Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

(*)CHRISTMAS HUNGER GAMES THAT IS A HUNDRED DAYS LATE!

Don't overreact, Kazmara. It's only a few days. Actually, we were planning on doing the HHGs the day after holidays from now on so that you guys could have a better transition to non-holi time and we have more time to recoup and prepare. 

(*)That's a fantastic idea! *gasp* I wonder who came up with it?

It was you, Kazmara-

(*)MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Let's just get on with the HHG, shall we?

(*)Alrighty then! Here are our festively drestivley tributes!

<!--break-->

DOLPHIN

MARCH

NIGHTFALL

SELCOUTH

REESE

SURROUNDEDBYBOOKS

NYX

ZITELLE

GEORGIA

EVERGREEN

NIGHTENGALE

ANONGIRL

ZELLA NEX

MOONDROP

PYGMY OWL

DUSK SKY

LUNA-STARR

XEIX

MAJESTIC MARY

JOAN B OF ARC

BARNSWALLOW

HUMMINGBIRD

JADE J

TIMBERMIST

EMEKITTYCON K

Let's skip the pleasantries and just get to the bane of my existence.

BIG BANG THEORY IS PLAYING IN THE OTHER ROOM AND I CAN'T FOCUS ON A GOOD TITLE

Emekittycon K severely injures Reese and leaves her to K.O.

Not a very pog moment.

DAY ONE

Xeix attempts to climb a tree, but falls and K.Os.

Dusk Sky accidently steps on a landmine. 

(*)Well, at least you can thrive together in your lack of common sense!

Zella Nex smiles while dissappearing into the snow.

Our first Christmas one, and-

(*)I don't feel safe.

Timbermist and Evergreen watch in horror as Joan B eats an entire carton of eggnog.

Do you know how many calories that is, young-

(*)Wait, eat? Does that mean she ate the carton too?

...I don't want an answer to that.

Surrounded By Books rolls on the wild magic table!

(*)Yayy, fun time!

Moondrop sets an explosive off, k.oing Majestic Mary. 

(*)Do you mind? Zeke's rolling on the table!

97! That is...being surrounded by faint, etheral music for the next minute.

(*)Would Dorime be etheral?

Yup, ok, Dorime it is. Dorime playing around you faintly for the next minute. Do it.

NIGHT ONE
Timbermist stabs Moondrop while her back is turned.

(*) She had it coming for putting her name twice on the reaping sheet...

That was our fault, Kaz!

(*) no, it would be YOUR-

HEY  HEY HEY HEY look at the s c r e e n 

Nightengale and Emekittycon K hold hands.

(*)Aww!

Cute.

Crisis averted- thank you, lovebirds!

DAY TWO

Nyx celebrates Kwanzaa because SCREW THE STANDARDS!

(*)YEAH! ANARCHY IS AWESOME AND ETHICAL!

wait no-

(*) YEAH YEAH YEAH OVERTHROW THE PATRIARCHY!

Jade J smiles while dissappearing into the snow.

(*) I DON'T FEEL SAFE AGAIN!

Anongirl K.Os from hunger.

This is what anarchy does. 

(*) WOOO!

NIGHT TWO

Dolphin, March, and Hummingbird get into a fight. Dolphin triumphantly K.Os

them both. 

(*) YEAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STiop. stop, stop. Calm it.

Nyx tracks down and K.Os Selcouth.

(*)But-

c a l m. i t. d o w n.

( * ) O k .

Emekittycon K and Jade J hold hands.

GASP! EME IS A PLAYER?
(*) YEAY ANARCHY AGAIN

NOOOO

DAY THREE

If you utter so much as one syllable, Emekittycon K WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax her press the star key.

(*)...

...

(*)...Anar-

no.

Barnswallow poisons Nightengale's drink, but mistakes it for her own and K.Os.

Woooooow. *claps ensue*

Luna Starr K.Os from hunger.

*claps continue*

Dolphin severely injures Nyx and leaves her to K.O.

*claps uncomfortably die down*

NIGHT THREE

*claps stop* Nothing? Ok.

DAY FOUR

Nightfall smiles while dissappearing into the snow.

Ugh. At least be creative. Maybe scowl or something.

Nightengale sets an explosive off, K.Oing Zitelle.

*sigh* CREATIVE...does not mean ANARCHIC, Child of the stars-

(*)A n a r c h y?

NO-

Timbermist got Zella Nex an alarm clock that reads the entire Club Penguin terms and conditions. There is no snooze. 

STOP IT YOU ALL ARE ENCOURAGING HER

Emekittycon K rolls on the wild magic table!

OOH AH AH KAZZY GO ROLL ON THE WILd maGic table!

(*)OOOOhhh ok ok ok... Hold up, lemme get the dice out...

Georgia forces Evergreen to K.O Jade J or Dolphin. She refuses to K.O, so Georgia k.Os her instead. 

Just gonna let that play out while she's busy...

(*)Aww, 1 d6 of Flumphs -

That'll be two Flumphs, just look up Flumph 5e-

(*) - appear sixty feet in front of you and are-*GAPS* frightened of you! They dissappear after one minute.

What a funny and random tragedy! NIGHT FOUR!

ARENA EVENT!

Eh, that's what I get for messing with fate.

A monstrous hurricane wreaks havoc on the arena.

Emekittycon K survives.

Nightfall is incapacitated by flying debris and K.Os.

Surronded By Books is sucked into the hurricane.

Timbermist tries to save Zella Nex from being sucked into the hurricane, only to be sucked in as well.

Jade J survives.

Dolphin pushes Joan B into an incoming boulder.

Georgia survives.

Nightengale is incapacitated by flying debris and K.Os. 

That took out a lot of them! More sleep time for me!

(*)We have our final four, ladies and gentlemen! 

Dolphin - 4 K.Os

Georgia - No K.Os

Jade J - NO K.os

Emekittycon - 1 K.O

We're not allowed to pick favorites after the Thanksgiving fiasco, so let's see how this plays out!

Jade J faints after seeing Dolphin wearing two of Georgia's leglamps.

Now, is that a fatal faint, or-

(*)What's on the menu? LEGS LEGS

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Jade J decides not to go to The Feast.

Emekittycon K decides not to go to The Feast.

Dolphin decides not to go to The Feast.

Well we got a bunch of cowards on our hands- 

Georgia cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. 

Oh.

Jade J and Emekittycon K work together to drown Dolphin.

(*)TeAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK! TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK! TEAM-

This has the same energy as "The blind man saw you and ran away."

Jade J cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

our winner is...

EMEKITTYCON K!