Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

EASTER HUNGER GAMES!

Happy Easter everybunny! If you're Christian, He has risen, and if you're not, the eggs have risen and will find you!

Let's get this show on the road! Here are our compeititors (To qualify, you had to comment on our most recent posts):

Jade J., Summer, Majestic Mary, Alex, Ella Starburst, Evergreen, Leafy, Emekittycon K., Agent Winter, Joan B. of Arc, Strawberri, Porcelain Dragon, Vansix and Lila, SurroundedByBooks, Aqua, Nyx, Spellbound, cerinthe, Clovertoe, possibly wiser (P.W), Jwyn, Secret, CignusMoon, Sybill, Hummingbird, and PygmyOwl!

The Bloodbath

Surrounded By Books eats a carrot.

Hey, our first Easter special event!

Secret searches the entire cornucopia for eggs and finds 2528349. 

I'm wheezing I still can't believe I made this one

Emekittycon K. finds an egg, only to see its rotten insides.

A large burst in mood leads to profound disappointment...it's a tale as mold as time!

I can escort myself out.

PygmyOwl, Joan B. of Arc, and Strawberri get into a fight. PygmyOwl triumphantly kills them both. 

Rest in pepperonis, my sisters.

DAY ONE, MORNING

CignusMoon gives Alex an Easter shave. 

NO CIGNUS YOU MONSTER

Summer breaks reality. This isn't an Easter joke. She just does.

The realm my mind goes into while watching The Try Guys Easter Special should never, EVER be crossed into, Exhibit A.

Hummingbird discusses how to overthrow the government with her bunny gang.

The realm my mind goes into while watching The Try Guys Easter Special should never, EVER be crossed into, Exhibit B!

Clovertoe gives cerinthe an Easter shave. 

STOP SHAVING ALL THE GIRLS

Secret and Evergreen befriend a bunny herd.

See, look! Some good, wholesome fun!

DAY ONE, NIGHT

Ella Starburst tries to sing herself to sleep. 

You better beLIEVE I'm singing Dangerous to Dream. 

Jade J receives a 14 gold carrot necklace from an unknown sponsor. 

SLAY with that necklace, girl!

DAY TWO, MORNING

Aqua shoots a poisonous blow dart into Nyx's neck, slowly killing her.

Well, looks like we've found a candidate for the next P.W!

Alex does bible study, realizing the true meaning of Easter. 

Oh, how cute! Some good ol' wholesome Easter fun-

Vansix and Lila discusses how to overthrow the government with their bunny gang. 

Oh.

DAY TWO, NIGHT

Agent Winter catches Aqua off guard and kills her.

Great job, A.W, for doing your part to prevent the apocalypse!

cerinthe and Leafy make the perfect Easter dress together.

Give it to Jade J! She's gonna be the Easter QUEEN!

Hummingbird starts the very first store run entirely by bunnies. 

It seems one of our bunny coup starters has taken an early retirement!

P.W and Sybill make the perfect Easter dress together.

I changed my mind; you guys can sell those in Hummingbird's stor-

Alex, Summer, and Surrounded By Books track down and kill Evergreen.

Oh. That's right. Hunger games. Yup. Kay.

DAY THREE, MORNING 

Sybill paints P.W and Agent Winter's faces.

Agent Winter: I want a heart!

P.W: I want a bunring forest.

Sybill:...

Hummingbird finds a rare egg.

SELL IT! SELL IT! SELL IT!

Vansix and Lila run away from Clovertoe. 

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

Emekittycon K. and Leafy fight CignusMoon and cerinthe. CignusMoon and cerinthe survive.

Farewell, Emekittycon K. You always had a cool name...

Oh, and Leafy too I guess.

Ella Starburst discusses how to overthrow the government with her bunny gang.

Nonono, it's fine when I do it.

PygmyOwl sees the Easter bunny and takes a picture!

Aw, how cu-

Surrounded By Books severely slices Alex with a sword. 

Ah. You two. Always there to remind me that this is the Hunger Games. Yay.

DAY THREE, NIGHT

Hummingbird and cerinthe work together to drown Ella Starburst.

cerinthe...I TRUSTED you...

Eh, I did kill you in that Ski Lodge, so we even.

I guess Hummingbird just got jealous of my super cool bunny coup!

CignusMoon receives a 14 gold carrot necklace from an unknown sponsor.

Ooh, Jade J and Cignus gonna FIGHT...

Jade J, Vansix and Lila,, and Clovertoe cheerfully sing songs together.

I don't know why, but I always imagine The Campfire Song from the Lightning Thief musical here.

DAY FOUR, MORNING 

Vansix and Lila question life as Jade J lays an egg. 

EXHIBIT C!

Sybill stalks Secret.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

ARENA EVEENNNTTT!
The arena's border begins to rapidly contract.

PygmyOwl trips on a tree root and is unable to recover fast enough.

JUST FLY OFF OF IT!

Hummingbird restrains CignusMoon to a tree and leaves him to die.

Hummingbird is SAVAGE-wait. P.W?

Agent Winter pushes Surrounded By Books into the border while he is not paying attention.

Agent Winter taking advantage of others' daydreaming. We're not taking those cameras off.

Thinking they could escape, P.W and Jade J attempt to run through the border together. 

Thinking they could escape, Vansix,Lila, and Secret attempt to run through the border together.

You fools. THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Spellbound restrains Sybill to a tree and leaves her to die. 

See? Stalking is a big nono.

DAY FOUR, NIGHT

Summer dies from hunger. 

just eat the dirt

cerinthe dies trying to escape the arena.

...what about Vansix, Lila, Secret, P.W and Jade J's death did you not understand?

THE FEAST!!!

Hummingbird decides not to go to The Feast.

Wise girl.

It's our final two, SquadFam: Hummingbird the Bun Hun and Clovertoe, former member of the itty bitty kitty comitee. The winner is...

Hummingbird bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

CLOVERTOOEEE!