for a moment as you find where the text begins again:

"It's time." I said as I threw open the Not-Mansion's rickety old door. "It is time!" 

Ellith, my dear and true assistant, ran up to me with a stack of papers in her hands - the normal way she walked about the place, and put a stubborn hand in front of my chest. 

"Arcady...you remember what happened last time...the Wundersmith…"

"Yes I know they killed everybody. But this time will be different - I can feel it." 

"Just because you haven't gone around murdering people doesn't mean one of them won't'!" Ellith declared. 

"I have made up my mind already Elli. Now please get me a typewriter." 

Your heart starts racing. This isn't a prank by your younger sister. This is something else entirely. Something deadly.

Oh yes. I can tell you are afraid now. Good. People think better when they are afraid. Unless you are Alexander. Alexander just gets mad. But anyway, you are not my nephew (Or are you? If you are, why did you steal my letter?), so let me get to the point and tell you what 'it's time!' for. 

It's time to tell you what you really are. You are magical. You have powers beyond your imagination. You could control the world if you wanted to. Actually, scratch the last part. If you rule the world that means I can't, so clearly that is not an option. 

So why am I informing you of your magical ability? Why that is because I am offering to train you. You and 19 phenomenal others (as we call them in the Phenomenal Occurrences Council) have been selected to attend the Northern No-Mansion (instructions not needed - you will see why) for the highest quality lessons and instruction in your unique ability.

If you choose to accept this once-in-a-life time offer, you are to flip this paper over -  No - not now - I am not finished yet- and fill out the participation form and disclaimer. And no, I will not tell you why there is a disclaimer. 

You will learn to be a master at your magical ability better than Dumbledore himself if you embrace this opportunity. Oh darn, don't tell Dumbledore I said that. Now anyway, there is nobody else who can teach you like I can. And if you don't learn to harness your magic now, your magic will learn to harness you. 

I will include a list of the abilities we are accepting for this seminar. You will learn which ability is yours once the event begins. Please answer all questions on the form and be ready to be collected on 17th of July! 

~Arcady Wunder

Arcady Wunder - What a curious name. Though you don't have time to ponder this strange man's name. You have to see the list - and the form. You flip the paper over:

Arcady's List Of Magical Abilities!

Read the title of the page. You continue down until you see the list. 

1: Animator (Can bring object to life - Can not bring living creatures back from death)

2: Animanetic (Understands/Can Semi-Control Animals - Humans not included) 

3: Botanic (Understands/Can Semi-Control Plants) 

4: Celestial (Understands/Can Semi-Control Celestial bodies - Can not prevent or speed up the end of the universe)

5: Chronologist (Can Alter/Travel in Time)

6: Elemental (Understands/Can Semi-Control the Elements) 

7: Empath (Understands/Detects Emotions when in contact with subject)

8: Energist (Semi-Controls the Flow of Energy)

9: Healer (Can Identify/Create cures on the spot - Again, can not bring living things back from death) 

10: Illusionist (Can Create/Detect Illusions)

11: Imaginist (Can Create Images from the imagination - Can not create events)

12: Linguist (Can speak all languages - On rare occasions can understand animals and plants) 

13: Mesmerist (Can force others to follow their will - though most Mesmerists are severely tracked by the council for their potential)

14: Morph (Can shapeshift into anything - when in contact with others, can share ability)

15: Oracle (Can see into the future, though usually at a limited range)

16: Shadow-Seer (Can Create/Control Shadows)

17: Sun-Seer (Can Create/Control Sunlight)

18: Telepath (Can Read Minds on contact with subject

19: Witness (Can See the Truth of the World - Includes Tracking Origins, Seeing Abilities, And Detecting Lies - Though there are ways to Allude this ability)

20: Wundersmith (Can Control the Fabric of the World - If trained right, they can master Life and Death) 

A shiver goes up your spine. You don't know if you want to meet a master of death. But, if this man is telling the truth and you really have an ability...You decide to look at the form. It has quite a lot of questions, you see, but some of them are rather strange:

