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Musicals!

I was in a production of Hairspray! and it was super fun! I was Edna Turnblad (she's usually played by men, but none of the guys wanted to do it) and performing Welcome to the 60s was probably the most fun I've ever had on stage! (it involved spinning chairs *squee*) I'm listening to the song right now and I always listen to it when I'm putting on makeup as well. :D

Because it is summer and I prefer to keep my life drama-free at the moment, I haven't touched my phone at all and instead, I've been watching shows on the computer, one of which was Legally Blonde: The Musical which sounded to me like the cheesiest thing on earth but it was hilarious. I've also been watching snippets of Wicked and I really want to audition for Glinda, mostly because of the song Popular. Sadly, I can't sing. :'(

What are your favourite musicals? Mine are Hairspray, Legally Blonde, Wicked, and Book of Mormon. Matilda looks really interesting and I want to see it so badly! And I really want to see Les Miserables which is fortunately coming to Toronto soon!

What about songs? Mine are Welcome to the Sixties, Popular, I believe, Revolting Children, and every single song from Legally Blonde.

submitted by Olive, age 14, Toronto, ON
(July 29, 2013 - 4:24 pm)

No one will be suprised. My favorite musical is Oliver. 

We did sing "You can't stop the beat" and "For Good" for this Broadway thing we did in music. I think I enjoyed it a lot more than my peers. Eh. Peers.  

submitted by Theo W.
(July 29, 2013 - 6:00 pm)

I love Oliver! Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes... I did a production of it last year and I was the orphan lady Mrs. Bumble which required a traumatizing amount of blue eyeshadow and a fake mole. 

submitted by Olive, age 14, Toronto
(July 30, 2013 - 10:26 pm)

You are so lucky! I really want to be in the theater in a production of Oliver. I don't care where. Acting, sure. Audience, yes. Usher, hmm. I'm not old enough for a job.

submitted by Theo W.
(July 31, 2013 - 4:09 pm)

BRAIN AHOY. 

I wasn't terribly impressed with the Legally Blonde movie when I first saw it years ago, so when I heard that there was a musical, my response was basically "...really?" And then, some months later, "wait, Kate Shindle was in it? I MUST SEE THIS. NAO." And loved it. Looooved it. Not just because of Kate. It fixed, like, everything that was wrong with the movie and added disgustingly catchy music and was generally perfect. (and Kate belted a high A!) (I found out recently that a friend of mine SAW IT LIVE ON BROADWAY and DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO KATE SHINDLE WAS and I legit cried a little. and then educated her with my Kate playlist.)

...I have a thing about Kate Shindle. She's fantastic.

My top five favorite musicals are Anyone Can Whistle, Wonderland, Sunday in the Park With George, Company, and Into the Woods. of which I have only seen two live (the Chicago Shakes Sunday last fall, and one college and one community production of Company). Anyone Can Whistle is actually the only one I've never seen at all, but I own the libretto (it was 75$, including the cost to have the binding repaired. No regrets).

Les Mis is fun. I've seen it twice—tour cast, both times. Andrew Valera is amaaaaaazing as Javert. But after Eponine's death, it starts feeling a little excessive. It's kind of like emotional fast food in that it's nice at first, and then you have a ten hour stomach ache after you start actually digesting. Only instead of a stomach ache, it's emotional disconnect because there's not really that much substance. At least that's how it feels to me.

Wicked is kind of the same way. It goes for big grand emotions—and, granted, No Good Deed will always hit the intended note for me because good lord. Especially if Stephanie J. Block is the one singing it. But Wicked takes itself wayyyyyy to seriously for a story about a place as inherently silly as Oz. It feels pretentious and overbearing and somewhere along the way it loses the heart that it should have had. (The Wizard and I is the most egregious example of this, I think, possibly because it was added strictly because "all musicals have 'I want' songs early in the show, right?" And, yes, it showcases Elphaba's ambition very nicely, but it's straining so hard to do be a Proper I Want Song that even Stephanie J. Block's amazingness can only just barely prop it up and make it believeable.)

I'm really a big fan of Sondheim. And Frank Wildhorn. (and I really don't get people who flat-out refuse to like both of them and will flame you if you try to say they're both good, but different. seriously. Sondheim loves his cynical realism and obsessive detail and ridiculously tight rhymes. Wildhorn does melodrama and grandiosity and big, vaguely gothic fairy tales. it is possible to enjoy both of those. besides, both of them have their flaws but at the end of the day they know how to find talent and put it to best use. Wildhorn's occasional failures with regards to collaberating with decent lyrcists notwithstanding. gah.)

Although I wasn't a huge fan of the New York Philharmonic Company from a while ago. Patti Lupone... was Patti Lupone instead of Joanne and it gave me the sads.

