Pie Wars&nbs

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Pie Wars&nbs

Pie Wars

 

I was reading Writing Warrior's old Cricket Dictionary here: 

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/114220?page=2

 

And came across something called pie wars: "Pie Wars - An old event on the CB where CBers would make threads, make teams, and throw pies at each other by posting this: [} They would construct more elaborate pies and use pictures as the wars got more intense. Some of the most well-known Pie Warriors were the great TNO and Jenni Queen of Pieland."

 

I thought it would be fun to try to do again, if anyone's interested...? 

submitted by Madeline
(July 25, 2014 - 6:38 pm)

Eat my pie!! Throws a barrage of pies in BUtterfly and Nora's direction. 

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submitted by Forrest
(August 20, 2014 - 1:06 pm)

Woot woot, team 1!!!!

 

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okay i don't know if that worked

it was supposed to spell out team 1 in pies

they do count as pies though! 

 

submitted by Air
(August 20, 2014 - 4:49 pm)

Pastes Nora the Singers face with cream pies.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

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submitted by Masked Piester
(August 20, 2014 - 7:12 pm)

:O WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME?!

*smirks evilly, loads arms with pies, and hurls them towards Brooke E. (yes, Masked Piester, I know who you are), splatting all over her.

Ha! You look like a snowman!

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submitted by Nora the Singer
(August 21, 2014 - 10:03 am)

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Team 1! We rock! 

 

submitted by Madeline
(August 21, 2014 - 2:58 pm)

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go team 1! fire those pies!

give me a t!

give me a e!

give me a a!

give me a m!

give me an o!

give me a n!

give me a e!

give them a pie to the face!!! 

submitted by Air
(August 21, 2014 - 2:58 pm)

I was thinking, we could tally up how many pies each team has thrown, but can we, like, subtract from that score the number of pies thrown at them? and if you throw pies randomly, then just divide that in two, half for each of the opposing teams. 

 

what do you think? 

submitted by Air
(August 21, 2014 - 3:00 pm)

*Dodges pies* I have nothing against you, I was just bored!

Pelts Air with pies

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submitted by Masked Piester
(August 21, 2014 - 6:19 pm)

Smart, Air! And I tried to spell team 1 with regular pies but failed. I'll try again with atomic and regular pies:

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Yes, we do rock. That was directed at both Team 2 and Team 3 simultaniously.

 

Team 1, we need a name! What should we call ourselves? 

 

What about the Purple Pie-Eating Pandas? I don't know. 

submitted by Madeline
(August 21, 2014 - 7:34 pm)

I just figured that that would be a more accurate way to keep score, more fair, than just counting the number of pies we've thrown. 

 

and how do we count piester's pies? does piester get a score? 

submitted by Air
(August 21, 2014 - 9:04 pm)

Ok, heres how it works:

 

 

We all start with 20 points. You can throw a limit of ten pies every hour. Every time you are hit by a pie, you lose a point. When all your points are gone, you must wait a day till you can post pies again. 

You win by taking out the other teams!

submitted by Masked Piester
(August 22, 2014 - 9:45 am)

Eat pies, Team 3!

 

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submitted by Air
(August 22, 2014 - 10:31 am)

AT MASKED PIESTER!!!!

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submitted by Forrest
(August 22, 2014 - 11:49 am)

TEAM 2 FOREVER, BABY!

*ducks as pies are hurled my way* Haha, you can't get me! *suddenly wearing a cheerleader's outfit*

Team 2, we can't be beat!

The pies we throw are not to eat!

We'll smash the whipped cream on your face

And let you have a little taste --

*becomes evil and scarily loud* 

OF OUR WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *voice thunders*

*tosses 14 pies at Watermelon, cream splattering all over her face*  

submitted by Nora the Singer
(August 22, 2014 - 12:21 pm)

WHAAAAAAAAAAT! Team three will get there revenge!

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MEGA PIE! GO TEAM THREE! 

 

 

submitted by Watermelon
(August 23, 2014 - 6:57 am)