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Hello innocent Cbers and AEs and Captchas and Aeptchas and Capchaes and AE Captchas, I have a surprise for you.
I own a large, rather expensive, hotel. I do belive there were some.. antics with Deus Ex Machina and somebody I would rather not say.
So I am inviting you to my luxorious hotel on 1950's San Fransico. Please, bring nothing, everythinbg will be supplied.
So I herby commence: Alfred Hitchcock Ski Lodge Two!
Guess the murderer, by all means. I will give the correct guesser a lovebird...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
submitted by Ajani, age Gared's AE
(February 11, 2017 - 11:18 pm)
(February 11, 2017 - 11:18 pm)
I'll come with my AEs (all female) Gossamer and Fia, as well as my CAPTCHA... Hmm. Should I take Fleetfoot or Muriel?
Ahh... I'll go with Muriel.
I can't wait!
(February 13, 2017 - 11:18 am)
I'm kicking everything off my list except Ember and my sketchbook. I won't need anything else.
(February 13, 2017 - 12:53 pm)
TOP!
(February 13, 2017 - 5:58 pm)
(February 14, 2017 - 6:08 pm)
Hitchcock Ski Lodge Two
Day One
Several limousines pulled up in front of the hotel. CBers and AEs walked out, and walked in through the golden double doors. Inside, a rich red velvet carpeting stretched for what seemed like -Deus Ex Machina crept through the empty rooms, decided who would get a weapon- miles.
“Welcome to my hotel.” A small tabby cat said. “I hope you don’t get killed too early.”
CUE CREEPY ORGAN MUSIC.
Everyone was shown to their rooms, which had a -Deus Ex Machina watched as the murderer picked up their weapon- large bed, a wardrobe, and a bananatatoe. Only one person found its use: making a baked bananatatoe split.
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Kestrel, poor, innocent Kestrel, thought she should explore. Sadly, the hotel had MANY SECRET PASSAGEWAYS. (HINT) And she saw the -Deus Ex Machina gave the murderer a logic bomb, who threw it at Connie- a horrible monster. It resembled the letters X and D, and was jumping around like a dying fish, and it immediately killed five of Kestrel's neurons. Then, the murderer took a knife, and threw it into XD’s back. XD immediately died, and Kestrel ran over to see if she could help.
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Icy was walking around when she saw the body of Connie. She started calling for help. Everyone ran out, but nobody could decided what killed her, until Ajani came.
“SHe has been killed by a logic bomb. That is very deadly for an AE.” He said.
“MY AE!” elementgir18917 cried.
“One Shall Passn.” Gandafl cired.
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“BANG!” Jack’s door went. Jack cautiously opened the door. Outside, there was a mini black hole. Jack ran.
Death Toll; One
(February 14, 2017 - 9:28 pm)
Brilliant! But rest in peace dear Connie...
Oh, sweet little Connie, how dare this ruinous murderer end your life with such things such as logic bombs? How on earth does logic kill in the first place?
Oh, logic kills everything, Quill!
Excuse me?
*coughs, ignoring Quill* RIP dude.
(February 14, 2017 - 10:51 pm)
*eyes fill with tears* *sobs*
My sweet little Connie!
And just btw, Connie isn't an AE. She's a CAPTCHA. Or was.
gost
You're a ghost now? Ok...
(February 15, 2017 - 7:50 am)
Oh, sorry about that. Thanks for letting me know.
(February 15, 2017 - 11:35 am)
Day Two
Treble Clef and Estella walked out into the hallway. They looked at the -the murderer clutched a dagger, and advanced- rich carpeting and lovely lamps. Then they saw the message on the walls. It was written in dripping blood:
“Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes The wøndërful telephøne system And mäni interesting furry animals, Including the majestik møøse A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti.”
The blood made the letters look ominously stupid, and clearly this was from the opening credits of… The Lego Batman Movie!
This is the management, and the people responsible for the story have been sacked.
Back a’ the wranchk, o’r bwarve an’ intwepid cowyboyz has justed encoutres the wrattlesnak. Wha’ they goinna do ‘bout it?
This is the management of the management. The management and the people who sacked the first people have been sacked.
Suddenly, Bass Clef lunged forward on Treble Clef, and Allesta ran at Estella. Ajani ran out, and threw a marge vass, telekinetically, at Bass Clef, just in time to hear a scream.
Spread on the floor was Stan. A faint tune could be heard: the Can-Can song.
“Well, that’s what did the damage. The Can-Can cheesiness has infected Stan!” Ajani said.
“MY AE!” Riddler yelled.
“CAN CAN CAN YOU DO THE CAN CAN CAN YOU DO THE CAN CAN?” The Can-Can yelled.
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Leafpool walked into the pool. Little did she know: “CAN CAN CAN YOU DO THE CAN CAN CAN YOU DO THE CAN CAN CAN YOU DO THE CAAAAAN?” The Can-Can yelled.
“I can not do the Can-Can.” Leafpool replied.
“YOU HAVE DEFILED THE SACRED POOL OF THE CAN-CAN!” The Can-Can yelled.
The pool began to turn into lava.
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Arwen and Serene felt very bad. Their CBer had died before thay had, which seemed somewhat wrong.
Then, everyone in the Ski Lodge helped to throw the Can-Can off the room, effectively ending the annoyance.
(Moose thingy from Monty Python’s Holy Grail.)
Death Toll: Two
(February 15, 2017 - 11:38 am)
What on earth am I reading?!
Børk børk, gib Åland, Svenska stronk, etc. Days since last fourth wall break: Zero.
(February 15, 2017 - 7:22 pm)
Leafpool, nooo! First Connie then Leafpool... *Slams head in pillow* Make this nightmare stop!
(February 15, 2017 - 7:05 pm)
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DO MORE!!!!!!!!!
(February 17, 2017 - 3:08 pm)
WHOEVER GRUESOMELY KILLED MY SWEET, INNOCENT LITTLE CAPTCHA WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(February 18, 2017 - 7:56 am)
Heya. Don't let this thread die. Post another day. Cmon. Dépêche toi! Por favor.
(February 18, 2017 - 11:37 am)
top pot pot top
(February 19, 2017 - 7:31 am)