Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

CINCO DE MAYO HUNGER GAMES!

Let's just get to it!

Tributes: Dusk Sky, Luna Star, Ella Starburst, Majestic Mary, Anongirl, cerinthe, Emekittycon K., Evergreen, Summer, Pygmy Owl, Agent Winter, Jade J., Alex, selcouth, Arve, Leafy, March, Hummingbird, Cynthia Maple, Joan B. of Arc, and Dolphin!

BLOODBATH

Luna Starr stabs Summer with a tree branch.

Off to a great start.

selcouth bashes ElementGirl's head in with a mace.

And that's it! That's all the interesting things!

DAY ONE 

Leafy tends to Dusk Shadow's wounds.

How cu-

March shoves thirteen enchiladas into their mouth at once.

DO YOU MIND?!?

Luna Starr eats a taco, but dies from the overwhelming spice.

Oh well, some people just can't hold their - 

*EXPLOSION NOISES*

...what was that?

Cynthia Maple sets an explosive off, killing Emekittycon K, cerinthe, Alex and Dolphin. 

Oh for PETE'S SAKE- 

NIGHT UNO

Arve becomes a blanket burrito.

Noice.

selcouth, Ella Starburst, and Evergreen star in a fashion show and sport mexican dresses.

Very noice.

Joan B doesn't know what they're doing anymore.

VERY noice...

Dusk Shadow, Cynthia Maple, and Strawberri track down and kill Leafy.

CYNTHIAAAAAAAA

DAY TWONO

KILLERS
Evergreen sets an explosive off, killing selcouth, Ella Starburst, Joan B and Pygmy Owl.

THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN I SAID

KILLERS 

Anongirl, Jade J, and Hummingbird start fighting, but Jade J runs away as Anongirl kills Hummingbird.

KILL EVERYONE AROUND
Agent Winter sets an explosive off, killing Strawberri, March, Majestic Mary and Dusk Shadow.

PLEASE STOP I'M BEGGING YOU 

YOU GUYS JUST KILLED NINE PEOPLE
BE LIKE THESE GUYS

Arve constructs a shack.

Surroundedby Books bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

THEY CHILL 
I MEAN FOR CRIMANY'S CAKES

Cynthia Maple paints a picture of Lady Gudaluape.

CYNTHIA IS CHILL

WE ARE DOWN TO THE FINAL FIVE AND IT IS THE SECOND DAY 

NIGHT THREE OF TRAINWRECK CITY

Arve and Cynthia Maple go to CAAAARRRRNIVAAAAL AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAAAYYYYY 

Ayy, anyone remember this song? Anyone - 

Evergreen, Anongirl, and Jade J get into a fight. Anongirl triumphantly kills them both.

Anongirl. Even P.W is scared at this point.

THE FEAST

Arve decides not to go to The Feast.

Good choice, burrito.

Anongirl kills Cynthia Maple with her own weapon.

The two savages face off, and surprise surprise.

Listen ya'll I made this late at night so Agent Winter just gonna die, ok? Ok. Ima sleep.

I absolutely love this creation.

WAIT WAIT WAIT

IT'S BETWEEN ARVE THE BURRITO AND ANONGIRL THE SAVAGE?

Pick your bets now, peeps! 

Got your oreos bet?

Okay, here goes nothing...

DRUMROLL PLEASE!

BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRrrr

Anongirl cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY

that's sad anongirl but
YEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE WINNER IS ARVE! 

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