 

Name:

Nickname (If no nickname, leave this space blank): 

Pronouns:

Appearance: 

What Ability Do You Think You Have?:

What Ability Do You Want To Have?:

Do You Like Surprises?:

Are You One Who Would Go For A Strange Hairstyle?:

Favorite Color Combination: 

5 Adjectives That Describe You:

5 Adjectives That Describe Your Best Friend:

Does Your Best Friend Ever Take The Shape Of A Snake?: 

Do You Like The Color Black? If So, Why?:

Do You Like Enlarged Beasts Like Giant Lions?:

Would You Live In A House With A Personality (The answer is yes): 

Would You Be Able To Wear An Eye-Patch For Days On End:

Day or Night?: 

Light or Darkness?: 

Do or Die? (Please answer do - We can not except dead candidates): 

Do you like photography?

Top Three Of Your Most Favorite, Obscure Hobbies (The obscurer, the better):

Does The World Bend At Your Will?:

What Do You Think Of Sappy Conversations?: 

Can You Remember Your Dreams?: 

Favorite Quote You Caught A Friend Saying: 

Preferred Way Of Dying (Being a hero is not an option. We can not always provide hero-required scenarios at the time of death. Oh, and dying of old age doesn't count either. Because, well, we haven't made aging rays yet.):

Favorite Number: 

Favorite Time Of Day: 

Do You Appreciate Verb Tenses?:

Drawing Or Writing?: 

Dream Job:

Okay, Are You Tired Of These Questions?: 

If You Said Yes, Than To Bad Because There Is One More:

Letter Your Real Name Begins With: 

Okay, I'm Done:

Now I'm Done For Real:

Sike!: 

Alright, Ellith Says I Have To Stop Before You Give Up On This Thing: 

And The Disclaimer: Do You Agree To Say That Arcady And His Associates Will Bear No Responsibility Caused By This Wunderous (Pun Intended) Situation?: 

You don't quite consider 'Sike!' a question, but you decide to fill out the form anyway. Why not? There couldn't be any harm done. You probably are being tricked, but if not, what an opportunity! You hurry to write your name on the line at the top of the page, fill out the questions, and then rest the paper on the table. It disappears in front of your eyes in a plume of confetti. Maybe this wasn't a joke after all...

Little did you know you were getting yourself into a ski lodge.

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

 

Welcome to my, Arcady Wunder's ski lodge of the Wundrous Element (Oh, and Wunder is ment to be spelled with a u. Wonder and Wunder are two very different things here). Please feel free to guess my identity, and go ahead and fill out a form if you are interested. We can't wait to see you!

submitted by Arcady W. , age Wunderous, The Northern Not-Mansion
(July 10, 2021 - 4:37 pm)

Yes! I would be happy to accept AEs! As long as they are ready to train in there magical abilities, of course!

Or as long as their name their name isn't Eggbert. I will not tolerate writing that name more than once a year and, as you can see, I have already used that time up.  

submitted by Arcady W. , age Wunderous , Northern Not-Mansion
(July 14, 2021 - 11:16 am)

Name: Hollyshock

Nickname (If no nickname, leave this space blank): Holly

Pronouns: She/her

Appearance: Pretty much on the short side. Caramel colored skin, dark brown eyes, a ton of dark freckles everywhere, dark brown hair, and gold framed circular glasses. Usually wears oversized hoodies or sweaters and skirts, paired with black Converse.

What Ability Do You Think You Have?: Linguist.

What Ability Do You Want To Have?: Morph!

Do You Like Surprises?: If they're good, then sure!

Are You One Who Would Go For A Strange Hairstyle?: If it's needed, then sure, but otherwise, nope.

Favorite Color Combination: A light shade of yellow and a light shade of orange.

