You stretch out

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

You stretch out

You stretch out in bed, your eyes already half-closed. You've been reading for much longer than you had intended - You need to know what happens to Mark Whatney, gosh darn it - and you're quite ready to go right to sleep. But before you can, you hear a tapping at your window.

You want to ignore it, but it becomes louder and more frequent as you lay there in the dark. Finally, you throw off your covers and walk over to the window. 

There you find a tropical bird of some sort, its long beak hooked and colored in vibrant shades of yellow and orange. It seems to be carrying a paper in one curved talon. You open the window, and it extends its leg to you. You take the paper, open it up, and read:

Dearest CBer,

We cordially invite you to an exclusive vacation at Tropical Air and Wildlife Resort. For its grand opening, we choose to hand-pick guests that we feel would best benefit our resort, and therefore we request that you submit an application* before making your way to the Amazon Rainforest.

Here at Tropical Air and Wildlife Resort, we believe in the best service for all of our guests. Thus, you may expect none of the violent murder and injury that has occured at our opponents' various openings. Instead, please enjoy a stay full of sunshine, spacious trees, and poisonous snakes.

Best Wishes,

The Toucan Keeper

*See enclosed.

You read the letter through twice. "What do I have that would benefit a resort?" you ask the toucan, but it merely cocks its head at you and shoves out its other leg.

Here, you see a form:

Name:

Pronouns:

Appearance:

Personality:

Packing List:

Other:

Please fill in this form and send it in as soon as possible, because spots are limited to a total of 10 CBers, not counting companions they choose to accompany them.

Best Wishes,

The Toucan Keeper

Bemused, you fill out the information and clumsily tie it onto the leg of your toucan. As it spreads its wings to fly away, a peculiar sensation comes over you. By the time the bird has made it through the window, you are splayed out on the floor, unconscious . . . 

submitted by The Toucan Keeper
(August 17, 2018 - 9:12 pm)

Finally, a toucan Ski Lodge! Reserving!

submitted by General Waffleson
(August 18, 2018 - 10:27 am)

You can't have a quality ski lodge without toucans.

Top!

submitted by The Toucan Keeper
(August 18, 2018 - 1:00 pm)

So very true. I agree wholeheartedly.

Name: General Waffleson (Or just Waffleson)

Pronouns: Male, He/him/his

Appearance: I have mid-length dark brown hair that flits around in little tufts. I would be wearing a gold jacket with a waffle pattern on it and tan cargo pants. My eyes are a green-gold combo and I have small indents around my nose and under my eyes from lack of sleep.

 

Personality: I'd say that I'm very quirky, random, and extroverted, but that's not always true. I can be quick to criticize and I'm easily irritated. I enjoy being around other people much more than being on my own, but I recharge best on my own. I'm also a bit of a dork, with about 7,000,000 fandoms to keep track of. I like music and often can't go a week without discovering a new indie rock band that's secretly awesome. I'd like to describe myself as funny because I like being funny, but sometimes my jokes are awful. Not inappropriate, just bad.

Packing List: My hat collection, a copious amount of pretzels (ski lodge tradition), my iPod, drawing supplies and paper, plenty of birdseed for the toucans, a rubber duck, an acorn, 7 walnuts, and a fuzzy weasel toy. Also clothes and toiletries and stuff. Also Kilp, my pet Toucanicorn CAPTCHA, who's very excited to go. Also the Secret Secret Book of Secret Secrecy.

Other: N/A

 

submitted by General Waffleson, age -456, The Breakfast Kingdom!
(August 18, 2018 - 3:06 pm)

Sounds... interesting. XD

Name: Vyolette, said as Vee-o-LET

Pronouns: She/her

Appearance: Collar bone-length coppery colored hair with feathery layers and side bangs. Bright, inquisitive green eyes. Tanned skin, is tall, usually wears washed-out capris and a purple high-low style top with lace-up hiking boots. I also have on stud earrings in the shape of musical notes, and a pair of retractable knitting needles tucked into my back pocket. Because you never know, am I right? ;)

Personality: Definitely introverted and tends to keep my thoughts to myself. I do, however, consider myself a good leader and a person with good communication skills. I wouldn't be one to assert myself into a conversation; if I were directly addressed, then maybe. Otherwise, I'm usually not that bold. XD 

Packing List: Fluffy blanket, pillow, change of clothes, stash of chocolate, a journal, a notebook, and gel pens, a book, anddddd... a pocket knife. 

