Ski Lodge: The

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Ski Lodge: The

Ski Lodge: The Zookeepers

“You have been CHOSEN!
You, yes, YOU, are one of a very FEW and LUCKY group of kids who have been CHOSEN for the FIRST TEST GROUP of Minimacorps® NEW Junior Zookeeper Program, ALL EXPENSES PAID!  There will be LEADERSHIP SKILLS, ANIMALS, FUN, and not to mention TOTALLY  AWESOME BRAGGING RIGHTS!  Just contact JuniorZK to request a form and all the appropriate waivers for this ABSOLUTELY AMAZING Summer Camp!  ACT NOW, the sign up ends MONDAY at MIDNIGHT.” 

You can’t help but notice that the glossy letter you’re holding doesn’t actually say anything of real substance. Why would you ever even consider sending the e-mail, much less signing up?

I don’t know, you did it, not me.

The response e-mail pops up an hour later.  The subject line and body are blank, with two attachments.
“PACKING LIST!
~ One backpack of whatever essentials you deem necessary!
(ALL uniforms, food, and toiletries WILL be provided FREE OF CHARGE!)”

“RULES!
~ No thievery, please!
~ No violence or murder, please!
~ No cell phones, please! 
~ No magic, please!
~ No adult supervision, please!  This rule is NOT creepy, so don’t you worry ;)

~ Pets are absolutely welcome!

Signature: ________________________”

Name:

Age:

Three defining personality traits:

Appearance:

Backpack Contents:

Pet(s) (if any):

How you convinced (or didn’t) you Parents/Guardian to let you go:

Two Favorite Animals:

Would you break the rules?:


This is going to be fairly short, so only one Cber OR one AE per person.  Sign ups end on Monday at midnight central time, or when there are fifteen people lure- I mean, signed up.

*cough*

submitted by The Zookeeper, Minimacorps HQ
(May 5, 2018 - 3:55 pm)

Name: Poison Shadeslayer

Age: 13 (is this too old?)

Three defining personality traits: Slytherin, quiet till you know her, and strange. (I don't know if this is exactly what you meant, but I tried, so sorry)

Appearance: Tall and slender, shoulder-length brown hair with poison green streak, grey-blue eyes with gold around pupils, black glasses, sharpie covered shorts, doctor who t-shirt, and sherlock hoodie.

Backpack Contents: Sketchbook, pencils, notebook, small dagger, earbuds, and ipod touch.

Pet(s) (if any): Small silver wolf

How you convinced (or didn’t) you Parents/Guardian to let you go: What parents/guardians?

Two Favorite Animals: Wolves and Dragons (u=yes these do exist, but if that doesn't work, I like cats too)

Would you break the rules?: Depends on the rules. Probably.


submitted by Poison, age 13
(May 5, 2018 - 5:26 pm)

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submitted by Top
(May 5, 2018 - 10:08 pm)

When I first saw this, I thought it was called "Ski Lodge: THE MOVIE"

 

 

 

 

That needs to be a thing. 

submitted by Alizarine
(May 15, 2018 - 2:31 pm)

There used to be an e-mail address for our orginization in the letter, but though it was fake, it was removed (this DOES make sense).  It's a little unclear without it, but now you know ;)

We don't publish even fake email addresses, because we'd have to check each one submitted to see if it was real or fake and we don't have the time to do that.

Admin

submitted by ...
(May 5, 2018 - 10:12 pm)

Signature: ___Vyolette______

Name: Vyolette, said as Vee-o-LET. You can call me Vy. : ) 

Age: Looks to be around 15

Three defining personality traits: Is a good leader, doesn't crack under pressure, and has a sense of humor (But not like, cracking jokes every two seconds, or anything like that.)

Appearance: Electric-green eyes, coppery-brown hair with layers and side bangs that reaches about collar-bone length. Is tall and athletically thin. Wears stud earrings in the shape of musical notes, washed-out capris, comfy loafers, and a purple high-low style top. I also always carry around retractable knitting needles tucked into my back pocket. And yes, they are sharp. Very

Backpack Contents: High-powered flashlight, camera, notebooks and pens, journal, fluffy blanket, pillow, an unending supply of milk chocolate, and the book Renegades, by Marissa Meyer. 

Pet(s) (if any): Agatha, my tortoiseshell cat. (She's usually a CAPTCHA, but for this let's just have her be my pet.) 

How you convinced (or didn’t) you Parents/Guardian to let you go: ...Parents? I haven't seen any parents on the CB, have you? We're all loners. XD 

Two Favorite Animals: Foxes and Kiwis (Look it up. It's not the fruit kind.)

Would you break the rules?: If a friend of mine were in trouble, yes. If people were sneaking out just to have some fun, no. 

submitted by Vyolette
(May 6, 2018 - 8:08 am)

ANIMALSSS

Yes I am so totally joining this!!! Are we allowed to guess you, @The Zookeeper?

Name: Micearenice (goes by Mice)

Age: 15

Three defining personality traits: Calm/levelheaded, good with animals, caring and generally feels the need to protect others.

