Chatterbox: Inkwell

Science

 

 

 

----------------------------------Hello dear students, may I welcome you to your first day at G.P.P.S. As your Principal, I am very excited to see young people learning. I wish you the best, and I hope your graduate with honors pinned on your shirts of excellence! You may now go to your classrooms. ------------------------------------- Hi, I am Mrs. Gloworm, and I expect you to address me as such. In this classroom we will be learning about Science. Nothing more, nothing less….it seems I have one student, Miss Sydney Mango. In our first few lessons, we will be approaching Earth Science. I expect you to listen, have proper essays returned, and such. I will tolerate no lolly-gagging. ........In our first lesson we will be learning about Earth Spheres. Such as biosphere, hydrosphere, and lithosphere.. ..........We are all part of a zone of the earth called Biosphere. Green, brown, and blue areas of the world are where jungles, oceans, forests, and deserts explode into life. ............The blue part of the earth covering 3/4 is water. Water found anywhere on the earth is called hydrosphere. .................When hydrosphere laps at the coasts as ocean waves, or flows quickly down rivers and streams, it reshapes the earth. Waves have sculpted the land, forming sea caves, sea arches, cliffs, islands, and many other forms of lithosphere..............Now I want you to write me a six-sentence essay about how these spheres effect you..............

I will grade your papers when they are returned.

submitted by Mrs. Gloworm, age A teacher., Science Classro
(October 10, 2009 - 10:51 am)

I apologize, apparently the format went hay-wire.

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Hello dear students, may I welcome you to your first day at G.P.P.S. As your Principal, I am very excited to see young people learning. I wish you the best, and I hope your graduate with honors pinned on your shirts of excellence! You may now go to your classrooms.

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Hi, I am Mrs. Gloworm, and I expect you to address me as such. In this classroom we will be learning about Science. Nothing more, nothing less….it seems I have one student, Miss Sydney Mango. In our first few lessons, we will be approaching Earth Science. I expect you to listen, have proper essays returned, and such. I will tolerate no lolly-gagging.

In our first lesson we will be learning about Earth Spheres. Such as biosphere, hydrosphere, and lithosphere.

We are all part of a zone of the earth called Biosphere. Green, brown, and blue areas of the world are where jungles, oceans, forests, and deserts explode into life.

The blue part of the earth covering 3/4 is water. Water found anywhere on the earth is called hydrosphere.

When hydrosphere laps at the coasts as ocean waves, or flows quickly down rivers and streams, it reshapes the earth. Waves have sculpted the land, forming sea caves, sea arches, cliffs, islands, and many other forms of lithosphere

Now I want you to write me a six-sentence essay about how these spheres effect you.

I will grade your papers when they are returned.

submitted by Mrs. Gloworm, age A Teacher, Science
(October 10, 2009 - 1:13 pm)

Hello, I'm Dawnpaw.

Can I join?

I'm in the middle school age and I am a girl.

Can the essay be longer?

These spheres affect me in many ways. Hydrosphere is important to life. Where water is, there is life. Last time I checked, I'm alive. If water wasn't here,life probably would not flourish. If Hydrosphere(water) wasn't here, life would have evolved in a different way. A way which wasn't so dependant on water. Water is important to life on the Biosphere.

Biosphere is where I live.It's important to live somewhere. Without Biosphere, well...we'll be floating in space. Not very pleasent.

The spheres are important.

 

((What is the Lithosphere?   Are we going to do astronomy at some point?))

submitted by Miss Dawnpaw
(October 13, 2009 - 7:30 pm)

I explained what Lithosphere is, if you were paying attention.

 

You get a D- on your test, it was confusing and sarcastic.

submitted by Mrs. GloWorm, age Science, Hmm
(October 14, 2009 - 10:59 am)

I'm sorrysorrysorry. *Is trying very hard to control herself*Can I PLEASE retake the test? What was confusing? Please tell me, and I looked at your post over and over again and I saw nothing about a lithiosphere... I saw there is one, but you did not say what it was.... I'm sorry! I wasn't being sarcastic, I was trying to use humor.....Please can I retake it? PLEASE? I won't try to be funny at all and write a normal essay.

submitted by Dawnpaw
(October 14, 2009 - 4:16 pm)

Miss Mango?

submitted by Mrs. GloWorm, age A Teacher, Science
(October 13, 2009 - 2:08 pm)

Sorry, I didn't know Science was up yet. My name is spelled Sidney, not Sydney, and I didn't think it's fair that Dawnpaw got a D-. Sarcasm is her form of humor, and humor is good! I know Dawnpaw, by the way, so I know how she takes these things. She'll probably shrug it off, but I STILL don't think it's fair.

submitted by Mango
(October 14, 2009 - 4:12 pm)

Hello Mango! Thanks...

submitted by Dawnpaw
(October 15, 2009 - 5:43 pm)

May I please retake the test?

