*Hotel California*

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

*Hotel California*

*Hotel California*

It was winter break, and it was really boring. Sitting at your couch, you hear your doorbell ring. You glance around before remembering that you were the only person home. So you haul yourself up, and make your way to your' front door.
It must be Mrs. Johnson with the spaghetti, you think, remembering that your next door neighbor was supposed to bring some.
You open your appartment door and look up and down the hallway outside. Nobody in sight. You giv a little frown, shrug, and then almost close the door before seeing a package and some mail on top of it on the ground. You look at the mail strangely before picking it up and biringing it in. No mail person brought mail to your door in appartments. You set down the mail on the kitchen table, then you sit down on a chair. Package is for mom, junk mail, junk mail, bill, dad's magazine, junk mail, a letter for you, bill- Wait. You go back to the letter adressed to you. Glancing around the room, you look at your envelope. You turn it over, and then open it, and pull out a sheet of paper. Unfolding it, you read:

My name is Bob, and I am inviting YOU on a special trip to this humble inn, Hotel California! (yes, like the song, I am crazy about Eagles) Here you will have fun in the sun and at the beach while your neighbors freeze in the snow! With sceduled water ballon fights, surfing, snorkling, scub diving, water skiing, sand castle contests, and more, you will have the most fun winter break of all! My hotel is 5 stories tall, and a few rooms include a ballroom, a theater, a indoor water park with a swimming pool, a climbing wall, and more of that too! And imagin YOU staying here and having all that fun! All you have to do is except this invatation, and RSVP us at BobIAmComing.com. And then we will send you a ticket online and you could fly on over! Oh, and you need to fill out this form too!




AE or CBer: 




What is the most important part of your luggage:

What do you like best for your room? Plain but comfortable? Or fancy and cool?: 


There! Are you excited? I cannot wait to see you here! Please note that if you want to bring an AE, only one per CBer. I will be accepting up to 14 guests, including AEs. And no CAPTCHA's are allowed. And don't forget a swim suit! 

Signed, Bob

P.S. Hotel California is not responsible for intended injuries, smushed sand castles, or deaths. No pets allowed.  

Huh, you think, as you grab your laptop to RVSP Bob, that sounds llike the place for me.

submitted by Bob
(March 16, 2023 - 4:48 pm)

welocome Reuby Moonnight!!

submitted by Bob, age old enough, sunning myself
(March 21, 2023 - 3:43 pm)

That letter seems, well, for lack of a better word, sus. But I'll join anyways.

Name: Scuttles

Age: 16ish to 18ish

Pronouns: Genderfluid. Use they, he, she, most often, but I'll use any neopronouns (not including nounself pronouns, so things like ze/hir/hirs or ey/em/eirs) or no pronouns when I feel like it. Pronouns change day-to-day, so each day I'll go to bed and then use a new set of pronouns when I wake up, but my pronouns will rarely change in the middle of the day.

AE or CBer: CBer, duh. :P

Appearance: short, spiky hair, dyed some bright color (usually bright white). Has moth antennae and moth wings that are black and white. Brown eyes with a scar across the left one, tall, looks like they could punch you. Light brown skin. Multiple helix and mid-helix piercings. Usually wears shorts or sweatpants with a t-shirt and sometimes a sweatshirt, usually in gender neutral colors, sensible hiking/combat boot type shoes. Watch on left wrist and a number of friendship-type bracelets on the right. Often has wireless headphones around neck (covered in stickers) and likely to be wearing a beanie. (this description is written in third person because I copied and pasted it from the doc where I keep the info on my CBsona.)

Personality: ESTP-A. Feircely rambunctious and feircely independent, confidant. Kind of like a combination of your inner toddler and inner college student.

Luggage: Essentials, computer (with stickers on it), drawing tablet (with stickers) and stylus, phone (you guessed it–stickers), drawing tablet (stickers!), multiple sketchbooks/sketch pads of varying sized (stickers on the cover, again), art supplies (art pencils, colored pencils, art pens, paint, paintbrushes, markers) enamel pin collection, Nintendo switch (stickers, duh), beanies, sharpies, a long coil of nylon rope (approved for rock climbing), black duct tape, swim suit (a gender-neutral rashguard and swim shorts)

What is the most important part of your luggage:  Maybe the computer, or the drawing tablet.

What do you like best for your room? Plain but comfortable? Or fancy and cool?:  Plenty of space, cool features, but not too ornate.

Other: You may or may not have noticed that I'm rather fond of stickers. I will also be bringing my corn snake, whose name is Fluffles (he/him).

submitted by Scuttles
(March 22, 2023 - 7:57 am)

Greetings Scuttles! Hope to see you soon.

submitted by Bob
(March 27, 2023 - 7:40 am)

I would like to bring to attention that there are still 7 spots left to fill

submitted by Bob, age old enough, waitin in the lobby
(March 29, 2023 - 9:28 am)

Name: Stacy

Age: Ageless, though appears to be 11

Pronouns: she/her

AE or CBer: AE

Appearance: on the shorter side, with blond hair in pigtails and a freakled face. blue eyes and a big smile

