Convo about Minecraft would look like if I was online with Ripley:

Me: Hey, I found an abondened mineshaft! I'm gonna go look for treasure.

Ripley: Ok. I'm gonna build this house first.

Me: WAIT THAT IS MY HOUSE IT HAS FURNACES ON IT DON'T BUILD ON IT, I LIKE IT DON'T DO IT!!!!!

Ripley: What

Me: *Smacks my head with palm of hand* I built it out of sandstone, so zombies wouldn't find it first.

Yes, I have an islans that I call Fish Hook Island, because it looks like a fish hook, and I built a house in a mini sand mountain towards the water, and yes, I did put in furnaces on the roof.

Please tell me to CALM DOWN I NEED A CHOCOLATE BLUE BUNNY LOADE'D SUNDAE OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED!!!!!!!

HEY, WHAT DOES THIS LEVER DO?!?! *Pulls lever, which activates TNT, which launches me into the sky into Sammy Everlast's Mansion* BRADLEY YOU'LL REGRET THAT!!!!!!

Ok, he just said "iinob". I AM NOT A NOOB FEEL MY DIAMOND SWORD ON YOU ON MINECRAFT GET BACK HERE NOW DUDE!!!!!!!!! *Chases Bradley around with a toy diamond Minecraft sword, and accidentaly swipes at furniture while Bradley dodges my sword like an EXPERT*

(*Blows raspberry*)

YOU'LL REGRET THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving! Pumpkin pie for everyone!

I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE ENITRE WORLD OF THE MOOOOOOOONNNNN!!! *Does exactly that for no reason*

*Huddles in a corner, shiverin'* I… n-n-n-n-e-e-e-e-d… M-m-m-m-i-i-i-n-e-c-c-r-a-f-t.

Bradley said "cbmat". A CBer named Mat? Anyone named Mat?

(*Gasp* Yougo) (titri) (ghttt!!)

Translation: *Gasp8 You got it right!!

Oh, yeah, Bradley?! Well, YOU ARE MESSIN' WITH THE MINECRAFT CHAMPION OF KITTEN KINGDOM!!!!!!!

(*Sarcasticaly* Great.)

This thread CANNOT die!!!

Like, seriously, guys. DON'T LET THIS DIE!!!!!!!!!!1