You walk swiftly

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

You walk swiftly

You walk swiftly across the moonlit path, the breeze slightly ruffling your hair. It’s almost midnight, and you are anxious to get home. As you stumble around the corner, a dreary parchment poster pinned onto a street light catches your eye. Squinting in the darkness, you make out the words: “Step right up to LilyPad’s fortune telling tent! I will predict your future based on only a short quiz (that may or may not have anything to do with your future).

“1. How old are you?

2. What would you like to be when you grow up? (Undecided is ok) 

3. Would you say you were lucky?

4. What are you most into?

A. Sport

B. Music

C. School

5. Which appeals to you the most:

A. A cozy cottage tucked away in the woods. You may not see people often, but you prefer to live a quite life on your own.

B. An apartment right in the centre of the city. You don’t mind the busy city and the traffic right by your window if it means you can spend time with and meet new people every day!

C. A simple hut in the corner of a sea-side village. You live far away from the city and you have never known another life to lead but your own, but you love to live simply and enjoy the company of those around you.”

Finally you make out tiny writing at the bottom of the poster that is just big enough to read. 

Any results you receive may not actually be connected to the truth in any way.”

submitted by LilyPad
(January 31, 2018 - 12:24 am)

This is hilarious! Great work Lilypad!

submitted by Chinchilla
(February 5, 2018 - 5:17 pm)