Typo Funnies

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Typo Funnies

Typo Funnies

Has anyone ever had one? I'm currently typing a story right now, and I just had one. Here it is: "She pulled out a stool for me to sit on, and once I did, untied my hair and started bombing it." It's really supposed to be Combing it. XD I like putting XDs. I'm not laughing at my own joke. If anyone else has had one, are you willing to share it? 

 

Can Old Cricket share one from the Cricket League archives? A reader submitted a story in which the king was sitting "in the thrown room."

submitted by Olive
(May 24, 2010 - 5:44 pm)

i have not herd of that but it sounds really cool!!!Cool

submitted by zmanning, age 11, IN THE WORLD
(May 25, 2010 - 10:52 am)

Old Cricket: That's funny. 

Zmanning: Hi there! And thanks for the compliment. (If it is one) :-P 

submitted by Olive
(June 13, 2010 - 9:13 am)

There was a Pokemon card with this description: It is actully there Magnemite linke by magnetism. A group can set offa mafnetic storm.

     That was the one with 800 HP, I believe. 

submitted by Mango
(June 15, 2010 - 9:39 am)

Might have been a fake. 

Mafnetic storm- a group of Magnemite linke by magnetism can set this off.

Just kidding.

Once wrote 'Charizard' as 'Harizard'.

Once I read online that Dusclops (Or Dusknoir, can't remember) evolved in to Glaceon. XD

submitted by Dawnpaw
(June 18, 2010 - 2:27 pm)

Mango: XD That's funny. ;-)

submitted by Olive
(June 16, 2010 - 2:09 pm)

@Mango: XDXDXDXDXDXD That's funny.

@Zmanning, or whatever ur called: Who are you?

Sometimes I'm tryin 2 say, top, or pot, and I say "Tpo." Typo!

 

Vick says cyue. See You? Where are you going? BTW that was a typo.

 

~~NDT~~

submitted by NDT, age 9, NC
(June 18, 2010 - 2:21 pm)

It's weird, lots of times when I'm spelling something with k in it, 4 example kite, I'll accidentally say KEY-i-t-e.

Sometimes also when someone's last name is Reynolds, I say "raynolds" instead of "reh-nolds."

Oh mouths can be so weird! 

submitted by Rachel M., age 10, Neenah, WI
(July 29, 2010 - 4:28 pm)

So I was typing and I wanted to say "Slep smiled weakly." But instead I accidentally put "Slep smiled weekly." XD I should hope he smiles a bit more often than that. Although, knowing him, he probably doesn't, given that at the time my MC met him, he had been living in a Dungeon and Torture Chamber and going in for a torture every day for about a week. (My antagonist put him there *for bringing him tea instead of coffee.*)

submitted by ZNZ
(July 29, 2010 - 8:32 pm)

And perhaps to the top? 

submitted by ZNZ, age n/a, n/a
(July 30, 2010 - 5:10 pm)

This is what someone almost typed on MuseBlog, on a thread about overused terms and cliches: "The villain always sets up some convoluted way to kill the hero, and then the heron escapes." I decided I'd have to write that down, and I might well use it in a story someday, if I ever decide to parody that sort of thing. The heron would have to have some sort of major significance...

submitted by Ima❄❀♬
(August 4, 2010 - 11:39 pm)

@Ima: That *would* be funny. XD "Guards! Guards! The Heron is escaping!"

submitted by ZNZ
(August 5, 2010 - 6:56 pm)

My heron escaped yesterday. 

 

 

 

 

The spam thingy said cono!!  Con, its second word 2 me.  (I'm Annalesa Q. in Annalesa Q.'s thread)

submitted by BLAH, age BLAH, BLAH
(August 31, 2010 - 3:10 pm)

Oh, I love these. There's Doe Snot (Does Not) which is one of my favorites, and pretty common.

submitted by Enceladus
(August 8, 2010 - 5:32 pm)

XD That's so funny...doe snot... *dies laughing* *revives*

submitted by Mango
(August 27, 2010 - 7:25 pm)

Wha tabout th eone Iam typin g?

That woulkd be a god cod.

Okay, that was a mistake...that would be a good code.

(Lemony Snicket: If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, than asdgh [bn] dhhs.)(I first said "careless ley")

 

Vcik syas igcu

 

~~DNT~~

submitted by NDT, age 9, NC
(September 19, 2010 - 1:09 pm)