"BOO!"

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

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"BOO!"

You jump back, startled. “What the heck!” you exclaim, your hand across your pounding heart. “How dare—oh gosh you scared me out of my wits!”

Well this just figures. It’s the last week of October and your annoying little brother is already playing tricks on you. This year it looks like it’s the hide-then-jump-out-from-inside-a-closet prank.

“Ha ha!” he says, doubling over with laughter. “You should’ve seen your face . . .”

You press your lips together, your emotions fuming as you grab the mask off his face.  You narrow your eyes at it. It’s kinda scary looking, but in an odd way. It’s not of anything or anyone, but just a gauzy, black shadow. Curiosity replaces your anger, and you ask what creature its supposed to resemble.

He shrugs nonchalantly. “I don’t know.”

You stare at him. “I bet you stole it.” You’re joking and not at the same time.

He rolls his eyes. “Pfft no. I just found it on our doorstep when I went out to get the paper yesterday.”

You consider interrogating him some more, until you notice the other side of the mask, the part that goes over your face. You sigh and wave your hand, allowing you criminal brother to go free.

Once he’s out of view, you flip the mask over, and scrawled in a large print in black, permanent marker, is a message. Your instincts tell you that you’re the only one who can read it.

___

Dear Chatterboxer, 

Ghosts, goblins, ghouls, only a few of the monsters that dare to venture out. Of course they're not real, right? Just people in costumes . . . anyway. You're cordially invited to a party celebrating the spookiest time of the year! Not just any party, a very unique and special one. You'll have fun, of course; nothing more. You can crash the party anytime, but I'd like a starting point of seven CBers, one AE and CAPTCHA each. Oh, and please specify everyone's gender and species. Instead of packing stuff, you get to describe your dream costume (yep, your companions can have them, too)! My services will pick you up a week from now, also known as Halloween Eve. And remember, this will be different!

Sincerely,

Mwa Ha Ha

 

P.S. You can start guessing who I am anytime; but look closely! I just gave you a big hint! 

___

 

Wow, you immediately think, there aren't even any asterisks! You grin. Maybe this will be different . . . 

submitted by Mwa Ha Ha, age ?, CB Halloween Party
(June 26, 2016 - 9:11 am)

I'll post soon, I've been fiddling around with some other writing habits. I definitely won't forget about this, though!

submitted by Mwa Ha Ha
(July 7, 2016 - 1:07 am)

And yes, Brookiera can join!

submitted by Mwa Ha Ha
(July 7, 2016 - 11:51 am)

Finally! Btw I'm changing this to first peron because thinking of synonyms for figure and person is hard.

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2.

"So . . . ," began Booksy Owl, "we're not taking a bus?" 

"One with the Nightmare Before Christmas logo?" asked Sydney.

I shook my head. "Nope. We're taking broomsticks."

"Ooh!" is this like Harry Potter?" Arwen said. "Are we gonna have the party at Hogwarts?" 

I shook my head again. "Sadly, no. Spooky people have been using broomsticks way before HP ever came along." 

"Wait," said Booksy, "you said 'have been,' as if they really were. Scary creatures really don't exist, right?" 

I shrugged. "Who knows," I replied with a chilling voice.

Jarwen stared at me with a slightly terrified look. The statement sent chills up Quill's spine, and made her grip her spear a little more hard.

"Time to board," I announced quickly. I reached for one of the brooms and held it horizontally. I lifted a leg over the wooden part and sat on it, my body still hovering above the ground. 

"Come," I said, gesturing at them. "It's easier than it looks." 

They gasped in awe and quickly grabbed their own.

Before I could tell them what to do next, a sudden cry peirced the night like an arrow.

I darted my head in the noise's direction and saw two figures racing towards us.

"Ah, Will!" said Ashlee. "Glad you could make it."

"Whoa," whispered Booksy Owl, "is that some sort of sniper gun?"

"It's filled with pies," he explained, out of breath. "Rufus, come on!"

The dragon lagged behind, lugging a large blaster of some sort. Quill could only imagine it contained pies. 

"Oh dear," said  Saphira, "looks like Mwa ha ha only brought ten broomsticks."

"Well this is gonna be awkward," said Will T.

"I think we can do this," Booksy Owl offered helpfully. She did some quick calculations in her head. "Hmm, yes. Rufus and Will can share a broom, Arwen and Jarwen wil share one, Ashlee will have to ride with her companions, and the rest of the CAPTCHAs will have to ride with either their CBers or their AE's."

"Very good," I said, "thank you."

She blushed and swung her basket onto a broom. "Well, let's go!"

"Ah," I said, "Now all you have to do is think about what you want your broom to  do. It will only follow direction orders, so you don't have to worry about focusing."

Everyone nodded and boarded their transportation.

"Well, let's go! We don't have all night!" called Saphira.

Poofball used herlittle paws to hold onto Ashlee's shoulders tightly as the started to rise from the ground.

Smoke didn't come from the broom's end, bt it was still just as magical. A loud frish could be heard, and the CNers were soon flying high above in the sky. They raced passed the moon, casting glowing silhouettes. The stars twinkled like fireworks, and Sydney felt so close to one it seemed as if she could reach out and touch it.

They went by little houses, even the biggest one looking like ants. Nobdoy noticed them of course. The sliver of a moon shed little light, and the world was already fast alseep on Halloween's Eve. 