Appearance: Shoulder-length wavy blonde-brown hair. Freckles on face; wears glasses; green eyes. Wears light-colored clothing and favors sandals but also boots/thick shoes when needed.

Backpack Contents: Mouse food, camera for taking pictures, hat, sunscreen, beef jerky, spray bottle/fan thingy for hot days, various animal info books, rubber hair bands, a journal, ostrich food (okay now my backpack weighs a ton), rubber boots, leather gloves. Also, normal clothing. And a sleeping bag, just in case.

Pet(s) (if any): I'm bringing my riding ostrich named Cassy (if that's all right...do they have to be fairly normal pets?) and my three ADORABLE trained mice named Chip (brown, long-haired, male), Millet (white, red eyes, male), and Hazel (brown, female). The mice do varoius tricks and are well-behaved, so don't worry, they won't run away and raid the pantries.

How you convinced (or didn’t) you Parents/Guardian to let you go: Well. They know I love animals and this looked like a great opportunity. And the rules were totally not creepy!

Two Favorite Animals: Tigers and ferrets.

Would you break the rules?: Of course not! Unless the rule was absolutely ridiculous, and/or someone's life depended on me breaking it.

submitted by Micearenice, Atop an Ostrich
(May 6, 2018 - 8:51 am)

Ooh, fun!

Name: Quill

Age: 14

Three defining personality traits: Curious, creative, and always has some sort of plan.

Appearance: Long, dark brown wavy hair usually in a ponytail or dutch braid, hazel-ish eyes, freckles, wears denim shorts, a deathly hallows t-shirt, and old converse. Wears a charm bracelet on left wrist.

Backpack contents: Ranger's Apprentice books, notebook and pen, newsboy cap, pocketknife, and an extra-large bag of peanut m&ms.

Pet(s): My owl, Azurelle. She's trained to deliver messages.

How you convinced your parent/guardian: I didn't?

Two favorite animals: Canadien geese and giraffes.

Would you break the rules?: Depends. If it was for a good reason, yes.

submitted by Quill
(May 6, 2018 - 1:17 pm)

Signature: "R Person___________________”

Name: Random Person

Age: 12

Three defining personality traits: Smart, artistic, eccentric

Appearance: Brunette hair streaked with pink; Schuyler Sisters t-shirt, torn light-blue jeans, caramel eyes, pointed ears, shorter than normal, blue dot earrings

Backpack Contents: Laptop, charger, lithium battery, phone, a whole ton of books

Pet(s) (if any): My CAPTCHA Gigi

How you convinced (or didn’t) you Parents/Guardian to let you go: I didn't

Two Favorite Animals: Tardigrade, Panda

Would you break the rules?: YES

submitted by Random Person, age 1-100, Somewhere
(May 6, 2018 - 2:11 pm)

Name: Aspen

Age: 12

Three defining personality traits: Introverted, creative, positive, and one more if it’s okay, loyal

Appearance: Longish, somewhat wavy, dirty blonde hair with a lot of different underlying blonde tones to it, lower half of hair dyed pure silver, a fair complexion, greenish blue eyes

Backpack contents: Laptop with cord, several fantasy novels, notebooks, pens, and changes of clothes, a bow and arrows

Pet(s) if any: My winged fox CAPTCHA Azkiel

Two favorite animals: Wolf, horse

Would you break the rules?: Maybe. 

submitted by Aspen
(May 6, 2018 - 6:12 pm)

I'm actually making my answer to the last question, I would definitely use magic but wouldn’t break any other rules. 

And I accidentally skipped one: My parents let me go after I convinced them that it would be okay 

submitted by Aspen
(May 6, 2018 - 6:17 pm)

I'm so joining!!! I'm also brining Shadow my AE so I'll do her charrie sheet as well.

Name: Moonfrost

Age: 13

Three defining personality traits: Extuseastic, happy, doesn't worry

Apperance: Pale white skin, long black hair, deep dark blue eyes, and a blue butterfly clip in hair.

Backpack Contents: Dagger, books, sketchbooks, journal, computer, other important stuff.

Pet(s) (if any): Holly! My orange cat (BTW she's my CAPCHA)  

How you convinced (or didn't) your Parents/Gaurdian to let you go: I have no parents/gaurdians.

Two Favorite Animals: Turtles and griffons!

Would you break the rules: If I must.

Here's Shadow's sheet. 

Name: Shadow

Age" #AEsAreAgeless

Three defining personality traits: sarcasict, impulsive, loud

Apperance: Pulsing black and purple skin/hair/clothes. She has her hair pulled up in a ponytail and purple eyes.

Backpack Contents: Her cat journal. NOT TRUE!!

Pet(s) (if any): Holly

How you convinced (or didn't) your Parents/Gaurdian to let you go: I got dragged along for this.

Two Favorite Animals: Horses and cats. THIS IS ALSO NOT TRUE!!!

Would you break the rules: Well duh!  

