The void watches,

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

The void watches,

The void watches, you know.
It's waiting.
It's planning.
It's lurking.
And it's coming for you.

//

On June 22, two days after the summer solstice, fourteen people received an unmarked envelope containing a simple peice of paper and two small objects. It was a form, with some ordinary questions, and some, well, unordinary ones. The objects were a red paper clip bent into an X, and a tiny hard drive. If this hard drive was inserted into a computer, the following message would play:

[[Recording::START]

Hello, darling. I hope this message finds you well. You don't recognize my voice, do you? I'm sorry. We've never met... In this timeline, at least. But you'll understand that once you arrive. Don't worry. Just come to the willow tree at the end of your street and wait. I promise you, nothing-- nothing-- nothing-- will harm you. Just, there's a chance you could-- could-- could-- could-- but I'm sure you'll be safe. Trust me, and come to the willow tree.

[[Recording:: END]

On June 22, two days after the summer solstice, fourteen people walked down fourteen streets and stood under fourteen willow trees.

And so it began.

//

I will be accepting fourteen people (No AEs, CAPTCHAs, or other companians). This is a ski lodge unlike any other.

I may drop off the face of the earth or stop posting for a while, but let's hope I can keep up with this.

The Form:

Name:

Gender/Pronouns: 

Appearance: 

A Quote You Could Be Found Saying: 

Personality:

Favorite Color: 

The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire:

Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time):

The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend:

Least Favorite Number:

If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?:

Frilled Shark?:

Grilled Lemming?: 

1 or 4?: 

Burned Or Drowned?:

Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?:

*Coughs Loudly*:

Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.):

Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.): 

Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?:

Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?:

Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?:

Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?:

I'll Stop Now. You're Welcome!:  

submitted by Inanis Pacificae, Ibi Semper
(June 22, 2021 - 1:09 pm)

please say i'm not too late.

Name: dreamiing (dreamii, if you want, or you could call me 'child with anxiety' or even 'marshmallow mom' (i am very proud of my tiny marshmallow children. they are cute.))

Gender/Pronouns: i think gender is useless and i dont really care about it. if you ask anyone else, i'm female, and i typically use she/her pronouns, but honestly, use whatever you want.

Appearance: get ready for way too much information! i tend to go way overboard with my appearance and it looks like this time will be no different.
slightly wavy dark-ish blonde hair with uneven black tips cut to my shoulders. pale skin, dark purple-blue eyes with flecks of silver like stars in them, slightly large thin-framed black glasses that could be called cat-eyes but technically aren't. tall for my age (5'2) with long, trailing wings the color of minecraft obsidian (deep black with hints of blue and purple). slim. wearing a black t-shirt (large boxy sleeves) with the star wars logo in gold on the front over a black-and-white striped longsleeve, both loosely tucked into high-waisted mom jeans with marker doodles on them because i'm cool like that and online i can pull that off. a blue-and-purple flower crown, rainbow-striped socks, and black high-top vans.

A Quote You Could Be Found Saying: "words are hard."

Personality: people-pleaser. rather anxious, nervous, and stressed. constantly thinking about fifty different things. very stereotypical around strangers (nod, laugh, smile, small talk) but opens up around friends. 

Favorite Color: sky blue, but i love purple and black too. 

The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire: the bottle of cleaning solution for my glasses. i never use it and it just sits there taking up space.

Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time): i want to know exactly when i'll die and have all my things ready and just peacefully pass away in my sleep :D

The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend: i've only had one best friend in my entire life. you're making me sad now.

Least Favorite Number: 26

If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?: i want to fly!!!

Frilled Shark?: they're scary.

Grilled Lemming?: please no.

1 or 4?: one.

Burned Or Drowned?: neither :D

Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?: of course i would call for help! i'm scared of everything!

*Coughs Loudly*: um. cover when you cough, please?

Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.): no thank you. tiny children with nerf guns are one of my worst fears.

Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.): ooh yes please. i'd like to smack tiny children.

Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?: nah, they're fun.

Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?: i can see more questions ahead of this one, silly.

Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?: read above. and HHAAAHHA I WAS RIGHT.

Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?: SURE.