If it has Raul Esparza in it, I will probably love it. Ditto Kate Shindle, ditto Bernadette Peters, ditto Sherie Rene Scott. Ditto Neil Patrick Harris with the aforementioned acception of NYP Company. I like things with high belting and things that are cynical and things with really good villin songs and things that are more than just, as [title of show] put it, sketches and novelty songs linked together. Which is why I'm not a huge fan of the Rogers and Hammerstein period and earlier. I like things that can trick me and make me think (those top five that I mentioned all do this even after repeated rewatchings/rereadings. Wonderland especially, because I have both bootlegs and therefore TWICE THE FUN).

I desperately want to see Matilda when I go to New York this November. I will stand in line for hours to get rush tickets if I have to. And also to see Kate in something (anything) because I just. she's too fantastic. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 20, Deep Space
(July 31, 2013 - 1:32 am)

Musicals I've been in: Aesop (summer 2010), Annie Jr. (summer 2012), and currently working on The Little Mermaid. The high schoolers at the theatre group thing, they're doing Les Miserables (I just want to see your reactions :p)

submitted by Maggie, age 12, Charlotte
(July 31, 2013 - 3:45 pm)

I love Hairspray!  It's so fun!  My school actually put on Legally Blonde the year before I got there.  It was supposedly the funnest show ever.

 

I also love acting in musicals. I've been the fairy Godmother's apprentice (an actual character, not an understudy) in a production of Cinderella.  I was a techie for a production of The Music Man.  Then I was one of Cinderella's stepsisters in a show about a fairy tale talk show.  Then one year I was Iris in Fame.  That summer I was Mandi in a musical our director wrote.  This year, my school put on The Drowsy Chaperone and I was a maid/chorus member.  Now I'm being a techie for a show ~Blue Fairy~ is in, a production of Honk.  All of the musicals I mentioned in this paragraph that were originally on Broadway were Junior productions, except for Drowsy.

 

I also love Les Mis and Wicked.  I'm going to see Wicked when it comes to Boston this summer, and I am so super excited!

 

My favorite musicals are Wicked, The Drowsy Chaperone, Les Miserables, Hairspray, Fame, and The Little Mermaid.

 

My favorite songs from musicals are You Can't Stop the Beat from Hairspray, Defying Gravity from Wicked, Bride's Lament from The Drowsy Chaperone, Mabel's Prayer from Fame (Is that in the real version?  It was in the Junior version), and the whole soundtrack of The Little Mermaid.  I have the soundtrack of The Little Mermaid on Broadway memorized and I've never actually seen it. 

 

The only musical I've ever actually seen on the real Broadway was Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark.  It was actually really cool.  There were all sorts of acrobatics and it was a real old-fashioned rock musical.  Also, we got to see a show with Reeve Carney.  That man is adorable.

submitted by Melody, age 15, Monstropolis
(July 31, 2013 - 4:01 pm)

*cue rant mode* 

The reason Spiderman TOtD gets so much flak is (a) before Julie Taymor left and the creative team rewrote practically the entire show is it apparently made absolutely no sense and had very little to do with Spiderman at all, which has left a distinctly bad taste in a lot of mouths, and (b) the seventy-five million dollar budget for what turned out to be, from what I've seen of it (which is the cast recording and some video clips), a pretty middle-of-the-line show, mind-blowing acrobatics notwithstanding. (plus the costumes and sets look awful)

To put that budget in perspective, your average big splashy show runs somewhere around the fifteen million mark. The original production of Wicked clocked in at fourteen million, I believe, and broke even after running on Broadway for two years.

Basically what Spiderman is trying to do is be an action movie, live, with singing. This is why it has a budget comparable to your average action movie, probably (that or all those pesky hospital bills). The problem is that this really doesn't work, because action movies have a MUCH bigger pool of paying customers to support those budgets and MUCH MUCH MUCH easier methods of distribution to those paying customers, whereas Spiderman is not only localized to ONE CITY, its technical requirements mean it CAN'T feasibly go on tour to widen the range of people they can reach and get money from.

Literally, they can't. They couldn't transfer the show to the West End because they couldn't find a big enough venue. And going on tour would be even more problematic—your average roadhouse is also not big enough to accomodate Spiderman's needs, and I don't even want to think about what a nightmare actually moving the show would be. The Phantom of the Opera tour requires an average of fourteen hours to move into a new house. War Horse takes sixteen. Neither of these shows has people flying over the audience, but they do have extensive amounts of set pieces hanging from the rigging. Mary Poppins did have flying over the audience, but the first tour was severely limited by this requirement and could only hit the really big roadhouses—for the second tour, things were changed so Mary no longer goes over the audience specifically because the producers wanted the show to go to smaller houses.

