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How well do

How well do you know your characters? 

This is a thread for people who love their characters and whose characters are with them all the time. If that makes sense. 

What would your character do if....

Someone attacked them with a candy cane

Someone asked if they play Club Penguin

Someone jumped out of a bush screaming "BUNNIES!!!!!!!"

Someone asked what they think of when they think of unicorns

Someone reminded them that tomorrow is their dad's birthday. If dad is dead, any other family member. If any other family is dead, then best friend. If best friend is dead, any random acquaintance and your story has a lot of deaths in it.

Can't think of anything else. Ok, Tiffany: 

1. Take out a candy cane and attack them with it.

2. Go GRRRRRRRRRWRONGPERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Smile at them and yell "PANDAS!!!"

4. Smile pleasantly and say, "I think of unicorns." 

5. Say "I know," even if she doesn't.

Draco:

1. Swear and take out her sword.

2. Stare at them blankly. Keep a good hold on her sword, just in case.

3. Same as number 2.

4. Say, "Too many people, dragons, and unicorns that I care to list."

5. Say, "GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!" Take out her sword if she mentions it again. 

 

submitted by Tiffany W., age 11
(January 11, 2012 - 7:31 pm)

From the TMG project and discounting #2 because it wasn't around in the 1940s:

Tom: 

1. Blink a couple of times and then politely demand to know why they're poking him with a piece of candy.

3. Silently question their sanity; allowed he would be absolutely polite and ask, "What about them?"

4. Tom hasn't got an opinion on unicorns, because they don't make for terribly interesting reading.

5. Calmly explain that his family's all dead, and that you must be mistaken because Bellatrix doesn't turn twelve until September.

Bellatrix:

1. Disarm them before they can reach her, then spend the next few minutes verbally abusing them.

3. Startle and curse them instinctively, then giggle while they were moaning and pain.

4. Disgust.

5. Condescending stare and say that yes, she knows. 

Lucius:

1. Silently stare them down until they leave.

3. Silently stare them down with a faint sneer until they leave.

4. That joke wasn't even funny the first time, and it certainly isn't now.

5. Slow, sarcastic nod. 

Rabastan:

1. Steal the candy cane and eat it.

3. Say, "My friend has a story he can tell you about rabbits."

4. Ancient unicorn hunts. 

5. Yep. And Rabastan's making the cake. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 18, Deep Space
(January 11, 2012 - 10:27 pm)

top!!!

submitted by
(January 12, 2012 - 8:32 am)

This is from my 19th-century steampunk (notreallybuttryingtobe) NaNovel from 2011.

 

Emilia

1. She'd wonder what the sticky red and white thing is. 

2. Ask what Club Penguin is and if she could go inside

3. Run away Like A Boss :P

4. Say that they seem nice

5. Nod then make sure that all the funeral arrangements are in order while trying not to cry

 

Madeleine (Emilia's older sister)

1. Attack them back until the attacker or she is down.

2. Say something sarcastic and rude about penguin people

3. Hit them then ask questions when they wake up

4. Say that unicorns are not real and are just a waste of time. 

5. Blink then walk away, plotting revenge

submitted by Olive
(January 12, 2012 - 8:02 pm)

 

1. Use a spell to render the sticky weapon melted.

2. Say, "Sorry, what?" Then, when it is explained to her it's an online world, say, "Oh, we don't get the medieval internet on the castle's Royaleputers."

3. Think it was the elves coming for her.

4. Say, "I love unicorns.  My horse turns into a unicorn whenever we visit a magical part of the kingdom, and I love him.  Although, I think he may have said the horn gives him a headache."

5. Climb into her wallet to wish him a happy early birthday.

submitted by Analesia, age 13, just being awesome
(January 14, 2012 - 7:39 pm)

Annika:

1. Grab ahold of the candy cane and ask, "What is that thing?"

2. Club penguin does not exist in my story.

3. Tell them to be quiet or they're not going to be able to catch one.

4. Doesn't know, she never really thinks about unicorns.

5. Her dad is dead, so I'm picking her best friend. "Uhhhhh, is it really? I don't think I'm going to be able to get him anything."

