Does anyone actually read through these?

I have bean beeten!

It's Zeus's  fault.

Furry Coconut. 

As you all know, I am an incredibly dorky person and proud of it. So, my sister, Poetic Panda, often calls me Dork instead of my real name. One time, I was texting her on my moms phone, and I said, "I'm such a dork!" Or, I tried to– STUPID AUTOCORRECT made me say "I'm such a FORK". Ever since, she (and I!) have called me Fork.

~Starseeker 

-"Are we going to Hubula Bubala or Sonic"

-"No I am NOT keeping your poop in a jar 'til the day you come back"

-"Germany needs to go chill on Castaway Cay along with Disney and Gia"

-"You're my Homley Potato Dudette"

-"It's the Lightning Book!!"

-"Why hello, 'And Peggy'"

"It's a freaking Creek Lobster!"

-"Once there was a dog named steven the unicorn" 

I definitely have more inside jokes, but I can't remember them all right now. If anyone wants, I can explain what some of these mean.

– Mop the carpet (do you mop your carpet? has everyone mopped their carpets today?)

– laughsmilehappy (You make me laughsmilehappy!)

– I guess but it would be tough to arrange

– Argentina (How are you? Argentina. What's the meaning of life? Argentina.)

-Twenty one pilots, minus one because they're fish.

-Party Hardys!

-P+A 

(I know there's more. . . I just can't think of them at the moment.)  

I'm so sorry for posting so late, it's the only time I can post, lately.

Here's some quotes from my family–

"Those people were butt bombing the campground. It was horrible." (Before you go how horribly immature this is, first of all, this was by my mother…and her autocorrect! Recently, we went camping at a family campground for a weekend, and we had some people in the loop who didn't observe quiet time at 10, brought alchohol against the rules, and bug bombed the campground. What my mother meant as bug bombing, before her autocorrect kicked in, was spraying a giant amount of bug spray, in a vat, around. It covered the campground in a mist and made me cough forever. Unfortunately, autocorrect was crazy.) 

"Everyone else on Alone is like THIS IS LIVING *censored*, and Brooke's enjoying herself and having a party with all the animals. FREEEEDOOOOOM!" (To explain this, my mom's cousin and his wife are on the History Channel on tv, on a show called Alone, and my mom's cousin's wife really enjoys survival and everyone else on the show was dying out there. Long story.)

"I don't wanna eat a bannanna slug!"

"Go get your donkeybunny!" (This was basically everyone in my family, talking to my dog. Long story.)

"*Cousin's name* is your fat little nugget! Not me!"

"We can't kill this one!" "Why not?" "She came alone. Pick someone else to die a horrible, bloody death!" (I told my brother about a Ski Lodge I wrote and he helped. Fun fact: It was Grace. She came in the owl costume–nobody realised that an owl hooted every time before someone died.)

"His name is not HawkBait, it's Nutmeg." (My mom and my brother, arguing over the name of a baby bunny that lives in our front yard.)

"Shhh! Dad's watching his dream car on YouTube!"

And here's a family inside joke that we bring up to embarass our mom. It involves a long story, so here's the story.

My dad was playing Skyrim one day, and we were chattering about the little girl he adopted. My mom walked in, heard the discussion about the game, and said slowly "Wait…if you have a daughter…that means…." To which my ten (or was it eight?) year old self said happily "He adopted her. Oh, and daddy's a girl." My dad played as a female elf xD

We have so many much better inside jokes, but it's 9:58 here, and I can't think of them….*digital yawn* 

– "pretzel!"

– *does ninja move* "NINJAA!!!"

– the waffle pear song

– "BAAA"

– "that poor [gummy] frog!"

– "I'll never let you go!!" *lets go*

– the book club trust circle

– "That bread got glutenified!"

They need some help. In the form of a jackhammer.

I have so many, but I can't remember any more right now.

I remembered some inside jokes that aren't entirely inappropriate, I think.

My significant other was telling me a pirate joke, the one that's like–
Q: What does a one-armed pirate say when you take away his weapons?
A: I've been disarmed!!
But I wasn't listening to the joke, and so the punchline I came up with was "Oh no!! I have no hands!!" I bring that up in my conversations with them at least once a day. I find it hilarious.

This one's from a phone call with Ruby. It was my birthday and we were talking about dogs, for some reason, and I was texting my significant other at the same time, and I'm pretty sure they told me to tell him that their dogs smell like corn chips. And his response was this: "Not all dogs smell like corn chips." The next day at school, I told my Latin teacher that, and I swear, he thought I was crazy. I was giggling hysterically when I said it, too, which can't have helped much.