Personality: happy, excitable about pretty much anything, cheery, supportive


What is the most important part of your luggage:air

What do you like best for your room? Plain but comfortable? Or fancy and cool?: small and anassuming


submitted by Hawkstar
(April 4, 2023 - 2:18 pm)




AE or CBer: CBer

Appearance:short water hair, freckles, round glasses,pale skin,green eyes,she is short (5'00")

Personality:bubbly, happy go lucky, has a dark side 

Luggage:clothing, phone, phone charger, smol dager,candy stash,money

What is the most important part of your luggage:dager

What do you like best for your room? Plain but comfortable? Or fancy and cool?: plain but comfortable


submitted by NorieTorent, age 12, right behind you HEH HEH
(April 4, 2023 - 6:16 pm)

Welcome Stacy and NorieTorent! NorieTorent I hope it is alright if I refer to you as just Norie

submitted by Bob
(April 5, 2023 - 8:52 am)

@Bob that is fine i would really prefer that you all call me that

submitted by Norie@Bob, age 0v0, SKI LODGE
(April 5, 2023 - 4:20 pm)
submitted by 5 spots left!, age Bob, at the beach
(April 5, 2023 - 8:53 am)

Alright Norie thank you for answering

submitted by 5 spots left!, age Bob, at the beach
(April 7, 2023 - 2:38 pm)

Name: Tenebrous

Age: I'm in the 15-17 age range!

Pronouns: She/her

AE or CBer: CBer

Appearance: I'm in black and white like an old movie character, and for the most part my clothes are too; except for rare, small details of color. 5'8 with bright eyes, and a nose that's slightly on the bigger side. I don't mind it though, I rather like it. My outifit, hairstyle, and makeup look would change depending on what historical era I was dedicating myself to for the day.

Personality: That's a hard one... I guess I'm eager to learn about new things, a history nerd, and not easily daunted? I do my best to be as kind as I possibly can to people unless they're doing something terribly wrong. I can't start a conversation for the life of me, but I love talking to people. I can also be pretty uncoordinated and I love to draw the things I learn about. 

Luggage: Clothes, accessories, toiletries, chocolates (I might be addicted), sketchbook, HB pencils, eraser, nightlight (As childish as it is, I'm still afraid of the dark at my age), books, Swiss Army knife, and rose perfume.

What is the most important part of your luggage: My history textbook!

What do you like best for your room? Plain but comfortable? Or fancy and cool?: With as many richly colors as you can possibly make it! A few historical maps, flags, and a globe would be pretty cool too.

Other: My voice sounds like an old movie recording, but the quality, tone, and accent would depend on what time I was dressed as.

Talking is hard for me sometimes. When I get happily excited, I fumble over my words.

I'm excited for this to start! 

submitted by Tenebrous, age ♾, Glorious Zdroiska!
(April 10, 2023 - 9:29 pm)

Welcome Tenebrous!

submitted by 4 more spots left, age Bob, just in the lobby
(April 11, 2023 - 8:10 am)

Name: Arden Quora

Age: 12

Pronouns: they/them

AE or CBer: AE

Appearance: Short, bright red hair, pale skin, hazel eyes, 5'2

Personality: A little reserved, shy with new people, kind, can be very outgoing once they get to know you, cozy

Luggage: Swimwear, t-shirts, cargo shorts, brown sneakers, drawing tablet and pen, laptop, SOCKS-LOTS AND LOTS OF SOCKS-, snacks, candy, many books

What is the most important part of my luggage: Well, all of it, of course. But if I could only choose one, then probably...SOCKS

Room preferences: Medium size, not too small, not too large, cozy with various shades of brown and you know, academia colors...Not to be too picky.

Other: n/a  

Thank you! 

submitted by ~Amarillis~, age 12 eons, Hills of Smog
(April 13, 2023 - 12:15 pm)

Welcome Arden!

submitted by 3 spots left, age Bob, hang out in the pool
(April 15, 2023 - 8:33 am)

Name: echo. (i used to be echo hallowswift but that was too much of a mouthful. i changed my cbsona, too :D)

Age: 13.

Pronouns: she/her.

AE or CBer: CBer.

Appearance: short black hair that fades into a light grey-blue. i have blue-grey eyes with long lashes that look like i'm wearing mascara--i'm not. i wear a light grey-blue tee with white on the edges that says "yer a wizard, harry, so come to a snape-infested castle with me." i wear a white longsleeve shirt under my tee. i have dark grey-blue glasses, too, but sometimes wear them, sometimes not. my nails are painted dark grey-blue with white lightning spidering down them. i have a silver sword that glows white when enemies are near.

Personality: quiet and calm, usually scowling or neutral-faced. i'm quiet but can have a good time. i dislike spiders entirely. i have a slow metabolism. i'm a survivor, though usually look a bit standoffish until someone begins to talk to me. i'm very clever, perhaps too clever for my own good.

Luggage: clothes, walkman (cassette player), cassettes, earbuds, blue-grey iphone with white case. my sword, too.

What is the most important part of your luggage: walkman, sword, or iphone. specifically sword.

What do you like best for your room? Plain but comfortable? Or fancy and cool?: fancy and cool but comfortable.

Other: nothing to see here. :P

submitted by echo, age 13, valhalla
(April 20, 2023 - 4:28 pm)