 

Adeliah:

1. Having never seen a candy  cane, he stares at it rather curiously. It doesn't really look like a weapon...

3. Startle badly.

4. Probably the white horse his dad used to have?

5. Give them a weird look and edge slowly away. Because it's not.

submitted by Emily L., age 16
(January 15, 2012 - 4:00 pm)

Elyana-

1. Look blankly attacker for a minute then politely ask if they could please stop. Start swearing in Draconian after a few times of asking.

2. Another blank look, then, "Uh, are you okay? First you poked me with a sticky red thing and now you're asking me about magic birds that live in ice."

3. Jump, swear, get onto Xell and fly away.

4. Say, "Con Rilleyo, Twitterton, and Malum."

5. Look at them witheringly and say, "Really, I know when my own dragon's birthday is. Now get the drake out of here and stop bothering me, you son of a unicorn."

 

 

 

submitted by Alexandra, age XIII (13), Never Land
(January 17, 2012 - 11:13 pm)

Muse

1. Scream and offer them a rousing ditty in exchange for their life, all the while stealing the candy cane.

2. Lie and say that they do in exchange for said asker's email.

3. Scream again and throw his lute in their face.

4. Ramble on while pickpocketing the person and leading them into a bog.

5. Perk up and steal his father's presents and cake.

 

 

submitted by Nick/Muse
(January 23, 2012 - 8:57 pm)

@ Nick/Muse

Well, that Muse sounds like someone I wouldn't want to meet XD.

submitted by Melody, age 13, just being awesome
(January 26, 2012 - 5:57 pm)

@ Melody 

Same

And....

Lilian (yeah, my charrie on the RP I made. She's been around longer than y'all think. 

 Someone attacked them with a candy cane: Look at it for a bit, then shake her head and hit them in the head with a stream of water to show them how it ought to be done.

Someone asked if they play Club Penguin: say that no, she thinks it's kinda pointless if you ask her.  

Someone jumped out of a bush screaming "BUNNIES!!!!!!!": Hit them with waterball before realizing that they are no threat whatsoever

Someone asked what they think of when they think of unicorns: Say that unicorns are not something she deals with every day but they look pretty...

Someone reminded them that tomorrow is their dad's birthday. If dad is dead, any other family member. If any other family is dead, then best friend. If best friend is dead, any random acquaintance and your story has a lot of deaths in it.: last living family member: aunt. Ask how you know because no one knows when her aunt's birthday is. 

submitted by Invisible
(January 26, 2012 - 7:32 pm)

Ilik Coope From my story, "The Academy" He's a sorcerer in-training.

Someone attacked them with a candy cane

Says, "Oh hey, thanks!" and steals the candy cane.

Someone asked if they play Club Penguin

"What's Cnub Menguin?"

Someone jumped out of a bush screaming "BUNNIES!!!!!!!"

"WHERE?! I'll get them! Don't worry you're safe with me!"

Someone asked what they think of when they think of unicorns

"I've never met one but they seem pretty wierd."

Someone reminded them that tomorrow is their dad's birthday. If dad is dead, any other family member. If any other family is dead, then best friend. If best friend is dead, any random acquaintance and your story has a lot of deaths in it.

Sister: Cara. "Don't you think I know that? We're twins!" Then he shakes his head and mumbles under his breath.

 

Ehlveen From my story, "Forbidden" She's a steampunk machanic prodegy.

Someone attacked them with a candy cane

Shoots them with steampunk harpoon.

Someone asked if they play Club Penguin.

Stare at them for a minute, slowly back away.

Someone jumped out of a bush screaming "BUNNIES!!!!!!!"

"Nonsense! No live rabbit has been seen by anyone except the deep space explorers!"

Someone asked what they think of when they think of unicorns

See answer for Club Penguin.

Someone reminded them that tomorrow is their dad's birthday. If dad is dead, any other family member. If any other family is dead, then best friend. If best friend is dead, any random acquaintance and your story has a lot of deaths in it.

Uh-oh... my charachter is a friendless orphan who doesn't care about anyone... O_O

submitted by kaukatkay
(February 20, 2012 - 12:48 pm)