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Alter ego queen
Alter ego queen fight.
Hello three Alter Ego wannabes!!!! Here is the place you get to fight for the throne (and where your fans can cheer you on)!
Here are the rules:
-You cannot be overpowered! (even if you are a saint.)
-I need to see lots of backstabbing, punching, kicking, and all-around violence! Let your Alter Ego craziness rule!
- NO MORE RULES!!! JUST GO COOCOO!
submitted by The Host
(March 2, 2015 - 4:16 pm)
(March 2, 2015 - 4:16 pm)
It is I who should be queen, for I am stronger, faster, smarter and frankly more good-looking than the other candidates (see the other Alter Ego thread for description). I promise to meet the other Alter Egos every need as only an alter ego can... and I'd like to see the rest of you stop me!!!!!!!!!
(March 7, 2015 - 12:34 am)
First of all, powers are way too orderly. NO POWERS, PEOPLE! JUST RANDOM STUFF!
Second, BLASTER!!!!!, unfortunately, you have obviously resigned, because I see no way that you are the leader. If you want to be Queen, you have to join in on the fight.
(March 6, 2015 - 4:09 pm)
Devil Owl: GRRRR! What cheek, you.... you, STUPID Agent Nightcat! I declare WAR!!! Okay, not war, but I will take my revenge!!!! *starts shooting veggies at you* take that!!!! And that!!!!
Saint Owl: *Is creeping up behind Chaosie* boo. *Chaosie jumps and starts screaming at Saint owl* Now, now, don't get your knickers in a bunch. I've heard we're roommates at the hotel of Happy Sunshine and Good Fun or whatever. Might want to watch your back. Now....
*Starts chasing Devil Owl around the room with a knife* Yes, RUN! RUN, and show the audience my POWER!!!!
*Starts chasing BLASTER!!!! but soon stops after she sees her shoot a bullet at her*
*Starts chasing Agent Nightcatand they get into an epic grapple*
Agent Nightcat: Quit it and got offa me, let me be queen!
Saint Owl: The Queendom will be mine!!! Take that, and that, for ignoring my presence!
THE BLASTER!!!!!: *chases Devil Owl*
(St.Owl, from the audience):
Alter Egos are such a pain. Exuse me while I barf.
(March 6, 2015 - 4:15 pm)
Ooh, I'm SCARED. Devil Owl and Saint Owl are maaaad. Oh nooo.
(sarcastic)
drops smoke bomb and slips under invisibility cloak, and starts to randomly stab people, not getting hit herself because no one knows where she is. Agent Nightcat is the INVISIBLE MENACE!! And I may be creeping up behind you with a knife right now...
Sane counterparts: Alter egos are.... just so nuts.
(March 7, 2015 - 12:40 am)
ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME WILL GET FREE (virtual) MOUNTAIN DEEEWWWW!!!!
(March 7, 2015 - 10:55 am)
Pours radioactive material onto floor
Runs away!
(March 7, 2015 - 12:42 pm)
*Conjures a horde of robot toasters that starts chasing everybody*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! What shall you do now?
*Starts shooting everybody with a gun that shoots acid butter and too-sweet jam.
(March 6, 2015 - 6:26 pm)
As Agent L said in Agent Savvs's THIS IS NOT A COPY OF THE SKI LODGE MYSTERY,
KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!
[and pie]
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(March 8, 2015 - 12:59 am)
Gold Guy: Nobody voted for moi (it's French)?
Quicksilver: Told ya.
Gold Guy: *Attacks Quicksilver*
(March 6, 2015 - 6:57 pm)
Admins, is it OK if I sing a few lines of Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train here?
(March 7, 2015 - 11:17 am)
Yay! As Ozzy Osbourne said in his song Crazy Train,
"One person conditioned
To rule and control
The media sells it
And you live the role.
Mental wounds still SCREAMING
It's driving me INSANE
I'm going off the rails on this crazy train!"
(March 7, 2015 - 12:40 pm)
Me: Do you want a beautiful, powerful, smart and kind queen?
Everyone: Yes! We do!
Me: DO YOU WANT FREE MOUNTAIN DEW???
Everyone: Yes! We do!
Me: Louder!
Everyone: YES! WE DO!
Me: I can't hear you!
Everyone: YES!!! WE DO!!!
Me: Then vote for me! Anyone who does gets free Mountain Dew!
(March 7, 2015 - 1:10 pm)
*Stabs Agent Nightcat in the arm*
Be happy you're not dead. Because I know, for one, that MY sane counterpart doesn't care for you.
(St.Owl): Hey! I think Agent Nightcat is pretty cool!
(Saint Owl): hush up.
(St.Owl): but I still think you would be best as a QUEEN.
(Saint Owl): Thank you!
(March 7, 2015 - 4:12 pm)
*rolls eyes*
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? I HAVE AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK!!! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, IT IS A CLOAK THAT MAKES YOU INVISIBLE!!! Plus I have body armor. AND SAINT OWL, I would maybe have liked you... but we both want to be queen. I'd request a Hunger Games alliance but a) you would OBVIOUSLY say no and b) I work alone.
Disappears under cloak
(March 7, 2015 - 5:24 pm)
Asides, I will give out free Mountain Dew... what's in it 4 your supporters? Hm?
(March 7, 2015 - 5:27 pm)