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New Character Lounge.
New Character Lounge.
They all seem to die just... like... that. *snaps* So, THIS one is not going to die. If all you other people stop posting, I swear by the four letter words of the Spamdragon that my character will be the only one that survives.
Rules:
1. One character only. You heard me. Otherwise, it gets way too confusing.
2. Script or POV. Either one, both, it doesn't matter.
Script: Spamdragon: Goob
SC: Huh? (turns around) (screams, laughs, spins around, then dances)
POV: Point of View. SC- "Goob," Spamdragon said. "Huh?" I asked, then screamed, spun around, and danced.
3. There must be at least one funny, quotable quote in your post, if it's a storyline.
Ex: Ava: Oooh, I wonder if they talk!
(That was on the subject of cars.)
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Name: Cartmer Tylara Animesti Tasbreeyard vika'Drom. You may call her Cartmer.
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Species: Demok. So, she looks human except for her hands. Think extremely, extremely long fingers. And underground, cave darkness good vision. And she likes to run.
Appearance: Teenager. Except she probably has a gun on her somehwere.
Personality: No sense of humor. At all. But she's usually quite nice.
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submitted by SC, age gone, FOR NARNIA
(February 12, 2012 - 4:30 pm)
(February 12, 2012 - 4:30 pm)
Either.
(February 20, 2012 - 6:21 pm)
Oh okay, which would everyone prefer?
(February 21, 2012 - 9:26 pm)
For character lounges, I like script.
(February 23, 2012 - 10:08 pm)
Script usually ends up being funnier, but POV gives you more insight into your character, which I think is the whole point of a character lounge. Me? I already know everything there is to know about my characters. THEY INVADE MY BLOODY BRAIN!
I do believe that I will start with script.
List of characters: Cartmer, William, Laethra, Braeden, Kala, Skyler
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[Cartmer poofs into grocery store Valentine's Day card aisle]
Cartmer: Lucius, you little Child of Morningstar... Someday I'll really have to get around to killing you.
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And then I run out of creative brain juice.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:46 pm)
Script Please. Just makes more sense, 'specially since I'm tired.
Name: Ehlveen
Age: dfjlkovanflvcsa Ahh I write about her at so many different ages I don't know what to puuuuut. Okay, 13.
Gender: F
Species: Human
Appearance:
About: Brilliant steampunk mechanic girl, can fix anything. She has been through a lot and usually is just quiet and serene, but has an air of control about her.
(February 23, 2012 - 10:15 pm)
How do you post pictures? I can't figure it out.
(May 11, 2012 - 7:41 pm)
Argh no, I guess I say POV. Inner turmoil!!!!!!!!
Spammy says dzey. That's how I feel, dizzy.
(February 23, 2012 - 10:50 pm)
William: Poofs in next to Cartmer: Wha? Where? WHY? Is this UnicornLand???
Cartmer: Unicornland? Honestly? You're-- what-- seventeen?
William: -looks hurt- Eighteen.
Cartmer: Same dif. Well, anyway--
William: -clenched teeth- Do I really look seventeen?????
Cartmer: Drop it, okay? What does it matter?
William: Where's Tiffany? Where's Sparks? Where's Kale?
Cartmer: This is a completely pointless question, because I know none of these people. Now I'm really going to kill Lucius. Not just putting me in here but putting me in with you as well....
William: Who's Lucius??? Where is he?
Cartmer: The same place as Kyle, presumably.
William: Kale. Just that he's a vampire doesn't mean that--
Cartmer: Okay, bye. -starts to back out of aisle- Or else I really will have to kill you.
William: Do you serve Lord Peanut or something?
Cartmer: Which fantasy book have you been reading too much?
Willam: None-- -looks around and sees heart baloons- AHHHHH!!! PIXIES OF LOVE!!!!!
Cartmer: Right. The last thing we needed. Pixies.
-Laethra poofs in- Did someone say pixies?
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Sorry if I got some things wrong with Cartmer.
(February 24, 2012 - 3:59 pm)
Just write however you feel like at the time. Later, I might write in POV.
(February 24, 2012 - 7:28 pm)
Ehlveen: *Poofs In* What? This is not the factory...
William: Ah! Who are you!?
Ehlveen: *glares* You are OBVIOUSLY not from the factory.
Cartmer: *Walks up and holds out hand* I'm Cartmer. I'm not sure who that is... he seems a bit insane. The fairy thing just appeared.
Laethra: Actually I'm a Fire-Pixie.
Ehlveen: *looks at Cartmers hand and bends over, fascinated* Are you an automaton?
Cartmer: *looks offeneded* No! I'm a Demok if you must know.
William: Demon? WHERE?
Cartmer: *pulls out gun* OKAY THAT'S IT!!!!
William: *grabs a couple pink umbrellas, one open for shield, other in hand for sword*
Ehlveen: STOP! *pushes between them* GUN AWAY! Umbrella's DOWN! We need to think through this.
Cartmer: *reluctantly puts gun away*
William: *folds up umbrella and puts back*
Laethra: *comes out cautiously from behind display of roses*
Ehlveen: Okay, so I'm not sure how we all got here, but I'm pretty sure we're all from different worlds. We need to figure out how to get back.
*Braeden, Kala, and Skyler poof in*
Cartmer: Oh great, there's more of them.
I hope that was an okay representation of all your charries.
(February 25, 2012 - 9:05 pm)
Skyler: Oh my god. I'm going to kill Dylan.
Braeden: What's wrong with your eyes?
Skyler: Wish I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that.
Willium: Ya they're weird.
Skyler: I know that!
Braeden: Are you even human?
Skyler: I was, not anymore.
Wilium: Do I look 17 to you?
Skyler: You are 18
Willium: Yes! I don't look 17!
