Feisty~ 

Coco will be here any minute now, it's 7 AM! I wake up, looking at the walls.  LITTLE CATS? Bleh. I like my black and red wallpaper much better. Wait- this isn't MY room? I feel the sheets. Hotel-type. I should've known. I fly out of bed, only to bonk my head on the low ceiling. "Ow! Licorice?! What are you doing in here?! Eh, you can have this disgusting room. Where else can I sleep?" Licorice sits up abruptly. "What, is Coco here already?"

"NO. We're in a hotel."

"WHAT?!!!!????!!! WHY?!!!"

"I don't know. I'm going to go explore." And with that, I open the door to fly out of the room. I hear Pinkie PIEper shout "ALL CAKES ARE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSS!!!" and, that can only be Mandy, answering "ALL PIES ARE MUUUUUUFFFFFIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSS!!!!!!" Two other AEs? Then I look outside of this disgusting excuse for a room. Chaos meets my eyes. AE chaos. "YESSS!" I race back into the room and grab my PrankAndPie bag. I rush out and set up traps that trigger pies falling on you, tripwires, etc, etc. Then I go back up the balcony to throw pies and watch chaos from my vantage point. Elsa chases after Torstyn who chases after Puck who chases after Dev. Seeing Torstyn reminds me... I scan the crowd until I see PSXtreme. Now I see how she got her name. She's rapidly slinging flaming pies at everyone in sight. I grab my PrankAndPies bag and fly over the room, landing in a clear spot to set up more traps. I casually work my way towards PSXtreme, who's eyes widen at the sight of me. She slings a flaming pie at me and sprints off through the crowd. I dodge the pie and fly after her. I scan my surroundings again in the air. Torstyn has a furball, and he tackles Puck into a room. Elsa sprints after them and I hear a loud exclamation. "ELSA?!!!!!!" I'm getting off track. It takes me a few seconds to see PSXtreme again, and I dodge a loose pie, fold my wings in, and dive after her.

At the last second I open my wings and grab her, lifting her off of the ground. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" she exclaims angrily. "I have no idea," I admit. 

Ok, I mapped out the entire Love Dodecahedron here, and I'm pretty sure it's all right. Tell me, and I can change as needed. 

oops sorry I'm late on posting I've only had time to scan though the posts. For some reason I can't read the love thingy (bad resolution on my ipad, not because of anyone's writing), so couod someone make a list?

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Yaya fuun! I can suddenly feel the excitement rush through me. As Nova cradles me in her metal arms, I can see chaos taking over. I pur-chirp in pleasure and wiggle free from the AE's grasp, ready to make some griffin trouble. I jump in the air, my mind swirling with thoughts of flying. I can do it, I think, there's nothing stopping me!

This wil be the day when I fly . . . okay yeah sure Novelist keeps bragging that I will actually, but she won't tell me how. It seems likes she's protecting me from something . . .

Unfortunately, when I open my pearly wings and tilt my head towards the sky, I end up falling to the hard tile ground, landing on the bottom of my beak. I stand up groggily and see Nova's hand reaching towards me, about to grab me back. 

But no! I have to be free! I'm hald lion, half eagle, the two fiercest creature of nature! Yes, I am restricted to sometimes meaningless, four-letter words, but I have dreams! Why should AE's have all the fun?

I begin to run, my claws and talons scraping againts the floor, my legs helping me dodge all the crazy AE's as they get into food wars. 

I look behind me and see the robot facing off of what looks like a pickpocket. No matter, I have my own agenda.

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aaa was this too dramatic? I'm testing to see huow I write from an animal's point of view. 

Wow. So many AE crushes. 

8-Piece

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Flopping down on my bed, I smile to the cacophonous sounds of MewFour obliterating his room. I know I really sh'dn't, but oh, man, it feels so good to bounce him around like that. I tell you, that MewFour acts all cool, but I can get him riled up in thirty seconds flat, I bet. I'm only alone for a few secs, though, when Cloud's CAPTCHA comes boundin' in. "Eght pece!" she says, crawling up on my bed. "What wass that forr?"

"What was what for, lil' one?" I asked, even though I knew what she was talking about. "Forr anyg MwFr, obvy!"