Other: N/A I will not have any companions. 

submitted by Vyolette
(August 18, 2018 - 4:27 pm)

I reserve! Me plus a CAPTCHA and one AE!

submitted by Soren Infinity, age 27 eons, BeaconTown
(August 18, 2018 - 8:20 pm)

Reserving! I like venemous snakes!

submitted by Alizarine
(August 19, 2018 - 6:55 am)

Reserving a spot for me, a CAPTCHA and Three Æs!

submitted by June
(August 19, 2018 - 1:10 pm)

Ooh, me! Nymph, you want to come?

Whatever.

Great! 

Name: Viola?

Pronouns: She/her

Appearance: Tall and thin, with long hair and nails. Usually wears T-shirts and jeans.

Personality: Fundamentally catlike; adores elegance and desires respect but loves acting silly. Dramatic, excitable, avoidant, values understanding and enjoyment. Speaks her mind, which is terrible when watching movies. Always has an eye out for odds, ends and opportunities to say something clever or funny.

Packing list: A few changes of clothes, toiletries, her sketchbook and drawing supplies, a few novels, her diary, an encyclopedia of spells, a small first-aid kit, a flashlight with spare batteries, and popcorn money in case the popcorn isn't free.

Other: The Sticky Note Queen. Can summon and control infinite sticky notes of various shapes and sizes at will.

Do AEs require a form as well? Just in case they do: 

Name: Nymph

Pronouns: She/her

Appearance: N/A (shapeshifter)

Personality: Grumpy, irritable, sarcastic. Bluntly honest, takes things personally, and not afraid to make enemies, which can and has gotten her into trouble. Confident, impulsive, smart, arrogant, not fond of other people. Quick to judge and act. Content to either wander off stand nearby being annoying and unhelpful if a task does not immediately involve her.

Packing list: Some clothes and a notebook. Can shapeshift for just about anything else.

Other: Speaks in bold italics. Holds a grudge against Ocean Song.

submitted by Viola?, age Secret, Secret
(August 19, 2018 - 1:57 pm)

Only four spots left, please hasten to make your reservations!

Also, please do fill out application forms for any companions you may bring with you, including CAPTCHAs (the detail of this form is up to your discretion), AEs, or CAPTCHAEs.

submitted by Four Spots Left!, The Toucan Keeper
(August 19, 2018 - 9:53 pm)

Reserving!

submitted by Fireburst
(August 19, 2018 - 11:43 pm)

Oh, fun!

Name: Quill

Pronouns: She/her

Appearance: Long dark brown hair, either down or pulled into a dutch braid, with the tips dyed purple at the tips. Dark brown eyes, freckles, usually wearing a t-shirt, shorts, old converse, and a denim jacket.

Personality: Creative, curious, a bit introverted at times, quick to make friends, I like reading, writing, really anything that requires creativity. I also like hiking and nature.

Packing List: Notebook, pens and pencils, camera, pocketknife, and peanut m&ms.

Other: Nothing, really.

submitted by Quill
(August 20, 2018 - 12:33 am)

Name: June (possible changing my name :D) 

Pronouns: Interchangeable

Appearance: Chin length choppy dark dark brown and parts of it turn metallic looking in sunlight, Medium skin more on the darker side, dark brown eyes. 

Personality: Feisty, Kind, Caring, (Oof, it’s hard to describe yourself XD) Can sometimes be to trusting, other times  jumps to conclusions to fast. Despite being extroverted I’m quite shy. 

Packing List: 

-Tooth Brush

-Toothpaste

-Pomegranate Body-Wash/Shanpoo/Conditioner

-SketchBook

-Rosemary and Lemongrass home-made deodorant

-Pencil And Eraser

-Markers

-Black Jeans

-Faded Yellow Shirt With White Letters To Faded To Read

-Black Tennis Shoes With Faded Neon Green And Neon Purple Stripes On The Sides

-Self Defense Tool 

Other: ummm, nothing I guess? I’m not special XD

 

Name: Max

Pronouns: He/Him/His

Appearance: I am muscular, but it isn’t very noticeable, I have Sun-tanned light skin, blue eyes, Light (very light!) brown slightly curly hair, 

Personality: I’m funny, Outgoing, Sweet, Sporty, Colorful! 

