Chatterbox: Inkwell

Sueplay! A Sueplay is a roleplay, only all of the charries have to be extreme Mary Sues or Gary Lous or Larry Stus or... well, yes. Anyway, I've found this to be very helpful for getting rid of Sue-ish tendencies. If your main character is leaning towards the dark side, blow off your purple writing with a Sueplay.

As it happens, I am in desperate need of a Sueplay. Would anyone like to join me?

A WARNING: Sueplays are in part there to remind you how annoying Sues, Stus, and Lous can be. When they are all gathered together in one spot, the result is explosive, and hazardous to your health.

Princess Jessamina Stardrop Anyadori Flowermoon was quite dissatisfied with her life as the Crown Princess of Isilee. She sat delicately on her carven throne, fingering a lock of silky raven tresses. For the most part,her hair was swept back into an elegant twist, but her mage braid always hung loose. Her emerald eyes were sharp and beautiful, illuminating her ivory features. Her lips, rose petal pink, ornamented her stunning visiage like the first flowers come spring.

But for all of her beauty, Crown Princess Jessamina Stardrop Anyadori Flowermoon of Isilee didn't want to be a princess. She wanted to be a mage. But although Jessamina was amazingly powerful, her parents forbade her to learn more. But that didn't stop Jessamina. Every night for the past seven years, she had slipped down into the lower quarters like a shadow. The castle mages, loyal only to her, had taught her untill she was more powerful than all of them. They tutored her in battle strategy and taught her swordplay. She was the best in the realm at all of her subjects.

Now she gripped her double scimitars as she rose from the throne. Her parents had not believed er when she had told them of the attack that was awaiting them in the shadows from the neighboring country of Coralin. She would have to stop it on her own.

Reading this over, I gagged several times. Join the Sueplay!