5 Adjectives That Describe You: Quiet, reserved, friendly, distractible, and tired.

5 Adjectives That Describe Your Best Friend: Chaotic, friendly, creative, talkative, and smart!

Does Your Best Friend Ever Take The Shape Of A Snake?: Uh.. no, sorry.

Do You Like The Color Black? If So, Why?: Sure! It's a lovely color!

Do You Like Enlarged Beasts Like Giant Lions?: Perhaps.

Would You Live In A House With A Personality (The answer is yes): Of course!

Would You Be Able To Wear An Eye-Patch For Days On End: Probably not, no.

Day or Night?: Night!

Light or Darkness?: Light!

Do or Die? (Please answer do - We can not except dead candidates): Do!

Do you like photography?: I love photography!

Top Three Of Your Most Favorite, Obscure Hobbies (The obscurer, the better): Telescope collecting, building various types of lamps, and creating characters for stories I will never use.

Does The World Bend At Your Will?: Uh.. no..?

What Do You Think Of Sappy Conversations?: They're not my cup of tea.

Can You Remember Your Dreams?: I can!

Favorite Quote You Caught A Friend Saying: "I'm not unmotivated, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing."

Preferred Way Of Dying (Being a hero is not an option. We can not always provide hero-required scenarios at the time of death. Oh, and dying of old age doesn't count either. Because, well, we haven't made aging rays yet.): Something painless, I guess?

Favorite Number: 75

Favorite Time Of Day: Either late at night or like 2 in the afternoon?

Do You Appreciate Verb Tenses?: Sure, yeah!

Drawing Or Writing?: Writing!

Dream Job: Uhh.. a psychologist, maybe?

Okay, Are You Tired Of These Questions?: I think they're fun!

If You Said Yes, Than To Bad Because There Is One More: Okay!

Letter Your Real Name Begins With: E! (Holly is actually my middle name-)

Okay, I'm Done: Ah, okay!

Now I'm Done For Real: Okey-doke!!

Sike!: Oh, okay!

Alright, Ellith Says I Have To Stop Before You Give Up On This Thing: Okay! Have a lovely day!

And The Disclaimer: Do You Agree To Say That Arcady And His Associates Will Bear No Responsibility Caused By This Wunderous (Pun Intended) Situation?: I agree! I also love the pun!

submitted by Hollyshock, You'll Never Know
(July 13, 2021 - 12:07 pm)

Pleasure, Hollyshock! Wunderous and Wonderous is one of my favorite puns too! Granted, of course, that I changed my last name to Wunder. Because Wunder is awesome, as the kids say these days. 1,000 times better than wonder. And that showes that I am 1,000 times better than wonder. IOf course I can't say I am better than Wunder, though, but I am closer than most, obviously, because my last name is Wunder and-

Ellith just stormed in here and told me to stop A) bragging B) confusing you out of your wits and C) giving hints about the game which I am not doing! 

She just said I was. But I'm not! They don't know the significants of it yet! 

Anyway, I am sure you don't want to listen to a one sided argument (or listen to my pointless hints that I apparently shouldn't be giving), so I will bid you farewell now. It will be a pleasure to greet you soon.!

submitted by Arcady W. , age Wunderous , Northern Not-Mansion
(July 14, 2021 - 11:24 am)

Wooo! My first ski lodge!

Name: Miserable-oil61 ( Oil, for short)

Nickname (If no nickname, leave this space blank): 

Pronouns: he/him

Appearance: Rather pale skin, short black hair, wearing a furry coat, long pants, and heavy boots.

What Ability Do You Think You Have?: Celestial

What Ability Do You Want To Have?: I think i'm fine with Celestial, thanks.

Do You Like Surprises?: Yes!

Are You One Who Would Go For A Strange Hairstyle?: No

Favorite Color Combination: Red, Blue, Green.

