Fantasmagorian Radio!

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Fantasmagorian Radio!

Fantasmagorian Radio!

Hello, and welcome to Fantasmagorian Radio. I am your host, Keira Snowling. Welcome to Fantasmagoria, where the sun is hot, the snow is cold, and handprints appear on our mirrors from within. In education, new policies are opening doors to humans! No, human parents, we don't know why your children stay there so long or have all learned to play accordion.

 

In breaking news, The Omnipotent Narrator is hosting another gathering at his lovely ski lodge!

TON is not responsible for spontaeous combustion, death b pillows, or mournful flutes coming from the desert. 

 

The doctors of our city say they can't give you more potato juice without prescription.

Keira Snowling, Northern Elf and librarian, signing out.

And remember... follow your heart. It's in that guy's coat pocket. Hurry! Go get it back!

 

submitted by Keira S.
(June 28, 2015 - 2:50 pm)

Thank you, Dis! 

And now a word from our sponsor, the Mysterious Potted Plant that Lives in your Grandmother's Basement!

 

 

Thank you, Mr. Plant. That was truly, truly touching.

For those of you who have hearing problems, let me tell you this: live life to the fullest. Don't let your disability slow you down. And don't look directly at the cats. NO ONE look directly at the cats. Don't even look at the cats with your peripheral vision.

This is Keira S, over and out! 

P.S:

Bhv, L'p Eurrnhlud.  

submitted by Brookeira
(September 6, 2015 - 1:03 pm)

Aha! I had a hunch you were Brooke! And now you have proved it yourself!

**Pulls out fake mustache and plasters it on face** **Maniacal laugh** 

submitted by OtR
(September 6, 2015 - 1:48 pm)

I knew it! I knew it! 

submitted by Somebody, age Who cares, Various places
(September 6, 2015 - 3:22 pm)

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submitted by Keira S.
(September 6, 2015 - 4:26 pm)

Nice call on the Julius Caesar cipher. 

Also, sources tell me of an impending attack by Darth Real Life, so it may be another long wait for a post. My apologies.

submitted by Disreputable Dragon
(September 6, 2015 - 4:49 pm)