Greetings, pi

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Greetings, pi

Greetings, pitiful scum. I am Cho's new AE. She calls me stuffed shirt, but no matter. For I, Thorn, shall rule the world very soon. I am a power far greater than Voldemort or Devil Owl. 

I have the power of the eldunari at my side. 

Now, ye pitiful Chatterboxers, show me my new s-allies.

Thorn, shut up. You're an idiot as well as a stuffed shirt.

Bah. You're a stuffed shirt.

AM NOT!

I don't have time to argue with you, silly fool. Now, gaze upon my MAGNIFICENCE!

Like I said before, shut up, or I'm going to end this post.

Humph.

I forgot. The file attachment doesn't work when you're making a new thread.

YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE!!!

Y'know, you sound an awful lot like Murtagh.

Who's Murtagh? 

submitted by Cho, E-THORN!!, age Thornisbet, tterthantherestofCho'sAEs
(May 31, 2016 - 10:48 am)

Hi!!! I'm Pellucid. I am (possibly?) the only living statue on the CB. And aren't eldunari barfed-up dragon souls? Eurgh. Anyway, welcome! 

submitted by Pellucid
(May 31, 2016 - 2:45 pm)

Weeell ... that's the vulgur way of putting it. 

(Hey Pellucid! Do you wanna help me get rid of this goody-two shoes?)

I HEARD THAT!!!! 

submitted by Cho, E-THORN!!
(May 31, 2016 - 4:29 pm)

Most certainly. Oh, here's a pie. Want it?

submitted by Pellucid
(June 1, 2016 - 2:00 pm)

Greater than Voldemort! *gasps* Die, stuffed shirt! 

MewFour, I'm sure he didn't mean it that way-

YOU SHALL NOT INSULT MILORD IN FRONT OF ME! 

Annnnnd I'm submitting this before MewFour kills someone.  

submitted by Clouded Leopard
(May 31, 2016 - 4:48 pm)

I actually did mean it that way.

submitted by Cho, E-THORN!!
(May 31, 2016 - 7:05 pm)

Welcome I am a robot but technically you already knew that (*cough you're just CHo's AE* and yes I KNOW I AM RUINING YOUR FUN B) cough*)

Also, what is this with stuffed shirt? 

submitted by Nova, age idk
(May 31, 2016 - 4:57 pm)

I had to look it up because it sounds a little inappropriate, but "Stuffed shirt" is a metaphor that means a pompous or narcissistic person. Case in point, E-thorn.

submitted by hotairballoon
(May 31, 2016 - 6:49 pm)

*glares at Nova* I AM GREATER THAN GALBOTRIX!!

Shut up. @Nov and Nova, for some reason, I want to call Thorn a stuffed shirt, and apparently, that's his new nickname.

IS NOT!

Whatevs. 

submitted by Cho, Elsa & Co.
(May 31, 2016 - 7:07 pm)

Aw, great. Fúdìmó overheard. I just hope he won't--

WHO DARES SPEAK MY NAME?!!!!!!

Uh-oh.

 

I AM THE DARK LORD! THE GREAT ONE! HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED! HE WHO MUST NOT BE INSULTED!

E-Thorn will pay for this!!!!!!!! No Fidelius Charm can protect you now!

submitted by Mei and Co
(May 31, 2016 - 7:43 pm)

My name is not E-Thorn!! It is ... Thorn the Great and Powerful.

Come on, we're leaving. I gotta figure out how to make you stop interrupting Elsa. 

submitted by Cho, E-THORN!!
(June 1, 2016 - 6:35 am)

Oh, how nice to meet you. CBers can be a little... tactless at times, can't they? I am the most sophisticated and well manered AE on the CB, though I hate to brag.

She's very humble.

See what I mean about CBers being tactless? I do hope you won't get caught up in all the crushes and such going on.

You would  become friends with anyone who was a stuffed shirt.

Do be quiet Sprankje. It's very nice that you finally learned how to talk, but you still don't have anything intelligent to say-

CBers are tactless? What about AEs?

Why does anything I post always end up with an argument between these two?

I agree that certain lower class AEs, such as pickpockets, are utterly without tact.

Stuffed shirts are worse.

Are you insulting Thorn?

I was insulting you, but you just called him a stuffed shirt.

I was coerced.

Can I just post this? Please?

Certainly not Mirax dear. I wouldn't expect you to understand the importence of my verbal sparring with Spankje.

Verbal sparring? You even 'ave a fancy name for arguing. Amazing.

I can see that you aren't able to understand, Sprankje. Go ahead and post, Mirax. 

 

 

submitted by Mirax T., age 12, The Pulsar Skate
(June 1, 2016 - 11:13 am)

Finally, an "AE" with sense. And what's a "crush"?

Think about it. Or ask the Eldunari.

I see. Of course I won't get mixed up in all that silly nonsense!

Somehow, I think you alread have.

ChOOOOO ....

Yeeesssss?

Can ou PUH-lese get rid of Mr. Stuffed Shirt?

No! Why would you say that?! I like him!

I'll warrant you like him better than I! If so, I'm going on strike!

Yeah! We're going on strike! Let's go make a strike thread, Elsa! Wait. (What's a strike?)

I'll explain later.

Hey! I need you guys! You reflect different aspects of my personality! WAAAAAIIIITTTTT!!!! 

submitted by Cho, E-THORN!
(June 1, 2016 - 12:16 pm)

*well, someone's a bit prideful.

LOOK WHO'S TALKING!!!!!

Don't listen to them. Umm, welcome, I guess...

~WHAT AND WHY DO you gUEss? (I guess TACOS) 

Well, E-thorn is evil, and like Veronica said, a bit prideful.

*GASP* Joss is being judgemental! This is a once in a lifetime experience.

Guys, just stop. Anyways, welcome E-thorn (again.) 

submitted by Joss+Co., age 13, ME
(June 1, 2016 - 1:18 pm)

How many times do I have to tell you pitiful humans, My. Name. Is. THORN!!!!!

(Stuffed shirt) 

submitted by Thorn
(June 1, 2016 - 6:06 pm)

Welcome E-Thorn. *Whispers* Yet another AE to ruin the CB!

Puck: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BOYFRIEND DEVIL OWL!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Ok, first of all, we've reviewed this before, DEVIL OWL IS NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND. Second, DUCK!!!!!!!!!

*Itching powder bombs explode everywhere*

Ok, I'm posting this before the Wrath of Puck gets any stronger...

 

submitted by Joan and Puck, age 13, Camelot
(June 1, 2016 - 1:54 pm)