"For... oh, for annoying MewFour." I've never been the total best at translatin' that speech, but hey, this un' was pretty obvious. Or obvy, as she said. "Well, Vik," I said, turning to face her. "He's never been on the best of terms wit' me, y'know? Soon as I came got all defensive. And hey, s'not my fault he's a bit nuts." Vixtion nodded, but still looked a little worried. "Hey, Vik," I said, petting her head. "I'm fine, he's fine. Cool? Now howsabout you do that kitsune thing of yours and go see Sir Galahad?" Her face turned red and she leapt off my bed, hastily transforming into that human form o' hers. Aaah, I thought. Fin'lly, some peace and quiet. 

That is, until a rogue pie smashed through the wall. Yeah, man. The wall! It had been fired with such power it busted right through the wall! I jumped off my bed, steamin'. "Ey!" I barked. "Who threw that!" The seemingly innocent face of Pinkie PIEper peeks in, grinning. 

"Oh, hi, 8-Piece," she said in her perky voice. "Didn't see ya there! SOOOORrry!" She hopped off, flinging more pies at Mandy, who scuttles down the hall, muffins spilling from her grasp. I roll my eyes and get outta my bed. I s'pose I've gotta leave my room if there's a giant hole blasted in teh wall. Brushing my shaggy hair out of my eyes, I climb out the hole and into the hallway. 

Like I expected, complete chaos. Without the CBers to keep 'em under control, the other AE's are going NUTS. Well, expect for Mrs. Elton and Alfred. The former was frantically dashing about, trying to at least control Sprankje, but Alfred was just sittin' there. Enjoyin' the chaos, I guess? Bro, really? Well, I'm cool, I reminded myself. Not crazy, not sane, just cool as the waves. 

Still, I couldn't shake off this weird feelin' summit was watching me. Weeeird. Oh well, I thought, dodging an errant cream pie. S' probably nothin'. 

Ok, the pic below is a map of all of the AE crushes to date, and I will now list out the known responses to it. 

Elsa likes Torstyn

Torstyn likes Puck, is terrified of Elsa, and is slightly unnerved by Hèmin, as he is afraid of having an Elsa 2

Puck likes Dev, and is torn between Torstyn's crush on her, and her own crush on Dev

Dev is uninterested in Puck AND Hèmin, and likes Volcano Flame

Volcano likes Dev

Hèmin likes Torstyn AND Dev AND Blizzard

Blizzard is currently unaware of Hèmin

Feisty likes PSXtreme

PSXtreme is still a bit too stunned to decide if she likes him or not

Licorice likes Grasshopper

We don't know Grasshopper's reaction

And Spyro (presumably, as she is the only AE in this RP with a name that starts with 'S' female or not) likes Sprankje

Sprankje's response is unknown

My goodness look what we've done! PSXtreme will post in a moment...

[}[}[}~ PSXtreme

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" I scream as Feisty grabs me around the waist. He takes off, scaly wings flapping, and picks me STRAIGHT UP OFF THE FLOOR, muttering something that sounds suspiciously like "I have no idea." I thrash around as we soar over the rest of the AEs and CAPCHAs, but soon we burst out into a courtyard and are up so high that even I wouldn't risk falling. Feisty circles lazily for a moment, ignoring my continuing curses and demands that he, "LET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!", before swooping up and landing on what appears to be the roof of the hotel. As soon as we are on solid ground again I jerk out of his arms and hit him with the most disgusting pie I can think of: Poo and sprouts. 

"Arrrrrghhh!!!" he yells, falling to the ground and trying to scrape the poo out of his eyes. "What was that for?!?"

"THAT," I shout, readying another pie, pistachio pudding this time. "WAS FOR FREAKING KIDNAPPING ME IF FRONT OF EVERYONE!!!!" I throw the second pie, and it splatters all over the front of his clothes. "AND THAT IS FOR KIDNAPPING ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD PIE WAR!!!!" I stomp forwards, glad that I kept my combat boots on last night, and step down on one of his black wings, hard. He yelps, and tries to scoot away across the roof, but I stomp down on the other one as well and shove my face right in his. 

"Don't ever," I say, practically whispering. "Do that again. Do you hear me? EVER." I dig my right heel down and give Feisty's wing an extra twist, just for good measure. 

"I'm sorrysorrysorrysorry!" he whimpers. I turn away, satisfied with his punishment, when his whispers something else. "I just... I think I kind of like you."

I whirl back around, astounded, but he's already gone. Did he really just say that? Does Feisty really, really truly have a crush on me? And now that I think about it... Well, I just might, just maybe, maybe possibly, have a crush on him back. Maybe.  

You do not want to know how much of my life I wasted on making this.