CBER QUOTES !

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CBER QUOTES !

CBER QUOTES !

" Man! Teresa, you’re so lucky! I always wanted to die by a firecracker! " - TON, the Last Ski Lodge Mystery 

 

" I like to learn only when it helps me rob the local bank. "

- Questions RP

 

" As I said today on one of the threads, what we have here on Crowd-Sorcery is a tremendous treasure pile. You know the mountains of gold, silver, and jewels that dragons guard? Well, our treasure here is more wondrous than those, because ours is made up of characters and ideas, any of which could be in a fantastic tale. We’re using just a very few in our official story, but the rest are all still there, waiting to be used. We have here a storehouse of infinite adventures! " - Fred Durbin in Crowd Scorcery

 

" It had only been a trick of the light- or of the shadows . "

- Shadow RP 

 

" The last thing I saw as I was tranquillized was a green eye and an eyepatch, as the galaxy's most feared assassin snatched me out of the air. " - Galaxy RP

 

" The day had passed in a blur, like all horrible things do. You remember snippets of the conversation in your head, little glimpses of Mum crying, feel your body grow ice-cold, taste iron in your mouth. And it all builds into a horrid story that will change your life forever. " - Dystopian RP

 

" All the wrong questions have answers. "

- Magic Dragon 

 

" I am carrying a tiny bag made of shadow that contains dreams." - S.E.

 

" I carry nothing but a dagger of living silver, with a large ruby in the hilt. On it, a web of shining steel twines. This dagger shows my way of life, free, wild, rugged, but alive in a way no princess simpering on her throne could be... running with the wind, fighting horned Great Rams , climbing the mountain of SkySplit, and living only by my knife and the land... " - Indigo

 

" Nora the Singer: You're a spirit of music. Whenever and wherever there is music, there you are. You become the pdhsycial form of the music, your appearance often changing with the melody. You have long, flowing black hair that sways and floats as you dance. You have light grey eyes, and pale skin. You wear an airy knee length dress that changes color according to the mood of the song. Your voice is unearthly and changes from anything like heavenly chimes to the winds in the trees. You're voice can be soft and comforting, or mystic and haunting. You dance with more grace than any human eye has every seen, like you float on the unseen notes of the song. " - CBer Picturing

 

Feel free to add more of your fav CBer Quotes ! 

 

submitted by --
(September 23, 2014 - 9:13 am)

This looks fun! I'll add a quote.

" Don't help me... just remember who you were. " -Superhero RP

submitted by J.B.E, age 13
(September 23, 2014 - 2:17 pm)

"It does not exist, and neither does your house, no matter how real it may appear. Furthermore, you do not exist. We deny everything, and have lawsuits in place to make sure you do not claim otherwise. In fact, I am talking to thin air right now, because you do not exist. Neither does your telephone. Goodbye, thin air, and thank you for your co-operation."

submitted by Madeline, age 13
(September 23, 2014 - 6:35 pm)

Hm. Weird. I don't think I posted that twice.

submitted by Madeline
(September 24, 2014 - 9:59 am)

I like this idea, but I think that instead of putting the name of the RP, we should actually say the name of who said it. Also, because you made two threads that say basically the same things, I'm not quite sure which one to put this one on. Anyways, today I came across a cool quote from The Ominous (Captain Read and John F.Q.):

"It does not exist, and neither does your house, no matter how real it may appear. Furthermore, you do not exist. We deny everything, and have lawsuits in place to make sure you do not claim otherwise. In fact, I am talking to thin air right now, because you do not exist. Neither does your telephone. Goodbye, thin air, and thank you for your co-operation."

submitted by Madeline
(September 23, 2014 - 6:38 pm)

"I snitched you from a huge green metal bin, Diary. Everyone, all sixteen of us, were searching through the refuse for something to eat. Nobody found anything though. Just cellulose, low-grade polymers, and artificial pigment. I thought I'd seen something like you in a Stella's Warpspace Convenience Mart sometime. That's why I took you. I see two entries already in Tritonese, but I'm writing in Standard Zarminian so hopefully anyone who reads this will understand. Papaa says the silicon-and-oxygen building behind me sells things like you and they're called books, but Kkyon thinks that's a bunch of shadenipper scat. I like you anyway, Diary." -A Curious Dragon

submitted by Nora the Singer
(September 24, 2014 - 6:23 am)