Another problem with the budget? Spiderman has weekly running costs of something in the neighborhood of one million dollars. PER WEEK. This isn't like a movie, where once it's done it's not cost free—you have to advertise and produce DVDs and suchlike—but it's pretty much able to stand on its own and get money from cinemas who want to show it and later from customers who buy the DVDs and any associated merchandise. The musical is finished in that it's frozen, but the people who own the show are the ones who have to pay the actors and the technicians and the electricity bills. So even though its weekly earnings even in previews overtook those of Wicked, that's not a sign that it's financially out of the woods. The lawsuits and nearly ubiquitous bad press don't help on that front. 

Now, about that budget and breaking even and turning a profit. Spiderman has been making an average of $100,000-300,000, I believe (once the one million dollar-per-week operating costs have been subtracted, of course). Now, if we assume that they'll consistently make $300,000 a week indefinitely, it will take them about five years to break even. This is MINIMUM time period required to cancel out the $75 million budget. If they make anything less than $300,000 every single week, it's going to take longer. So let's take the average instead and say they'll make just $200,000 per week. That works out to a bit more than seven years. 

And about that estimate. Broadway's five longest-running musicals are, in order, The Phantom of the Opera (25 years and still counting), Cats (18), Chicago (17 years and still counting), Les Miserables (16), and the Lion King (16 years and still counting). Wicked comes in 12th and it'll hit its tenth anniversary this Fall. That's a grand total of twelve Broadway musicals that have made it to ten years running or more—and that's assuming that Wicked doesn't close between now and October 30.

Number thirteen is 42 Street, which ran for nine years. Fourteen is Grease, which ran for eight. Fiddler on the Roof and Jersey Boys are the only other Broadway musicals that have lasted longer than seven years. That's SIXTEEN in the history of Broadway. The rest? Often will run for a couple of years. The lowest number of performances in the top 100 longest running Broadway shows is 1,045 (it was Annie Get Your Gun, which ran from March 1999 through September 2001).

Spiderman had a record-breaking 182 preview performances, which at least speaks well of its team's determination. As of the 28th of this month, it's had 883 performances, and it's been running for just a tad over two years. Yes, it's been doing moderately well—but only until that moderate success is put against the background of the tens of millions of dollars they still have to recoup and the fact that the numbers are most definitely not in their favor.

(Those five longest-running, by the way? All of them won multiple Tonys and multiple Drama Desk awards—at least six Tonys and at least three Drama Desks per show. No, of course awards aren't an indicator of quality, but what they are an indicator of is public awareness, and shows that have high public awareness are the shows that keep pulling in audiences and make money. Spiderman? Two Tony noms—one for scenic, one for costumes. Didn't get either. One Drama Desk nom for outstanding featured actor, which it also didn't get.)

...

All that said, if we can get tickets, the class I'm taking in New York this fall will be going to see it (in the words of my professor, "so we can talk about technical aspects and budget"). 

/infodumprant 

submitted by TNÖ, age 20, Deep Space
(July 31, 2013 - 10:23 pm)

I know absolutely nothing about theater, but I'm just going to ask because I'm really curious: How much of that did you know off the top of your head?

submitted by FantasyQuill
(July 31, 2013 - 11:42 pm)

Spiderman's budget and weekly running costs/income. The number of previews they had. The nonsense with Julie Taymour. The number of Tonys it was nominated for, and approximations of the number of Tonys the five longest runners earned and how long they'd been going for (except Chicago, which I couldn't remember the opening date of). The problems they ran into when they tried to move to the West End. Wicked's intitial budget and approximately how long it took to start turning a profit. That's a combination of having followed the Spiderman story as it happened and general osmosis from being a theatre student/aspiring actor. Although of course I double-checked all of the above to make sure I had the figures right and whatnot.

The stuff about how long it takes to move in War Horse and Phantom to new roadhouses, which I know because I've spoken to techies who worked on both tours (backstage tours are the best). Ditto the reworking of Mary Poppins for the second tour, again from speaking to people actually involved in the production.

I looked up the list of the top 100 longest running shows on Broadway, the Drama Desk awards/nominations, and the exact number of Spiderman performances. Oh, and also Wicked's opening date, because I knew it opened ten years ago, give or take, but not the exact day.

submitted by TNÖ, age 19, Deep Space
(August 1, 2013 - 1:44 pm)

I thought the stunts were really cool and the show pretty good considering the fact they were focusing on stunts.  If they took out the stunts, yes, it probably would only be mediocre.

 

I find it interesting that they couldn't find a big enough venue in the West End, because the theater didn't even seem that big.  It only seemed about as big as the Wang in Boston.