 

submitted by Moonfrost, age Who Cares?, Mars
(May 7, 2018 - 10:41 am)
submitted by Top, of the World
(May 7, 2018 - 5:03 pm)

At twelve midnight, the signups for Minimacorps® Junior Zookeeper program ended.

At 12:01, a lime green tour bus showed up at each of the applicants homes.  A cool female voice spoke out of the bus’s built in loudspeaker as soon as the clock hit 12:02.

“Hello, and welcome to the first stage of Minimacorps Junior Zookeeper program.  We ask you to kindly step onto the Minimacorps Junior Zookeeper Deluxe Travel Bus.  We will wait no longer than until 12:33.  There will be no second bus, so we reccommmend you come now.  It would be unfortunate for you to miss Minimacorps Junior Zookeeper Program altogether.  The time is now 12:03.  Hello, and welcome to the first stage of Minimacorp’s Junior Zookeeper Program.  We ask you kindly…” The bus began to repeat itself.

By 12:15, three applicants were on the bus that had pulled up in front of their home.

By 12:25, five people were sitting on one of the squashy, plum-colored seats in said buses.

At 12:33, the female voice said: “The time is now 12:33-“ and here is where they differed; One of them said: “You have missed your bus.  Goodbye.”  And the other six said: “Welcome to Minimacorps Junior Zookeeper program.  You are on you way to an adventure like you have never seen before.”  

All of the buses started to play “Lollipop” for their passenger.  “Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli lollipop…” sang the chorus of buses as they each pulled out simultaneously and drove off into the night.

At 7:00 AM, all seven buses pulled into the immaculate courtyard of the Minimacorps® Junior Zookeeper Hotel.

Random Person hopped out of her bus first, followed by her CAPTCHA, Gigi.  Quill stood in the door for a moment before stepping down onto the parking lot.  She looked around carefully, taking in the details.  She noted that the zoo was awfully far away, that each bus had only one person in it, the signs in front of each parking space with the rules on it, and several electronic signs at regular intervals in the parking lot, all flashing insistently.
“HEAD TOWARDS THE MINIMACORPS® JUNIOR ZOOKEEPER HOTEL FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.  PLEASE DO NOT LOITER IN THE PARKING LOT…”
By this time, Aspen, Vyolette, and Poison were taking everything in as well.  

The pets got busy establishing the pecking order, and had to run to catch up with their owners as the group headed to the hotel.  The Minimacorps® Junior Zookeeper Hotel was a large, marble, sprawling mansion.  The pillars appeared to be immense statues of different animals, glowering down pompously.  Random noticed a little sadly that they seemed to have forgotten the Tardigrade.

They always do, she thought dejectedly.

Poison, on the other hand, was very pleased to see that dragons were present among the large marble animals.  The pillars were big enough to hide in rather comfortably, she decided, and resolved to check later and see if any of them were indeed hollow. Vyolette was not looking at the pillars, but she would have undoubtedly noticed the lack of kiwi birds.  Considering that one of the most noticeable elements of the pillars is what was lacking, the architect couldn’t have been too proud.

The architect was proud, though.  Not of the pillars, however.  They were proud of something far more sinister.

“Did anyone else see the buses leave?” Aspen asked uncertainly as the walked through the sliding doors.

“Yes,” said Quill

“What?” asked Random

“We-ellll”, Aspen said hesitantly, “Two of the buses turned around and left again.  I think.”

“They did,” Quill confirmed.  She started humming “Lollipop” thoughtfully.

A large monitor blinked on from the back wall, which it almost entirely covered.
“Hello, and welcome to the Minimacorps® Junior Zookeeper Hotel,” The voice spoke, accompanied by the words scrolling across the screen.  “Today we-“ the voice cut out as the words kept scrolling “Were going to have our first meeting, but it seems three of you have missed the bus.”  Aspen bit her lip thoughtfully, “So instead-“ the voice cut back in, “please follow the monitors along the halls that will guide you to your rooms.  Pets-“ the voice cut out, “may accompany you until further notice.”

At 7:36 everyone had arrived at the top floor.

By 7:37, it had been discovered that there were eight rooms, one for each of them with three left over.  The leftover rooms were quickly designated as clubhouses.

At 8:34 one of the buses returned and a girl named Micearenice dashed out with a cage of disgruntled mice under one arm and a backpack slung over the other.  She found the front door locked.

At 9:05 the second bus pulled in.  Moonfrost leaped out, followed by a lovely cat.  Shadow trudged after her, looking testy.

At 9:06 the door was still locked

At 9:10 the first victim had been chosen

 

submitted by The Zookeeper, Location: [removed]
(May 8, 2018 - 2:54 pm)

Top!

Oh no! I was late for the bus!

Can't wait to see what happens next, The Zookeeper! (Are we allowed to guess you?)

submitted by Micearenice
(May 11, 2018 - 2:16 pm)

Micearenice, feel free to guess away.  I joined CB recently, however, so it may be difficult and you needn't feel obligated to in the slightest.

~"The Zookeeper"

 

P.S. My condolences.

submitted by The Zookeeper
(May 11, 2018 - 7:41 pm)