Fairyland!!!

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Fairyland!!!

Fairyland!!!

I'm bored, and I feel like making another RP that is so filled with your regular fairy tale creatures and people and is so completely mixed up that it's ridiculous. And something that makes no sense whatsoever.

So...

Welcome to Fairyland!! Be who you want to be, someone or something out of legend, fairy tale, myth, or whatever. Who cares? They may or not be guilty or innocent, or nice, but no killing other characters, s'okay?

And they're going to go on a quest! A quest for... the Fantabulous Pot of Gold! Yay!

Again, make your character anyway you want him or her. They can be a god with all these awesome powers, or they can be, uh, I can't think of an example, say, a garden gnome. Whatever. They're going on a quest for the Fantabulous Pot of Gold located in a random mountain range, and they'll have to battle trolls and persuade stubborn old ladies and and answer riddles or be boiled in a pot full of soup.

Basically, I'm actually kinda tired of all these books that are like, this is how it really went. Actually, vampires are nice. (Hm, let's see.) Actually, Alice wasn't a little child and Wonderland was a war zone. (The Wonderland Wars) Actually, Peter Pan was an orphan, who was nice and all that, and there were these people called the Starcatchers. (Peter and the Starcatchers.) Actually, Red Riding Hood was insane, and the Wolf was this evil spirit. (The Sisters Grimm)

Actually, why can't the fairy tales have gone the way they were written?

So.

To the Fantabulous Pot of Gold!!!!!

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Name: Wulfe Smith

Age: Duh. Fairytale wolf. He's immortal. But somewhere around 216, maybe.

Gender: Male

Appearance: He's a wolf.

Occupation: Just got out of Fairyland Prison.

Fairytale: Little Red Riding Hood.

How the story really went. (jk): Yep. I ate the little old granny. Then I almost ate Little Red Riding Hood. And the woodcutter came and chopped me open. But I lived, because I'm the Big Bad Wolf. The little old granny has gotten an eternal restraining order, so no seeking revenge for me. Then I went to prison for 200 years. Then I got out. Now I'm going on a quest for the Fantabulous Pot of Gold. Yay.

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TO THE FANTABULOUS POT OF GOLD!!!!!!!!

submitted by SC, gone
(December 6, 2011 - 9:17 pm)

Name: Poplar Lombardy

Age: 43 (She's a tree, so she lives to be about 170.)

Gender: Female

Appearance: She's tall, with long brown curly hair down to her calfs. Petite face, really tanned.

Occupation: What exactly do you mean by this?

FairyTale: Mythes in general

submitted by ZB ☮
(December 6, 2011 - 11:12 pm)

Occupation? That's if your character has a job. Wulfe just got out of Fairyland prison for attempted digesting. The press coverage was horrible.

submitted by SC, age gone
(December 7, 2011 - 4:58 pm)

Ahh, okay, then she doesn't work.

submitted by ZB ☮
(December 7, 2011 - 6:21 pm)

She works! What are you talking about? Unless you want to make it easier on yourself and have an entire history written already for you...

submitted by SC, age gone
(December 7, 2011 - 8:15 pm)

Awesome idea, SC! 

Name: Denela Roberts

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Appearance: Gray-brown hair, too thin and too pale. Wears the remains on what were very fancy and expensive clothes. Is missing all of the toes on her right foot. 

Personality: Hates working, gets jealous easily. Can't do many useful things, except for plotting revenge. 

Occupation: banished. She has no occupation, because she is banished. It happens, so live with it. 

Fairytale: Cinderella. Yes, I know . Cinderella is an incredibly stupid, annoying, and irrational fairytale. So... best thing I can do is improve one of the characters in it. 

What happened after the story: YEAH, so the normal story happened. And then, the stupid prince banished me and my sis. He killed my mom.  We were all mean to his pretty, amazing, kind betrothed. To think that I wasted five of my toes on that jerk......  

submitted by Tiffany W., age 11
(December 7, 2011 - 7:47 pm)

Name: Athena

Age: Immortal

Gender: Female

Appearance: Tall, beautiful, with a crown of gold on her brow, clothed with the shining raiment of the Gods, with golden sandals and a purple train and yeah.

Occupation: Godess of Wisdom. Generally popping up and giving people magical gifts. Being annoyed with the foolishness of mortals. Striking peculiar bargains. Apearing in Other Forms.

