Chatterbox: Inkwell

"Early Writing" thread!

Remember the good old days of 1st grade where poems had to rhyme or they weren't any good? Time to relish those memories again! Hunt down a writing journal, flip through a folder, and scavange your computer for any writing from in Kindergarten-4th grade. If you're sixteen, seventeen, eighteen (like TNO) and you'd rather do something in 5th grade-middle school because of the age difference, go right ahead. Post your old writing on this thread, and have fun!

*flips through journals*

Aha. Here's a good one.....

Oops, I made a typo. Here's a WEIRD one.

This is my lamb. He eats ham. He eats lots of ham. Once he battled a jam eating gam. He fought with electric hair. When the lamb almost died, a bear in a wheelchair with a mean pair of pears scared the game, and he went away to a new land with scary pear pairs. And the lamb then went to a land with nice bears in chairs and wheelchairs and stayed out of mean jam-eating-lamb-gams!

*chuckles* That was from first grade. I was a strange one!....sounds like The Laugh Room, doesn't it? I must have been destined for the Chatterbox from an early age!

And just for the fun of it, here's another one from 4th grade....

"If"

If a flower was a watch, would time smell sweet?

If a horse was a cupcake, would horses be good to eat?

If a butterfly was a ball, would you catch it in your hand?

If a beach was a video game, could you have fun with sand?

If a pencil was an evil gang, would it be good to break?

If good was really bad, would you appreciate mistakes?

If an apple was a clipboard, would you eat your clipboard whole?

If the planets were some dishes, would the Moon just be a bowl?

If the Super Bowl was terrible, would baseball be more cool?

If water was too warm, would you really hate the pool?

Now here is one more question

To end this guessing game:

If all these things were different, would the world still be the same?

Spammy says "topx". I think he wants this thread to go to the top. I don't know about that X.