Is that a personality? 

Yes, of course! 

Packing List:

-Tye-Dye T-Shirt 

-Light Colored Jeans

-Toothbrush 

-Toothpaste

-Body-wash/Shampoo

-Basketball shirt

-Basketball 

-Athletic shorts 

-BallCap 

-Lemon Deodorant (June Made Me Write That I Was Bringing It!!!)  

-Self Defense Tool (June made me bring it...idk why though)  

Other: He has a huge crush on Nymph. 

Do Not! 

Yes, you do. You even told her <3

*Defeated pout* 

 

Name: Raven

Pronouns: She/Her/Hers

Appearance: Long (Just past hip length) Straight Black hair, Pale skin, Blue/Green Eyes, Redish Purple Glasses. I Am Tall, with a graceful fragile sort of build, much like that of a swan. 

Personality:Very Shy, Skittish, Anxious, Socially Awkward, Self conscious, And Introverted. I also love books...

Packing List:

-My White Blousy Shoulderless Shirt

-Jean Shorts

-Ravenclaw T-Shirt

-Jeans

-LOTS of books

-Body-Wash/Shampoo/Conditioner (Bamboo scented) 

-Coconut Deodorant 

-Self Defense Tool 

Other: ...

 

Name: Silvern

Pronouns: They/Them/Theirs

Appearance: usually Turquoise Chin length Box Braids, Chocolate Brown Skin, Gold/Green/Brown eyes.

Personality: Distant, Mysterius, Can come across as Cold, Bold, Fiesty, Clever. 

Packing List:

-2 Black Hoodies 

-2 Dark Colored Jeans 

-Black Converse With White Laces

-2 Black T-Shirts 

-Bodywash/Shampoo/Conditioner (Cinimon Scented) 

-Rosemary Deodorant 

-Fencing Sword (June Tried to get me to bring a self defense tool, but settled for my fencing sword)  

 

Other: ...

 

Name: Bela

Pronouns: She/Her/Hers

Appearance: Curly Red Hair, Pink-ish skin tone, Eye color changes with moods, Bat Wings, Demon Horns, when she’s upset she grows fangs. She is about 3 but is VERY dangerous!!!

Personality: Pretty much like any toddler, gets upset when she dosent get what she wants, loves candy, Can Be uhh...hard to deal with?

Packing List:

-Pink Dress

-Pink Leggings

-Pibk Bow

-Pink shirt

-Pink shorts

-Flower Crown

-Soup/Shampoo (Rose Scented)

-White Tennis shoes with white laces

-White T-shirt

-Lil Jeans

-Self defense tool (though she dosent really need it...nobody can lay a hand on her and keep there hand)  

Other: Is super sweet! <3

 

submitted by June
(August 20, 2018 - 12:01 pm)

Only two spots left, your toucan is waiting!

Also, @June, I hope you don't mind if I use the gender neutral pronouns they/them when referring to you. I'm not able to tell when you are a certain gender, and I don't want to risk being inaccurate. :)

submitted by Two Spots Left!
(August 20, 2018 - 11:10 pm)

Yes, that’s fine! 

submitted by June
(August 22, 2018 - 9:48 am)

I want to go! 

Why? You'd die eventually.

DIE?! Why would I die?! They already said I wouldn't.

Pfffff. This is a SKI LODGE.

Whatever. It's only a literary death.

And literary is not the same thing as literal. I'm totally going!

Name: Brynn

Pronouns: She/her

Appearence: Tall and thin with grey eyes and brown hair in a thick braid. Wearing grey shorts, a fashion golden-yellow shirt, and a necklace with a sea turtle on it. 

Personality: ENFP. Extroverted, optimistic, and appreciates nonesense. Usually calm but will go crazy for the sake of having fun.

Packing list: Popcorn! And a joke book. And a toothbrush. And a sword.

Other: Nothing.

submitted by Alizarine & Co., age unknown, whereabouts uninteresting
(August 21, 2018 - 7:42 pm)