5 Adjectives That Describe You: Outgoing, optimistic, creative, impulsive, observant.

5 Adjectives That Describe Your Best Friend: Bubbly, focused, smart, motivated, talktive.

Does Your Best Friend Ever Take The Shape Of A Snake?: No

Do You Like The Color Black? If So, Why?: Yeah, because its...confortable, I guess.

Do You Like Enlarged Beasts Like Giant Lions?: I can't say I don't.

Would You Live In A House With A Personality (The answer is yes): Yes!

Would You Be Able To Wear An Eye-Patch For Days On End: No.

Day or Night?: Night

Light or Darkness?: Light

Do or Die? (Please answer do - We can not except dead candidates): Do

Do you like photography? No, sorry.

Top Three Of Your Most Favorite, Obscure Hobbies (The obscurer, the better): Collecting microphones, daydreaming, staring at my pet hamster.

Does The World Bend At Your Will?: No.

What Do You Think Of Sappy Conversations?: Nah.

Can You Remember Your Dreams?: Mostly.

Favorite Quote You Caught A Friend Saying: 'Rasins evolved into Bannanas.'

Preferred Way Of Dying (Being a hero is not an option. We can not always provide hero-required scenarios at the time of death. Oh, and dying of old age doesn't count either. Because, well, we haven't made aging rays yet.): Falling to death.

Favorite Number: Pi (3.14159265....)

Favorite Time Of Day: 6 PM

Do You Appreciate Verb Tenses?: Yes!

Drawing Or Writing?: Writing.

Dream Job: Author

Okay, Are You Tired Of These Questions?: Yes.

If You Said Yes, Than To Bad Because There Is One More: K.

Letter Your Real Name Begins With: H.

Okay, I'm Done: Good.

Now I'm Done For Real:K.

Sike!: Bruh.

Alright, Ellith Says I Have To Stop Before You Give Up On This Thing: Good. 

And The Disclaimer: Do You Agree To Say That Arcady And His Associates Will Bear No Responsibility Caused By This Wunderous (Pun Intended) Situation?:  Yes.

submitted by Miserable-oil61, age CCC, VVV
(July 14, 2021 - 7:31 pm)

Welcome to your first ski lodge Oil! I am honored you chose to let me be your first host! And I will also be honoring Alexander and Ellith with a song about pi (yes the number) that they will both thouroghly protest against. 

"My, my, American pi,"

"3.14159...," 

Thank you for your great inspiration. And thank you, Weird Al, for giving me the lyrics. I shall end this post before I scare you away with my supreme weirdness. 

We will pleasently be awaiting your arrival!  

submitted by Arcady W. , age Wunderous , Northern Not-Mansion
(July 15, 2021 - 9:31 am)

Name: Lightning girl 

Nickname (If no nickname, leave this space blank): LG 

Pronouns: She/her/female

Appearance: Long brown hair, glasses, bangs, striped dress, sneakers

What Ability Do You Think You Have?: Healer

What Ability Do You Want To Have?: Linguist 

Do You Like Surprises?: Yes

Are You One Who Would Go For A Strange Hairstyle?: Depends on the hairstyle

Favorite Color Combination: Navy blue and White

5 Adjectives That Describe You: cheerful, bookworm, friendly, helpful, mischievous

5 Adjectives That Describe Your Best Friend: Friendly, bookworm, sincere, adaptable, emergetic

Does Your Best Friend Ever Take The Shape Of A Snake?: No

Do You Like The Color Black? If So, Why?: No

Do You Like Enlarged Beasts Like Giant Lions?: Are these giants beastes going to eat me or not?

Would You Live In A House With A Personality (The answer is yes): I guess so

Would You Be Able To Wear An Eye-Patch For Days On End: Only if I needed to 

Day or Night?: Day

Light or Darkness?: Light

Do or Die? (Please answer do - We can not except dead candidates): Do

Do you like photography? Yes

Top Three Of Your Most Favorite, Obscure Hobbies (The obscurer, the better): Measuring things, being bored, exploring things

Does The World Bend At Your Will?: I've never tried 

What Do You Think Of Sappy Conversations?: ???????????