 

The spheres affect me in many ways. The hydrosphere is what I drink, and water is important for all life. We are mostly water,which means without it, we would not be alive!The biosphere is also important, as it is where we live. It affects me because without it, we would be floating in space because there is no land. The spheres are important.

 

Is it better?

submitted by Dawnpaw
(October 14, 2009 - 4:31 pm)

Shouldn't this be on Down to Earth? Inkwell is supposed to be about art and writting, not science.

submitted by Lisa
(October 14, 2009 - 6:48 pm)

Miss Dawnpaw - Yes, I will let you retake the test, just please try to make it more essay-like and not like a funny paper. This is where I put lithosphere: 'Waves have sculpted the land, forming sea caves, sea arches, cliffs, islands, and many other forms of lithosphere'

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Miss Mango - I would appreciate you not to tell me how to grade papers. It's all and well that you like her paper, but I gave it a D-.

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submitted by Mrs. GloWorm, age A Teacher, Science
(October 17, 2009 - 4:59 pm)

Can I see Principal GloWorm? *goes to Principal GloWorm* This is what I have to say. I don't mean to be impolite or anything, but why are you giving Dawnpaw D-es in all her classes? She's my best friend, and she used to go to a gifted program with me, so I know she normally does well in school. I don't see why you don't like her papers.

submitted by Mango
(October 18, 2009 - 11:50 am)

Mrs. GloWorm, I'm sorry, but I don't see where in that sentence you defined the word, "lithosphere." You used it, but you didn't define it! You merely said that waves shaped it, and gave some examples!

What was sarcastic about Dawnpaw's paper? It looked serious enough to me! Everything in it was completely true!

And by the way, you ought to have mentioned the fact that cliffs can be formed by wind and glaciers as well as water; and that islands can be  formed by volcanoes as well as water. 

Are you quite sure you should be teaching science?

submitted by Ima
(October 18, 2009 - 12:45 pm)

Miss Mango; Dear, I suggest you don't poke into other people's business. Not to be rude, but I simply didn't like it. You're her friend, so you're a bit biased, aren't you? I agreed to let her retake it. Don't push it, or you might ruin it for her.

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Miss Ima; actually, by not straight out defining it, I gave her a hint how hydrosphere and lithosphere connected. Also, since this is a science lesson that I am teaching, and next week's lesson will include more on the subject. Maybe I will point out those things. Are you quite sure you should be arguing with someone about something you know nothing about?

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[Guys, I want you to know that I'm just playing a character! Like, as you can see, all my teachers aren't this....snippy. But I didn't really think Dawnpaw's format was the best, so I gave a fair grade on my opinion, just as all teachers do.]

submitted by Mrs. GloWorm, age A Teacher, Science
(October 18, 2009 - 5:22 pm)

Miss Dawnpaw - Do you still want your re-do?

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NEW LESSON:

 

Atmosphere:

Surrounding the earth is a thin layer gas, which we know the air around us. Tiny particles of liquids and solids, such as dust, smoke, and salt, are also present in the air. When we view the earth from space we see clouds formed from the water in the atmosphere. The atmosphere traps energy from the sun, allowing the earth’s surface to be warm enough for liquid water to exit. The atmosphere also provides protection from a harmful form of solar radiation and from material from space. Plants and animals depend on the atmosphere for oxygen and carbon dioxide.

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Magnetosphere:

At the earth’s center is a region called the core. The core is made mostly of iron and consists of a solid inner core and liquid outer core. This liquid outer core acts like a magnet, and the magnetic field from that magnet surrounds the earth. This protective field is called the magnetosphere.

(This sphere is not visible, but you can see its effects. Spectacular aurora (known as the northern lights in the Northern Hemisphere) occurs where charged particles trapped in the magnetosphere interact with the atmosphere.)

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Please write a minimum of seven sentences about these spheres.

submitted by Mrs GloWorm, age A Teacher, Science
(October 19, 2009 - 1:42 pm)

I am hurt. Just because I'm her friend doesn't mean I'm biased. And I believe Dawnpaw already did her redo. It's up there somewhere. Anyway, here's my test:

The atmosphere is a very important part of this world. It traps air to Earth, where we and other organisms breathe it. It also provides warmth. It works together with the other spheres to make this planet thrive. I am very drawn to air, and would like very mush to fly. This desire has lead to many inventions such as the airplane and blimp. In short, we humans are very dependant on the atmosphere to survive.

The magnetosphere is the sphere that literally keeps the Earth rotating. The axis acts like a giant magnet, which allows our planet to turn on a certain point. The magnetosphere also tilts the Earth, creating the seasons. Also, this keeps the magnetic poles from being totally devoid of light year-round. The magnetosphere creates the Northern and Southern auroras at the poles. These lights in the sky are beautiful and shimmering, a true natural wonder. They remind us how wonderful our planet really is.

submitted by Mango
(October 19, 2009 - 3:40 pm)