___

Don't worry, I'll put Brookiera and Kate in super soon 

submitted by Mwa Ha Ha, age ?, CB Halloween Party
(July 8, 2016 - 7:12 am)

It is going great so far! Quill is terrified of the broomsticks but tries not to show it. She said this is more of a Zeon thing.

submitted by Ashlee G., Halloween Party
(July 8, 2016 - 10:12 am)

top!

submitted by top
(July 8, 2016 - 7:13 am)

agaib

submitted by again top
(July 8, 2016 - 7:13 am)

e.e

submitted by really
(July 8, 2016 - 7:13 am)

Yay, broomsticks! That got impressively poetic at the end, actually. I want to touch a star. Unless, of course, we are in Stormhold and the stars are people. In which case, I want to talk to a star and maybe also talk to Yvaine and Tristan.

Oh, wait...people are going to eventually have to die, aren't they? Great. Thanks for ruining the party, paranoia.  

submitted by SydneySong, age 13, On a Broomstick!
(July 8, 2016 - 11:59 am)

WAIT. We are allowed to start guessing, right? After reading the last line where you said you would add in Brookaria and Kate soon, I realized - one other person has said a similar line elsewhere.

That person was St. Owl.

So, if we are allowed to start guessing, are you St. Owl? 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, Halloween Party
(July 8, 2016 - 7:45 pm)

Cardinal says "owun". You know someone named Owen? Who's that?

submitted by May Kate-the-Great , age Join???, Please???
(July 9, 2016 - 3:58 pm)

ehhh why must I skip so many days... btw, I'm not St. Owl! And yeah, you can guess any time. 

3.

As the CBers flew high overhead, Quill steadily leaned over the side, hoping nobdoy would get pushed off. She had heard scary stories about people dying on trips like these. 

She blinked several times, and suddenly remembered that she was terrified of heights. And broomsticks. No, she said to herself not-so-reassuringly, this is more of a Zeon thing. Me, Quill, amd not afra---

Before she knew it, there was a loud hurling sound and a giant glob of green goop coming from Quill's mouth. 

"EWW!" cried Hazelle. "That is most utterly disgusting." 

The AE quickly wiped her hand across her mouth. "Sorry," she wheezed.

"I wonder who's head that landed on," Jarwen asked.  

"Oh dear goodness . . . , " groaned Ashlee.

"Let's just hope nobody falls off one of these things . . . ," whispered Booksy.

"Right," I said, "and we will be arriving at the mansion in three . . . two . . . one." I grinned as I made my broom float slowly down to the ground.

"How long will this party last?" Will asked curiously.

"That depends," I said.

We approached the large, dark mansion, and out of the corner of my eye and noticed the CBers gulp nervously. The watched as ferocious gargoyles peered down at them from their rooftop perches. Spiderwebs, real and fake, were strung intricately along the windows. Several laterns hung around the door, flies trapped inside.

"Whoa," mumbled Poofball, pointing one of her flappy arms to the left of the building, "isss that grave yard?"

Hazel nodded. "Look like iitt."

The tiny CAPTCHAS shuddered. 

"Well," let's go in already!" said Booksy excitedly. How, she though, could anything bad happen to someone with cute braids and a hat? She rapped her knuckles on the middle pf the door, ignoring the large griffin knocker.

Suddenly, the black double-doors swung openly slowly, their hinges creaking mysteriously.

"Uhh," she said nervously, "is that supposed to happen?"

I gasped slightly. "Um, noooo. The spooky looks are just for show . . . ?"

"Someone's obviously already inside," announced Rufus, preparing his pie blaster. "To open the door."

"Right," said Booksy Owly. "Let's just go in."

We took a deep breath and slowy stepped over the dusty threshold, wondering what we would find. A large spider, with a red hourglass shape on it, scurried by our feet. In the center of the living room, which was surprisngly clean, was a large, Victorian-style chair sitting in the middle. The only thing visible was the top of someone's head. 

"Announce yourselves!" yelled Rufus, bringing his pie rifle to eye level.

"Hello," said a dramatically fake, scary sounding voice. The chair swiveled around, and before anyone could do anything, Rufus, immediately unleashed the filling of his gun at the figure.

"Hey!" said Will, "we didn't even get to figure out who it is yet!" he grabbed the weapon from his AE's hands. Or claws.

"Ughhhh," graoned the person. "dang it, I was just about to put on a show!" They're fake-spooky-dramatic voice was gone, revealing that of a girl. She stood up front the chair and tried to wipe the whipped cream and sticky fruit filling from her clothes.

"Excuse me," I said, "how did you get in? And who are you?"

The person bowed and flicked a stick under her clothes. "I am . . . Kate. The. Great."

 

 

submitted by Mwa Ha Ha, age ?, CB Halloween Party
(July 11, 2016 - 2:40 am)

Great job on the story! Too bad though, I really had a feeling you were St. 

submitted by Ashlee G., age 15, Halloween Party
(July 11, 2016 - 12:08 pm)

top

submitted by Top
(July 11, 2016 - 2:41 am)

TOP COUGH

submitted by Top
(July 11, 2016 - 2:42 am)

LOVE IT!!!

 

 

 

P.S. Cardinal says "urpf". I'm not Poofball!  

submitted by Kate-the-Great
(July 11, 2016 - 10:41 am)