Skyler: I really am going to kill Dylan. Actually it was probubly Jash's fault. Poof my in the middle of a valentine's day shop with a bunch of people I don't know. Thank a lot!
Laethra: She's talking to herself isn't she?
Skyler: I am not!
Laethra: I don't think any of us are named Dylan or Jash.
Skyler: Shut up, where are we anyway?
Kala(did she show up yet?): Wherever we are it's probubly the stupid government's fault. It's always their fault!
Skyler: Gosh you have no idea. Stupid dictator
Kala: What?
Skyler: Never mind.
Ehlveen: I believe we're in some kind of store.
Willium: AHHH! THE PIXIES OF LOVE!!
Skyler: What's he talking about?
Cartmer: We have no idea
Skyler: So who is everyone?
Cartmer: I'm Cartmer
Skyler: Cartmer what?
Cartmer: Just call me Cartmer
Skyler: Ok?
Willium: Willium Stormrider
Skyler: What did you ever do to get stuck with Stormrider?
Willium: I KNOW IT'S CHEESEY!!
Laethra: Just Laethra
Braeden: Braeden Caellach
Skyler: I know a Braeden
Braeden: Really?
Skyler: He tried to kill me
Braeden: Oh
Kala: Kala
Skyler: I like your boots
Kala: Thanks I like your hair
Skyler: Thanks
Ehlveen: Ehlveen
Skyler: K then, I'm Skyler. Or Subject B47. I prefer Sky
Cartmer: What the heck does Subject B47 mean?
Skyler: Don't ask
Willium: AHHHHH! PIXIES OF LOVE!!!
Cartmer: WILL SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP?!
Hope that was accurate ;)
(February 25, 2012 - 11:08 pm)
LOL!!! Perfect with William! (What did you ever do to get stuck with Stormrider???)
(February 26, 2012 - 10:07 am)
Braeden: With pleasure *flicks his fingers*
Willium: *moves his mouth but no sound comes out*
Everyone in unison: Thank you
Willium *looks hurt*
(February 27, 2012 - 4:58 pm)
William (his name is WilliAm, not WilliUm): -concentrates for a moment, then his eyes flash white for a second- Hey!!!
Braeden: Right. I could do that again.
William: I'm sure you could. But I won't give you the chance.
Skyler: -sigh- I was hoping that would last longer...
William: I'm not a complete idiot, you know. I do things. I do magic. I try to listen to Tiffany talking about portals. -starts sprouting wings-
Most people: Woah...
Some people: Yay, wings. Been there, done that.
William: -wings sprout fully- Grabs the same pink umbrella and flies over to baloons- DIE, PIXIES!!! HERE'S A MESSAGE TO YOU FROM THE FOREST NINE!!!
Kala: -to Skyler- What's the Forest Nine?
Laertha: HEY! -follows William into air- I'm a fire-pixie, you know!!!
William: YOU? Listen, little magical fairy thing with wings, you have no idea what pixies are LIKE! They're VICIOUS!!! Look, this is just getting ridiculous, magical creatures are my specialty, you know!
All the non-humans: SPECIALTY?
Cartmer: Don't you know the difference between a demon and a demok?
Laertha: Have you even seen a pixie before?
Elvheen: Hey. Why don't we all calm down? I've never heard of all this, but I know that I'm not at the factory...
William: I wish I'd listened to Tiffany more when she talked about portals and worlds and whatnot.
Cartmer: I wish you'd stop talking about Kyle and Tiffany.
William: I wish you'd stop acting like I'm an idiot.
Braeden: I wish you'd stop being an idiot.
William: I wish you'd stop trying to be smart guys, all of you.
Cartmer: I wish you'd admit that you're still doing it.
WIlliam: I wish you'd remember who started it.
Braeden: I wish you'd remember that YOU'd started it.
Everyone besides Cartmer, William, and Braeden: SHUT UP!!!
(March 2, 2012 - 5:03 pm)
SC lets thread die, now SC revives thread. Yay!
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Cartmer: I would like to get several things straight. William with the cheesy last name, you are in no way whatsoever an expert in magical creatures. Stop acting like an idiot and waving umbrellas around and yelling about pixies of love. Thank you. Secondly, I am not an automaton, and I have no idea where you got that from. Thirdly, will somebody please explain to me why you keep yelling about the government being bad and horrible dictators and all that. I really don't understand what is so bad about the government.
Kala & Skyler: AHHH! (erupts in furious yelling)
Random Cashier: Hey, could you kids tone it down a bit?
A bunch of people: Kids??!!!
Ehlveen: Please, please, be quiet. We can work this out.
Cartmer: She's right you know.
Kala: And why do you want to know about my awful government?
Skyler: Yes. Why do you?
Cartmer: Just don't want to start a war.
Kala & Skyler: Yeah. And...?
Cartmer: If you are Angikian Army agents, I'd have to shoot you. See, where I come from, in three months, when I turn eighteen, I am the government.
Skyler: Don't even think about it, demongirl.
Cartmer: Hey! Shut it, angelface!
William: DIE, PIXIES OF LOVE! (smashes umbrella onto card rack) (everybody ignores him)
Braedan: (sighs) I'm leaving.
Cartmer: I'm coming with you.
Braedan: No, you're not.
Cartmer: I meant I'm going out of the door of this shop at relatively the same time as you to avoid being arrested due to the antics of Stormrider. Besides, why in the name of Morningstar would I go with you, elf? True Blood, light elf, dark elf, fey with an e?
Braedan: I am a fay with an a. Not an elf.
Cartmer: Oh. Sorry. Anyway...
Random cashier: Hey! You kids really need to... (sees everybody, and everybody freezes) oh my gosh.
Cartmer: Yep. Leaving. Who wants to get a pizza with me?
(March 25, 2012 - 7:59 pm)