I'll Stop Now. You're Welcome!: thanks but no thanks. i wanted more questions. 

submitted by dreamiing, lost
(June 23, 2021 - 4:07 pm)

AHHHHHHHH THIS LOOKS AWESOME

 

Name: Moondrop

 

Gender/Pronouns: Female, she/her

 

Appearance: Curly dark brown hair, medium brown skin, glasses, t-shirt and jeans

 

A Quote You Could Be Found Saying: "Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."

 

Personality: Extrovert, talkative, fidgety, curious, impatient

 

Favorite Color: Purple (Lavender if we're being specific)

 

The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire: My piano (Obviously, it's too heavy)

 

Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time): Quickly and painlessly, maybe with a quick-acting poison?

 

The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend: K

 

Least Favorite Number: 6

 

If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?: Flight

 

Frilled Shark?: No thanks.

 

Grilled Lemming?: No thanks.

 

1 or 4?: 1

 

Burned Or Drowned?: Drowned

 

Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?: I would.

 

*Coughs Loudly*: *Puts up mask*

 

Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.): Eh, I'll pass.

 

Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.): No thank you.

 

Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?: Yes.

 

Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?: No.

 

Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?: No.

 

Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?: Depends on the amount. Severe, no. Mild, yes.

 

I'll Stop Now. You're Welcome!:  Thank you!

submitted by Moondrop, Between the clouds
(June 23, 2021 - 4:18 pm)
submitted by SPOTS ARE CLOSED
(June 23, 2021 - 6:52 pm)

I'm not entirely sure this is true, but thanks, myself, for posting that helpful comment. 

Oh well- if we end up with thirteen people, that's alright. Thirteen is an unlucky number, and this ski lodge certainly isn't lucky! So, thirteen would be fine!

And if there's fifteen, someone can just die early. Thats fine too!

submitted by Inanis P, Ibi Semper
(June 23, 2021 - 7:37 pm)
submitted by ONE SPOT LEFT, SORRY
(June 23, 2021 - 7:53 pm)
submitted by RESERVING! , ~th3mysticw0lf
(June 23, 2021 - 8:09 pm)
submitted by SPOTSARECLOSEDAGAIN
(June 23, 2021 - 8:14 pm)

*praying that this works*

If it doesn't, blame it on my computer, Admins.

th3mysticw0lf

she/they, bi ace enby

Weeell, because I'm lazy, a glitched out mess. In a shape of a figure with a wolf mask, raven wings, wolf ears, a demon tail, and a wolf mask. Where the eyes should be in the glitching figure, there are only one white, one black eye-shaped things. white tears are coming out from the black eye, and black tears come from the white eye infinitely

"Time. Isn't. Real. Now shut up and go eat something."

Very confusing. Will state the most random things in random situations, and will just be floating around and pretending nobody else exists. Calm unless you provoke my chaotic side, then nothing will stop me from tearing a whole city down. Always crying. 

...Black. Black's very nice.

....Ugly sweater. 

Hmm. I'd like to die from preferably fighting for lgbtqia+ rights in a military. That would be nice.

....Sorry, that's classified information.

....Most likely 17. It just looks so- so ugly, like an abomidation! I propose we get rid of the number 17 altogether!

...Illusional or Dimensional magic. That would be very interesting. I could be singing in the shower one second, and the next, on a battlefield and stabbing people. I'd love that.

No!

Absolutely not! I'm not a cannibal!

Nope! I'd just stab the person that's making the tense situation! Unless it's me- in that case, I'd just make it even more tense!

*wheeze-cackling noises*

No.

Yes. 

Kill the orphans. >:D

No.

No.

No.

Yes. I'd love that, actually. My brain's already damaged, and I'm part demon myself, so.

...Nooo :'(

Also on a side note, people have called me Technoblade's Daughter before.

Should I take that as an insult or a compliment?

Compliment it is, then. 

"Nightmares that never end, living inside your head, breathe in, turn divine, you will all be mine...Lights flash, break through the darkness, and sides clash, they're calling me heartless, but I don't care anymore, I don't care, I don't care, you can kiss your dreams goodbye..."