Can You Remember Your Dreams?:  Sometimes

Favorite Quote You Caught A Friend Saying: n/a

Preferred Way Of Dying (Being a hero is not an option. We can not always provide hero-required scenarios at the time of death. Oh, and dying of old age doesn't count either. Because, well, we haven't made aging rays yet.): Proctecting my family or friends

Favorite Number: 8

Favorite Time Of Day: 1:00

Do You Appreciate Verb Tenses?: No

Drawing Or Writing?: Drawing!!

Dream Job: Nurse or pilot

Okay, Are You Tired Of These Questions?: Yes

If You Said Yes, Than To Bad Because There Is One More: Annoying

Letter Your Real Name Begins With: A

Okay, I'm Done: Dosn't look like it

Now I'm Done For Real: Good

Sike!: You said there was no more questions

Alright, Ellith Says I Have To Stop Before You Give Up On This Thing: Good, I'm tired of answering your questions

And The Disclaimer: Do You Agree To Say That Arcady And His Associates Will Bear No Responsibility Caused By This Wunderous (Pun Intended) Situation?: Yes

submitted by Lightning Girl, age 2,000,000, Bortron_7
(July 15, 2021 - 12:14 pm)

Greetings LG! I promise you that the giant lion won't eat you unless you provoke it. Or if you give it stinky cheese. It absolutly dispises stinky cheese, but I believe that most noses do. Stinky is in the name, after all. But anyway, you shouldn't have to worry about our enlarged beasty much - we never let them out of their section of the Not-Mansion (in case, for some reason, we have stinky cheese in the kitchens - or unless Alexander gets a naughty streak him - which is almost always). Anyhoo, we will pleasently be awaiting your arrival! 

A side not for all who reserved places in Ski Lodge along with any who plan to fill out the form: It wouldn be wonderful if I could get all forms in by tomorrow! I won't have much time to write on Saturday due to...classified complications, so it would be best to have my list of attendants complete tomorrow. Please let me know if this doesn't work or if you would like an extension in which case I can post-phone until the 18th or sometime next week. Thank you again!  

submitted by Arcady W. , age Wunderous, Northern Not-Mansion
(July 15, 2021 - 2:19 pm)
submitted by Reserving! ~t3mw0
(July 15, 2021 - 1:21 pm)

There are 9 spots remaining for those of interest! Remember, AEs are welcome to come! 

submitted by Arcady W. , age Wunderous , The Northern Not-Mansion
(July 15, 2021 - 2:28 pm)
Ok, this looks cool, but I don't know exactly what a ski lodge is...
submitted by ChangelingChild , age 12, Fairy Realm
(July 16, 2021 - 6:42 am)

Ah yes! A Ski Lodge is...erm...how do I put this in a form that doesn't scare you away? 

Oh might as well be out with it: A murder mystery. I which the murderer pretty much always wins. One of you will be choosen as the murderer (though their true identity won't be revealed until the game is over), and slowly but surely, everyone but the murderer will be killed (exept me and my cohorts, of course). Usually. There may be an exeption. 

And I know you are going to say "Arcady? Why did you invite a bunch of innocent children to be murdered?" Well, that is because...I had too. That is all I can say without giving away to much, but the whole Magical Community is at stake here - I had to try. And maybe you won't all get murdered? 

I will be writing the story, and you will answer the form as yourself (using your CB name, of course. I am not trying to invade anyones privacy) and be inserted into the game as a character. So, all you have to do is answer the questions and the story will unfold at your hands! Eventually - It takes me a bit of time to write it all up.   

Anyway, that is basically a summary of a Ski Lodge for you. I hope you join and have a nice day!  