Fairy tale: Greek Myths

Aaaaaand the story generally went the way they said it did.

submitted by Emily L.
(December 10, 2011 - 2:58 am)

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Name: Ariella (Ari) Coral

Age: 16

Gender: girl

Appearance: think Disney Little Mermaid's Ariel with shorter hair and a longer top

Occupation: Princess

Fairytale: The Little Mermaid

How the story really went. (jk):  (I hate to diss my fave movie ever (The Disney version of The Little Mermaid) but it has to be done for a proper backstory) Forget all the sugary sweet happy endings you know to this story.  It's more like the original: the prince falls in love with another.  But instead of dying and becoming one of those angel children things, I dove back into the sea, got my voice and tail back, and moved back to the palace.  Can't believe I was ever in love with that human...

submitted by Analesia, age 13, just being awesome
(December 10, 2011 - 4:37 pm)

Can I join?

@Analesia: How did you do that to your post!?!

 

Name: Eleanor Vil Queen (E. Vil Queen, get it?)

 

Age: Uh, no idea. Adult-ish.

 

Gender: Female

 

Appearance: Second fairest of them all :)

 

Occupation: Being evil but not being queen. Got out of Fairytale Prison a few months ago for attempted murder, so she's not really allowed to rule a kingdom anymore.

 

Fairytale: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

 

How the story really went: Basically the same as the original story, except instead of being forced to wear red-hot iron shoes, she was put into Fairytale Prison for punishment. PLEASE don't confuse the story with the Disney movie. The original is so much better!

submitted by Alexandra, age XIII (13), Never Land
(December 11, 2011 - 7:20 pm)

How did I do that??  I think maybe... I had the page enlarged when I typed.  Try pressing Control plus.  I'll test it out.

submitted by Analesia, age 13, just being awesome
(January 3, 2012 - 6:03 pm)

Name: Ia

Age:17

Gender: girl

Appearence: 4 inches tall, wearing a little green dress, long blond hair, skinny.

Occupation: Goes to school, is a senior

Faerytale: not an offical one, Ia is just a sprite I created. 

submitted by Hawk, age 14, Michigan
(January 12, 2012 - 4:33 pm)

Cool idea!

Name: Sweet Bread

Age: A mother. Maybe 29/35?

Gender: Woman

Occupatation: Making myself live in these cold woods after running away from my crazy husband.

Fairytale: Hansel and Gretel

After  I ran away from my crazy husband,I lived in a cave untile a dragon nearly ate me. Now I have heard about a pot of gold and here I go! 

Spammy says onet, Only newets eat tomatoes.

submitted by True S., age 10, Denison TX
(December 15, 2011 - 2:52 pm)

How're we going to start this?

submitted by ZB ☮
(December 17, 2011 - 12:33 pm)

Maybe with Athena looking down on everything and talking about the average day in the lives of mortals and gods...?

submitted by Emily L.
(December 20, 2011 - 8:23 pm)

I was just wondering, do we have to supply a fairy tale or can it just be a fairy tale creature?

Namely I was wondering if I could be an elf (not the Santa kind, the forest fey kind). 

submitted by Blue Moon
(December 22, 2011 - 8:12 pm)

It would be preferrable if you had a fairy tale, and if I had remembered to bring my iPad charger with me to Pennslyvania, then I could charge my iPad, and I have a copy on there, and I could probably find you a Grimm fairytale with a creature like an elf in it. Except I forgot my charger. And my iPad is dead. So.

But hey, it's Fairyland! Since when to things play by the rules?

Go ahead and be an elf, but I'm warning you ahead of time; I dislike the stereotypical elf; white, blonde, tall, skinny, perfect, noble, magical, singing, poetry-writing, arrow shooting, perfectly nice and friendly and helpful. Ugh. Please, Blue Moon, I'm begging you, don't make your forest elf completely perfect. At least give them something that isn't perfect elf. Like a crooked nose. Or not being able to hit a high G while singing a ballad. Something. Or I do believe that I will have a completely SC confusing, long-winded, strange, SC rant.

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Ugh. There's no snow in Pennslyvania either.

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Grimm fairytales: weird. Just plain weird. One of them, this guy works in this apprenticeship for seven years, and at the end of it he gets a silver lump the size of his head. He's walking home, and then he sees this guy on horse, and he's like, a horse is so much better than a silver lump the size of my head that's probably worth a lot of money. So he offers this guy the silver lump, and they trade. Then he trades it for a cow, then the cow for a pig, then a pig for a goose, then a goose for a grinding stone, and then the stone falls into the river, and the guy is like, yay! Now I don't have to carry the grinding stone. And people die a lot.

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Oh, I agree, Emily L., that you should start it with Athena looking down on the lives of us pitiful Fairyland creatures. Wulfe is so non-powerful that he can't even break out of a prison! (he tried) Ah well, to the FANTABULOUS POT OF GOLD!!!

submitted by SC, age gone
(December 23, 2011 - 9:19 pm)