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You are peeling
You are peeling a particulerly large orange-apple-melon (a common CB fruit) when you see that on the inside of it is not actually orange-apple-melon flesh. it's a...box? you frown and reach inside, muttering something about how CB mailmen CAN'T JUST TAKE THE MAIL TO THE DARN MAILBOX. you open the box. inside is a letter, a orange-apple-melon seed, a badge, a pair of dirty socks, and some orange-apple-melon slices. you pop one of the orange-apple-melon slices into your mouth, grin because it tastes amazing and open the letter. It reads:
I, the Pilot, cordially invite you and your AEs to the first voyage of the HMSS (Her Majesty's StarShip) Sunbeam. The Sunbeam has many different facilitys, including:
Virtual Reality Center (For those who like to do things like jumping off buldings in VR. personally, it would make me dizzy)
Laser Tag Arena (run by the head archer and nature officer.)
Party Center (Run by the Party-Planning officer. duh.)
Library (Head librarian: The Copilot)
Nature Rooms (For the wild part of us, run by the head archer and nature officer.)
Bathrooms (Men and woman's)
And much, much more!
Signed repectfully,
The Pilot
PS. to get to the Sunbeam, simply put on the socks, tap them together three times, and say: "There's no place like the HMSS Sunbeam, There's no place like the HMSS Sunbeam, There's no place like the HMSS Sunbeam."
you look at the socks, groan, and see more writing apear on the letter
PPS. we're sorry for the smell, these were the Part-Planning Officer's socks until we enchanted them.
You sigh, then wonder if there will be any murders.
PPS. We will not take ANY responsibility for any murders, attempted murders, or fatalities from the smell of the Party-Planning Officer's socks.
you smirk, then decide not to go, then more writing apears.
PPPS. the badge will blow up your house -with you in it- if you don't come.
"I'm coming!" you yell "No need to blow up my house!"
you hurriedly pack and do the whole dirty-sock-tapping-chant thing and find yourself in your room.
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As you probably figured out, this is a Ski-Lodge! password is Sunbeam.
Here's the sign-up sheet:
Name:
Age (For AEs, just say how old thay look. #AEsareageless):
Gender:
CB apearence:
Personality:
CBer/AEs:
CAPTCHA:
CAPTCHA apearence:
Luggage(Non-lethal weapons are allowed, though me and my officers may or may not have potentially lethal ones.):
Password:
Other:
Just so you know, we will be in space the entire time, and pulling a River Song would be diffucult. unless you are actually, well, River Song. or any of the Doctor's companions.
The Sunbeam is actually a TARDIS disguised as a Starship, but that doesn't really matter.
Have fun!
submitted by The Pilot & Officers, age meh. ;), HMSs Sunbeam
(February 18, 2018 - 11:08 pm)
(February 18, 2018 - 11:08 pm)
My candles!
(February 21, 2018 - 2:25 pm)
there was a crowd of CBers outside of the docking platform, yelling things like "I've been waiting an HOUR!!!!" as Quirker hurried up "Sorry guys, i think they're waiting for me." as he said that, the door open and robotic arms came out, scanning people's retinas to make sure they were who they SAID they were, and then the retina scanners retracted and were replaced by robotic arms that grabbed luggage and hauled it to the people's rooms. then a robot apears in the doorway "*Zzt* i am R0B0T268, but you can call *zzt* me R0b, follow me to the *Zzt* command chamber*zzt*" it said "The *zzt* Pilot and *zzt* his officers will *zzt* meet you there" the CBers looked at each other and thought things like oh great, safety lectures, sigh. they followed R0b to the command chamber. there, there was a TARDIS console with a three people manning it, a captain's chair with it's back turned to them so they couldn't see who was sitting in it, several large computer screens, and several chairs. "Hello." said the voice in the captain's chair as it turned around, accompanied by two bolts of electricity hiting the ground on either side "I see you made it. Co-pilot, set a course for Earth in shakespear's time. Make it so." "Yes, Captain." Gen. Waffleson looked around and said "um...You really do like to mix references, don't you." "Yes Waffleson, yes i do...Party-planning officer, you're bringannoying, make it um, NOT so!" then Connie piped up "{Hungry! Hungry}" he said, and the rest of the CAPTCHAs took up the chant, including a cat captcha in the corner that was probably the Pilot's. then the AEs joined in the chant. then the CBers joined in, including the pilot. R0b then led them to the dining room, where the pilot said "Tonight we are having a beginning-voyage party!" everyone grinned and started conversing with each other. then Blue Moon asked "Are we in space yet?" and the Pilot answered "Yep!"
(February 21, 2018 - 4:15 pm)
I know who you are! You are Catsclaw.
(February 21, 2018 - 8:00 pm)
...yes. yes i am. sigh.
(February 21, 2018 - 11:10 pm)
Hey! I was going to guess that!
(February 21, 2018 - 11:13 pm)
This is my first ski lodge, so how does this work? Do we do RP type posts and the Pilot does the murdering ones? Do we guess the murderer formerly, or just have us thinking it or saying it in the post?
(February 21, 2018 - 7:52 pm)
The Pilot tells the story and we read in horror as we all die... In some other Ski Lodges, you can keep a diary, telling about the events in your own perspective, but I don't know if we're doing that here. I don't think that if you guessed who the murderer is, The Pilot would tell you, but you can try to guess anyway.
Does that answer your questions? If not, sorry.
(February 21, 2018 - 8:19 pm)
Oh, thanks Lyra!
(February 21, 2018 - 11:14 pm)
If we figure out who the murderer is, do we figure it out in-story and stop dying?
(February 22, 2018 - 1:22 pm)
yes
(February 22, 2018 - 5:52 pm)
Ha! Yes! I was right!
Hurrah, what a historic occasion. Let's let random people into our house and do dumb stuff.
Ha, let's not.
Some sense. Remarkable.
So much so that you remarked upon it.
You're often correct.
Why, thank you!
As often as not.
Yeah, pretty much. Unless... No, no semantics.
Yeah.
Agreed.
(February 23, 2018 - 4:53 pm)
CAN I STILL JOIN?! PLEASEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!
Name: SopranoTwo or Soprano for short
Age (For AEs, just say how old they look. #AEsareageless): 13 1/2
Gender: Female, she/her
CB appearance: really long, wavy, dark blonde hair, pale skin, green eyes, a million freckles, on the taller side of average, slim, small feet, long limbs, rounded square crystal (this just means clear not that they're made out of crystal XD) glasses... that's the gist
Personality: sarcastic, easy natural sense of humor, quick wit, good at math, loves writing and reading (duh), loving, a good person to have long talks with, passionate and willing to fight for what she believes in, loves to sing and is rather good at it (see the name), etc.
CBer/AEs: no AEs
CAPTCHA: Mudge!
CAPTCHA appearance: sort of like a weird fluffy cloud kind of cat with bunny ears and a velvety tail (like a dog?), changes colors depending on mood, really really furry, is more of a pet than anything else... wow I suck at explaining but uh yeah
Luggage (Non-lethal weapons are allowed, though my officers and I may or may not have potentially lethal ones.): everything I might need... no time to fill this out I'm afraid XD
Password: Sunbeam!
Other: Please let me join? PLEEEAAAASSEEEEE?!!!!!??!???!!!!
(February 23, 2018 - 3:59 pm)
Yes you can.
(February 23, 2018 - 9:53 pm)
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you <3
(February 24, 2018 - 4:23 pm)