 

submitted by Arcady W. , age Wunderous, Northern Not-Mansion
(July 16, 2021 - 1:58 pm)

Hi! So I noticed that there are still 9 spots left and the due date is tomorrow, so I thought I'd contribute an AE to make sure there's enough people. @Arcady if you feel like there's not enough people to fill the ski lodge, you can just @ me and I'll sign up some more of my AEs :)

Name: Opal (AE)

Nickname (If no nickname, leave this space blank): 

Pronouns: She/her

Appearance: Pale skin, long straight cream colored hair to my waist, white summer dress that catches light blue and pink in the light, flats. 

What Ability Do You Think You Have?: Botanic

What Ability Do You Want To Have?: Celestial

Do You Like Surprises?: Not at all, thank you very much. 

Are You One Who Would Go For A Strange Hairstyle?: No thank you. 

Favorite Color Combination: Light blue and light pink. 

5 Adjectives That Describe You: Perfectionist, organized, persistent, friendly, polite

5 Adjectives That Describe Your Best Friend: I don't do favorites

Does Your Best Friend Ever Take The Shape Of A Snake?: No

Do You Like The Color Black? If So, Why?: I think it's rather boring and depressing, no?

Do You Like Enlarged Beasts Like Giant Lions?: Excuse me?

Would You Live In A House With A Personality (The answer is yes): It depends if the house is polite or not. 

Would You Be Able To Wear An Eye-Patch For Days On End: Absolutley not

Day or Night?: Day

Light or Darkness?: Light

Do or Die? (Please answer do - We can not except dead candidates): Do

Do you like photography? A little

Top Three Of Your Most Favorite, Obscure Hobbies (The obscurer, the better): I like doing hair, collecting sea shells, and being on time.  

Does The World Bend At Your Will?: Unfornately not

What Do You Think Of Sappy Conversations?: I rather like them

Can You Remember Your Dreams?: Sometimes

Favorite Quote You Caught A Friend Saying: 'I'm not bossy, I'm just the boss'

Preferred Way Of Dying (Being a hero is not an option. We can not always provide hero-required scenarios at the time of death. Oh, and dying of old age doesn't count either. Because, well, we haven't made aging rays yet.): Something quick and painless

Favorite Number: 4 

Favorite Time Of Day: Morning

Do You Appreciate Verb Tenses?: Not that much

Drawing Or Writing?: Writing

Dream Job: Fashion designer

Okay, Are You Tired Of These Questions?: Yes

If You Said Yes, Than To Bad Because There Is One More: *eye roll*

Letter Your Real Name Begins With: 

Okay, I'm Done: Finally

Now I'm Done For Real: Ugh

Sike!: It's actually spelled 'psych'

Alright, Ellith Says I Have To Stop Before You Give Up On This Thing: I think Ellith and I will get along well

And The Disclaimer: Do You Agree To Say That Arcady And His Associates Will Bear No Responsibility Caused By This Wunderous (Pun Intended) Situation?: I suppose so

submitted by Silver Crystal & co, age She/her, Milky Way
(July 16, 2021 - 4:42 pm)

Thank you for the offer Silver, I might take you up on it in soon, but I believe I should wait at least a few more days until those who reserved turn their forms in. Maybe a few more folks will show up, but even if they don't I think can do with a small number. We will see though! I am known for changing my mind, and since I haven't made it up in the first place, well, I'm sure something interesting will result from it! 

Again, thank you so much Silver! I thouroughly appreciate it!

submitted by Arcady W. , age Wunderous, Northern Not-Mansion
(July 17, 2021 - 2:27 pm)

Reserving!

submitted by Jaybells, age Obscure, Lost in the Universe
(July 17, 2021 - 6:48 am)

wunderous indeed. is this based off morrigan crow?

and sorry i'm late, i had some stuff at home that i needed to take care of.

Name: dreamiing

Nickname (If no nickname, leave this space blank): some call me dreamii. heh.