 

Also, does that mean the Boston Opera House counts as a big venue?  Because Mary Poppins flew over my head when I went to see it.  I was sitting in the dress circle. 

submitted by Melody, age 15, Disney
(August 2, 2013 - 7:14 pm)

It's not a question of the size of the building as a whole, but how big and how technologically adequate the fly system is. You can have a theater with a huuuuge house but barely enough fly space to hoist some furniture out of the way, or you can have a theater with a relatively small house but the kind of rigging systems needed to pull Mary Poppins up over the audience at a very sedate pace.

Then there's Spiderman, which shoots its actors out over the audience at high speeds, which is a whole different ballgame. I don't know what there rigging system is like, but I do know that—just based on the things that they do with it—it's unbelievably sophisticated and probably involves hydrolic pumps. Multiple hydrolic pumps. Some googling indicates that the show also makes significant use of traps and moves pieces of the stage up and down fairly rapidly? Which is another technological demand that not all houses can accomodate. 

All of this needs to be properly lit, too, which requires even more rigging space in the house, which not all theaters will have.

It's also important to keep in mind that Spiderman has always been in the Foxwoods Theater, so it was built to the specifications of that space, which will make moving to a different one even harder.  

And finally, Broadway theaters often look much smaller than they really are on account of having quite small houses, because real estate in New York is expensive. So while the part of the building that the audience sees is quite small, there's a LOT going on above, behind, and below the stage, and the backstage parts are exponentially larger than the public parts.

submitted by TNÖ, age 19, Deep Space
(August 3, 2013 - 12:57 am)

I see your point.  Theaters in Boston are very technologically advanced, but not enough for that.  The stage set-up in the Foxwoods Theater was really unique, too.  Even the balcony functions as stage at some point in the show, so it would be difficult to fit that somewhere else.

 

 

submitted by Melody, age 15, Disney
(August 3, 2013 - 7:10 pm)

I've seen three professional productions in theatre because my band goes on a trip every year to see a play. I've seen Beauty and the Beast, West Side Story and The Lion King. In my personal opinion, Lion King was the best. The actors and actresses did so well of a job that you forgot that people were playing the parts! The costumes were brilliant and they even had animals come on the stage. Not real animals, mind you, only life size puppet ones. They actually weren't puppets, people operated them from inside, but it was really neat. 

I really want to see Matilda. She is one of my favorite book characters, and I  also love the movie.

 

submitted by Teresa, age 14, Michigan
(July 31, 2013 - 6:29 pm)

I've been in Bugsy Malone, Give My Regards to Broadway and The Music Man.  My favorite musical is probably My Fair Lady, although I really like almost any musical.

In re the whole Les Mis discussion, I saw a local theatre do it, and it was terrible.  Musicals that are only singing just feel forced and like a big prologue to some story.  Also, the good things about the book were totally lost in the musical.  I like the individual songs, though.  My favorite character in the musical was Javert.  That's how bad everyone else was.  Although I had to read books to Garoche when I was in third grade, which was kind of strange.

submitted by Gollum
(July 31, 2013 - 7:52 pm)

Sung-through musicals can be done very well with a cast that's able to, you know, sing well for two and a half hours straight. The important thing is that it really isn't just one song that never ends—it's many songs strung together with dialogue that's delivered on-pitch and often set to music. Some are more melodic than others; RENT is largely sung-through, I believe, and the dialogue parts have a pretty noticeable tune rather than the more rhythmic style adhered to in Les Mis. 

Either way, I'd disagree that the style sounds forced. In some ways, it's a lot more naturalistic because there's no need to deal with dialogue-to-song transitions, which can be really jarring, especially in older musicals where people will spontaneously burst into song with no warning. Those kinds of transitions, if handled poorly, can really destroy suspension of disbelief, which is why underscoring is becoming more and more the norm. Granted, it can be done badly and it's hard to get right, which is why most musicals aren't sung-through. 

The Les Mis musical is a serious case of adaption distillation—rightly so, since cramming over a thousand pages of meticulous detail into a three hour long pseudo-opera would be impossible—and as such ends up as what is basically emotions for the sake of being emotional. There're a lot of big, grand statements ad sweeping declarations set against really lovely music, but ultimately the meaning gets lost in the swells of manufactured passion. This is, I think, why Javert is second in popularity only to Eponine; "On My Own" captures the heart strings of...almost everyone, apparently, but Javert is a breath of pragmatism in an otherwise unabashedly soppy musical. 

Which is not to say it doesn't have value. I don't know what the production values for that local production were like, but the national tour is spectacularly beautiful and in general excellently casted; the same applies to other productions of similar scale. All those buckets of emotion make for excellent catharsis. And its huge international success both as a musical and the recent movie is nothing to be sneered at, particularly considering that the movie may prove a gateway for new people to discover and learn to appreciate musical theatre, which is always always a good thing.  

submitted by TNÖ, age 20, Deep Space
(August 1, 2013 - 4:49 pm)