It's been a

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

It's been a

It's been a long, long year, with many ups and downs. Yes. A nice, long, peaceful year that turned my life upside down and right side up again. And that is Why, my friends, I believe it is time to celebrate the anniversary of the "last ski lodge" with a new invitation. 

Rules:

-Everyone seems to know the jist by now. Look it up if you don't.

-Alternate egos are welcomed and encouraged. Please specify if you would like them to be treated as another aspect of you or as another person entirely. Each individual alter ego acting as his or her own person will be tossed into the Sugarbowl.

-Game begins July 15, 2015.

-I will still not be able to drive, despite being sixteen. What a shame.

-All bags will be checked at the door. Please dispose of at this time all sharp objects, blunt items such as baseball bats, golf clubs, and your little sister, and any liquids in containers over 3.4 ounces.

-If I see a pie, I will confiscate it while smiling, patting you on the back, and saying, "Oh for me? You shouldn't have." I expect to see lots of pies. Cakes, too.

Good luck, my friends. Let's enjoy another Ski Lodge Murder Mystery together.

submitted by T.O.N.
(May 14, 2015 - 5:40 pm)

*Screeches* MY WORST FEAR!!!! NUEERRRRR!*tears roll from eyes* run, my beauties! RUN!

submitted by Danie
(June 22, 2015 - 5:52 pm)

Thanks TON! What does TON stand for anyway?

The Omnipotent Narrator

Admin

submitted by Will T, age 15, GA
(June 19, 2015 - 9:27 pm)

Less than a month now!

submitted by Indigo
(June 20, 2015 - 10:57 pm)

T.O.N.? May I give you some sugar to put in the Sugar Bowl? (Would it make it glitch?)

Sammie says vvxf. VFD, Sammie. Get your letter straight. 

submitted by Magic Dragon
(June 21, 2015 - 12:02 am)

I'm going to Disney in August... I'll probably be reading it there.  I'm pumped.

 

I'm packing right now.  So far I've packed my Kindle and my iPad.  Now I'm gonna pack a bag of Goldfish crackers.  And I think that's all I'm packing because Blu is already coming and I don't think I should pack my boyfriend.

 

@TON

I still have all the past ski lodges in the good ol' Google Doc. 

submitted by Melody, age 16, Disney
(June 21, 2015 - 10:12 am)

T.O.N.-- Please withdraw Somebody. She left. 

submitted by A contributor
(June 21, 2015 - 4:33 pm)

NEVER MIND! I'M BACK! 

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(June 22, 2015 - 6:16 pm)

@T.O,N.

Do I have to eat Danie's pajamas raw?  Can I soak them in honey first? Or cut them up into bite size pieces which I put on cupcakes? Will that work? Or...OOO! Make a cake including her pajamas! Wait...how many pairs does she have? 

submitted by Katydid
(June 21, 2015 - 6:27 pm)

Hi can I join? Is it too late?

I won't be able to get on the computer every day of the murder mystery, but that's ok right? 


This is so exciting!!!

submitted by Daffodil
(June 21, 2015 - 4:56 pm)

JOINING. Joiningjoiningjoining. Here is your pie, your legal indemnify-and-hold-harmless-blah-blah-blah release form, and your very disgruntled alter-ego dragon, whom I was just forced to wake from a nap. Well, actually she's mine, and her name is the Disreputable Dragon or Di for short if you haven't met her, and-

-And she would very much like Curio to GET HER DOWN OUT OF THIS BLASTED GIANT PET CARRIER, because she is NOT a pet and she is totally willing to use fire if necessary to achieve her ends!!

Fine, Di. It was just for the trip. Even you can't fly THAT fast.

Oh yes I most certainly can!

So you can fly faster than lightspeed, can you? Hm?

I didn't even know we were going at lightspeed, since I WAS BELOW IN THE CARGO HOLD, remember?!

Whatever. Anyway, she's her own person- er, dragon, not just an aspect of me. All our luggage is here; I flew a freighter here for a reason. And by the way, if you want more pies, they can certainly be procured.

submitted by Curio
(June 24, 2015 - 3:07 pm)

It's impossible to travel at the speed of light! General Relativity! I understand this is the ski lodge and physics are thrown out the window, but this infraction of universal law I CANNOT STAND. 

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(June 28, 2015 - 4:19 pm)

@MD: No glitches, but it would make a giant mess.

@Katydid: Yes, only raw pajamas will do.

@Daffodil: Yes, of course it's fine. Join away,

@Curio: Welcome. 

submitted by T.O.N.
(June 28, 2015 - 11:11 am)

I don't know much about ski lodge, but I've heard that it's super crazy awesome and I'm guessing this will be my only chance to join. Sooooooo..........COUNT ME IN!!!!!!

submitted by Dragonrider
(June 28, 2015 - 8:09 pm)

@T.O.N.

Do I eat them before the ski lodge? 

submitted by Katydid
(June 29, 2015 - 2:30 pm)

Dear Chatterboxers,

We'd like to let you know that
we've received a message from T.O.N. that he will be unable to write the
new Ski Lodge mystery. He is very sorry.

We are most
appreciative of the creative and entertaining stories he's written for
Chatterbox in the past and which you can continue to reread and enjoy.

Many of you are talented writers, and we look forward to enjoying all your contributions to Chatterbox.

submitted by Admin, Cricket Country
(June 29, 2015 - 6:09 pm)