Pronouns: this is a difficult question (just go with she/her for now)

Appearance: time to go overboard with details!! i have dirty blonde hair with uneven soot black tips (semi-wavy, just above shoulder length) and pale skin. tall and skinny, wearing black clothes- a baggy black shirt with boxy sleeves over a black and white striped longsleeve, both loosely tucked into faded black skater jeans with several pockets. around my neck; a gothic skeleton key on a leather string, and on my feet; short scrunchy socks in a shade of faded navy blue and battered black combat boots. marker doodles on my hands, black mask with white flowers creeping up the sides (covers the nose and mouth- not a full face mask, if you were wondering). 

What Ability Do You Think You Have?: maybe imaginist?

What Ability Do You Want To Have?: shadow-seer.

Do You Like Surprises?: not very much.

Are You One Who Would Go For A Strange Hairstyle?: no, sorry to dissapoint. i'm not one for sticking out.

Favorite Color Combination: black, blue, and purple.

5 Adjectives That Describe You: reserved, sleepy, blue, quiet, unsocial

5 Adjectives That Describe Your Best Friend: i'd rather not answer this question because i'm in a bit of a... situation with the whole 'best friend' thing.

Does Your Best Friend Ever Take The Shape Of A Snake?: again, i'd rather not. but, uh, not that i know of.

Do You Like The Color Black? If So, Why?: yes. black is my favorite color, although i tell everyone i like blue best. black is the color of the night sky and the void below us and darkness and quiet rooms and clothes that you wear to hide in crowds. its also pleasing to look at, just a blank slate waiting for something more to come along.

Do You Like Enlarged Beasts Like Giant Lions?: not really.

Would You Live In A House With A Personality (The answer is yes): ooh, yes!

Would You Be Able To Wear An Eye-Patch For Days On End: NO. my eyes are everything to me. i observe with them, i spy on my neighbors with them... i can't block one off!

Day or Night?: night.

Light or Darkness?: darkness.

Do or Die? (Please answer do - We can not except dead candidates): uh. do? because you said so?

Do you like photography?: yes.

Top Three Of Your Most Favorite, Obscure Hobbies (The obscurer, the better): talking to made-up lesbians, spying on my neighbors, collecting fanart of my fandoms (spop, pjo/hoo/ttoa, star wars, dsmp... y'know)

Does The World Bend At Your Will?: not at all.

What Do You Think Of Sappy Conversations?: very fun to write, cringey to read/watch/hear.

Can You Remember Your Dreams?: most times.

Favorite Quote You Caught A Friend Saying: "i'm going to eat your toes, you foolish mortal!"

Preferred Way Of Dying (Being a hero is not an option. We can not always provide hero-required scenarios at the time of death. Oh, and dying of old age doesn't count either. Because, well, we haven't made aging rays yet.): uh, i'd like to know exactly when i will die and have everything ready and then just die watching the stars. or if that's too peaceful for you, i would like to get stabbed in the literal back defending someone.

Favorite Number: 18.

Favorite Time Of Day: midnight, when everyone else is sleeping and all i can hear is the wind outside and the shadows are asleep on the floor.

Do You Appreciate Verb Tenses?: uh. sure?

Drawing Or Writing?: writing. i'm kind of in a drawing dump right now.

Dream Job: not-very-famous author. or a professional minecraft player, that works too lol

Okay, Are You Tired Of These Questions?: no. i like the complication.

If You Said Yes, Than To Bad Because There Is One More: i can see more than one, you muffinhead.

Letter Your Real Name Begins With: s... maybe. you'll never know.

Okay, I'm Done: liar liar pants on fire-

Now I'm Done For Real: what'd i say?

Sike!: *awkwardly decides how to answer this*

Alright, Ellith Says I Have To Stop Before You Give Up On This Thing: i'd like to know ellith.

And The Disclaimer: Do You Agree To Say That Arcady And His Associates Will Bear No Responsibility Caused By This Wunderous (Pun Intended) Situation?: no. if i die, i'll make sure everyone knows that it was your amazing ski lodge's fault :D

submitted by dreamiing, lost
(July 17, 2021 - 2:12 pm)