Wow…I'm here late! (As usual…)

"Okay! I'm gonna look now!" – We say this because my dad was driving with a guy and my dad asked if anyone was coming around the corner and the guy said 'Okay.'and my dad thought he meant that it was safe to go, but as soon as he stepped on the gas the guy said. "I'm gonna look now!" And my dad stepped on the brake really hard. 

"Just another bluegrass boy." I can't explain, you would have to hear the song.

"If you slurp enough maybe the waiter will come and five you more soda" 

Okee donkey! Here we go;

"Fooor Narniaaaa!"

"Ooonly at Barrington." *shakes head* (The course where here my golf team meets. If there's something random or wierd that can be found, its there. We once found a basted, cooked turkey laying in the woods.)

"The Russians have hacked us!"

"Princess Ponyyy!" (dont ask)

Well that's all that i rmember off the top of my head, ill post more if i remember them.

These are all quotes from movies…tell me if you know them! 😀

"No more rhymes I mean it!" … "Does anybody want a peanut?"

"What, what, what, what WHAT?!" 

"What ever it is…I'm against it!" 

-"jerry i want a cuppachino"

– "mini-cooper"

-"I KNOW STRATEGY!"

-"AAAHH! SPIDER!"

-"The moolah is MINE."

-"*****'s all time smash hits to hum!"

(***** is a name.)

Me: *in super serious voice* Guess what?

My brother: What?

Me:

My brother:

Me:

My brother:

Me: … I'm a pigeon. (turns away with straight face) 

"Look at dem stranders over der," 

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN A FIERY INFERNO!!!!!!

Oh, my Lord and Queen Jeseed Chriggs in Hamilheaven, WHAT IS GOING ON?! 

"There's a HOLE in my grilled cheese!"

… 

"Do not have a TOFU FACE!"

… 

"Chirp, chirp. ANGELCHICKA! Chirp, chirp. SHELLIZA! And EGGY! The Flyler sisters!"

… 

Me: You know how they say there's someone out there for everyone?

My friend: Yeah?

Me: I'm pretty sure whoever was my person must have died in infancy. Or maybe their mother had a miscarriage. Either or.

…

My friend: Well, just because you made a list called '45 Reasons No One Would Or Should Ever Want To Marry Me' doesn't mean no one will! What if someone asked you to marry them?

Me: I would throw a bucket of ice at their face, show them the list, and send them to a doctor. In fact, that would never happen, because I would do that when they just asked me out in the first place!

My friend: MAYBE YOU SHOULD ADD STUBBORNNESS AND REFUSAL TO SEE THAT YOU'RE AWESOME TO YOUR LIST! 

Me: Oh, I have! And I am awesome; I just don't think anyone should want to marry me!

My friend: AGHHH! 

(This isn't really an inside joke, but it was funny. I actually have that list, btw XD) 

I just got back from camp, so I have a lot.

"DA COWWWWWW!!!"

"TARDIS poncho"

"She's under the bed with a pickle"

"Coconuts are not eggs!"

"Birds can't use the phone if they're on fire"

Yeah.  

– Sheffon Baker

– "Peanut butter is not sunscreen!"

– "I'm too amazing to go to Trials!" *hair flips*