"He always said that Gwindolyn's tongue was so sharp, she could fence with it. " -TNO

submitted by Madeline
(September 24, 2014 - 10:16 am)

Oops! I meant Commander Kip in that other post.

submitted by Madeline
(September 24, 2014 - 10:17 am)

 

Hullo, I'm an unstable time traveler who smashes pies in people's faces
and tends to come back from the dead. And shift into other dimensions.
And sing the whole soundtrack from Guardians of the Galaxy. This sounds
fantastic! Allons-Y! Geronimo!

-Masked Piester 

 

May the best team win! -Nora the Singer

submitted by ROFL
(September 24, 2014 - 2:22 pm)

=)

submitted by Nora the Singer
(September 24, 2014 - 5:55 pm)

Hush, Maggie, I'm basking in my glory over here. - TON

submitted by Forrest
(September 26, 2014 - 10:32 am)

Wait, what?

submitted by UM.
(September 27, 2014 - 5:33 pm)

My favorite CB quote will always and forever (bc I'm old-fashioned and sentimental and that's most of the reason I'm posting here again) be "Funny how the things you least want to see always fall out of the sky."

And that's SC, who I don't think is around anymore. On that dragon roleplay where I was really, really, REALLY obnoxious.
Yes. I'm Tiffany W. and then FantasyQuill after that. We don't talk about those days.
submitted by Katia
(September 27, 2014 - 11:39 am)

" . . . depending on the mood of the Author sometimes we just won't use the laws of Physics. " 

- Forrest

submitted by Silver Mask
(September 30, 2014 - 7:37 pm)

Here is a beautiful zombie parody of Die Young from the last ski lodge:

 

If I die young, due to the zombies.

Lay me down, in our cavern.

Put me in the catacombs at dawn.

Send me away with the words of our battle cry.

Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shy down on my soldiers.

They'll know I'm safe with, and still battling the zombies.

Oh well, life ain't always what you think it oughta be, no.

Ain't even grey, but they bury their best friend.

The sharp knife, of a short life,

Well I've had nearly not enough time. 

If I die young, due to the zombies.

Lay me down, in our cavern.

Put me in the catacombs at dawn.

Send me away with the words of our battle cry.

And I'll be wearing camo, when I come into Your kingdom,

I'm as grey as knife hidden in my pocket.

Never known what it was to dominate,

but it sure felt nice when we took down the zombies.

There's a boy outside the door,

says he wants to come in.

Who would have thought that the zombies would get him first?

The sharp knife of a short life,

I still haven't had enough time.

So put on your battle clothes,

and I'll grab my bow.

What I aimed to do is not quite done.

A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll donate 'em cause they're awesome.

They're worth ten times more, after I'm a goner,

and maybe then you'll hear, the commands I've been hollering.

Funny when you're dead how people start obeying.

If I die young, due to the zombies.

Lay me down, in our cavern.

Put me in the catacombs at dawn.

Send me away with the words of our battle cry.

The ballad of a soldier,

go with honor and insanity.

Gather up your tears, keep them in you quiver,

save them for a time when you're really going to need them.

The sharp knife of a short life.

Well, I'll never have enough time.

So put on your battle clothes,

and I'll grab my bow

-BHR 

submitted by Ellie
(October 8, 2014 - 7:32 pm)

"I'm not worried about that thought, THERE ARE DANDELIONS ON THIS ISLAND, AND I'M
ALLERGIC TO THEM!!! THEY MAKE ME SNEEZE!!! Help, please!" -Winter Firefly on Fictional Problems III

THANK YOU FOR QUOTING ME, --!! (GALAXY RP IS ON ??ND PAGE OF INKWELL, BTW!! PLEASE JOIN EVIL RP!!)

submitted by Little Sister, age HOORAY!!!!, Quote Landia
(October 19, 2014 - 1:13 pm)