~Derivakat, Kiss Your Dreams Goodbye [DreamWasTaken's Theme Song]

:)

~th3mysticw0lf <3  

submitted by th3mysticw0lf
(June 23, 2021 - 9:55 pm)

SDF;LAKJSDF'ALKSJDF'LAKSJDF;AKSJDF;LAKSDJF;LKAJSDF;LKAJSDF;LAKSJDFASD

F;ALKSDJF;ALKSDFJ;ALKSDFJ;LAKSDFJ;ALSKDFJASDF

*pure anger*

*chaos side has been invoked*

*tears down a city*

That's better.

Anyways, I just realized I wasted literally half an hour typing this up when I had already submitted it.

Please refer to this; as it's the updated version.

Thank you and I'm sorry about the city.

*looks over to city and laughs nervously*

*sets it on fire*

Nothing happened!

~th3mysticw0lf 

submitted by th3mysticw0lf
(June 23, 2021 - 11:34 pm)

Sorry about all the mixed messages!! I keep thinking that we have enough people... and then we don't.

submitted by ONE SPOT LEFT SORRY, (Inanis Pacificae)
(June 24, 2021 - 12:03 am)

Name: Leo

Gender/Pronouns: any

Appearance: short light brown hair, hazel eyes, pale skin.

A Quote You Could Be Found Saying: "Sure, bud." 

Personality: determined, funny, shy, defensive, anxious, thoughtful. 

Favorite Color: rainbow!

The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire: a lamp that i never use

Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time): In battle. 

The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend: P

Least Favorite Number: 4

If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?:

Frilled Shark?: Sounds like a shark in a frilly dress, cute!....I looked it up and it is terrifying, so nope.  

Grilled Lemming?: No, thanks. 

1 or 4?: 1

Burned Or Drowned?: Drowned. 

Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?: Probably

*Coughs Loudly*: Excuse you. 

Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.): Uh, no. 

Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.): Yes, that sounds fun. 

Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?: These are fun. 

Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?: I have no opinion. 

Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?: Maybe a little. 

Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?: Not preferred. 

submitted by Leo
(June 24, 2021 - 10:15 am)

I hope I'm not too late!!

Name: Kitten

Gender/Pronouns: Either she/her or they/them is fine; or if you're really up for it, alternating would also be cool :)

Appearance: I have cat ears and a tail that are somewhere between yellow and orange, but they always seem to be a different shade each time you look at them. My hair is brown, wavy, and in a pixie cut. I have purple cat-eye glasses. You'll either find me in a perfectly boring t-shirt and pants; a shockingly impractical ballgown; or a dark cloak in the shadows.

A Quote You Could Be Found Saying: That is not a good idea.

Personality: I've been told I seem very confident. This is... probably true... but it's a surprise because I actually get pretty insecure, especially when people are attempting to provoke me. It is also a surprise because I'm very much an introvert and recharge by being alone. I do, however, seem to like talking...

Favorite Color: Purple. A nice, dark purple, the kind that would look good with silver highlights.

The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire: Old boxes of junk. Good riddance.

Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time): Knowing that my death will not be in vain.

The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend: R

Least Favorite Number: 11

If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?: Teleportation.


Frilled Shark?:
What?

Grilled Lemming?: Sorry?

1 or 4?: 4

Burned Or Drowned?: Either so long as I'm unconscious first.

Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?: Yes. I'm not the idiot protagonist of a horror movie.

*Coughs Loudly*: You okay there? Not coming down with anything?

Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.): Yes. If you don't want me to do it, it's probably a good idea.

Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER
CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.):
No. Vice versa.

Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?: Maybe a little. But only so I can get this in and stop worrying about whether I'm too late.

Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?: It doesn't appear to be.


Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?:
More annoyed that you're title-casing all your questions.

Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?: Absolutely not.

I'll Stop Now. You're Welcome!: Much appreciated.

submitted by Kitten, age too young, to vote, she/they
(June 24, 2021 - 11:58 am)

So sorry, this is going to have to stop. I can't post anything as my family decides that now is a great time for a long vacation.

submitted by Inanis P
(July 3, 2021 - 11:02 am)

River lake ocean sea water reservoir pool stream brook trickle delta pipe rapids spring ford basin pond swamp puddle splash rain drip drop dribble crater lagoon reef patter cove 

submitted by TOP! TOP!, age TOP!
(July 23, 2021 - 11:33 am)