Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Ten million dollar reward!!!!

(This is the real one. We apologize for any inconvenience.) 

Just come to our laboratory on a date to be confirmed later on in April this year. And no, this is not a joke! All you have to do is sit through a couple of painless and harmless tests, and the money is all yours! Space is limited, so register now by sending in the form below; the first six people to apply will be admitted. 

Name:

Age:

Gender:

Hobbies, interests, and skills:

Next of kin:

What you will do with the money after you receive it:

Other:

In smaller print, it specifies how you must complete the entire form to be admitted, how their special train will pick you up, and other boring things like that. In even smaller letters it says something about how the Addison B. Miller Elite Biotechnological Laboratory is in no way accountable for the death or harming of any of their patients, but you barely notice. The million dollar reward is all you can think of. What will you ever do with that? 

Important note:

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