The only way to battle a bunch of Dreams…a bunch of Technoblades!

The throne is mine!

But then, what are dreams compared to reality? A mere figment of illusion, I assure you. Besides, I have an invincible army of… Cristiano Ronaldos!! *steals stolen throne and crown*

*Stares in shock at my army of Dreams fightin’ an army of Technoblades and an army of Cristiano Ronaldos*
Ok, I’m gonna up my game, gimme a minute…
*Hits a button on a small control panel*
*Army of a lot of GeorgeNotFounds appears*
*Army of a lot of Sapnaps appears*
*Dream army reinforcements appear*
Don’t make me throw in an army of BadBoyHalos, I WILL do it.
Also, WINNIN’ 🤩

*Here with BTS Army hehe*

Technically, according to the Terranova Handbook to Handling the Universe (Cosmos Press, 4th edition), I don’t need an army to win. I could simply post, and as long as said post identified me as myself (i.e. Amethyst, the one who talks about Carlos Baute and squees about Ren much too much), the armies of all other CBers are rendered powerless until said CBers post again, thus claiming the throne for themselves.

…

…

*claims throne and crown, aided by an army of Carlos Bautes to back up the Cristiano Ronaldos*

That’s it, I’m makin’ an army of BadBoyHalos!
*Presses another button*
*Army of BadBoyHalos join the Dream, GeorgeNotFound, and Sapnap armies*
I will add every other member of the DSMP if I have to.
Also, winnin’! 😃

*army of swifties appear*

Haha, now I’m winning and everyone is singing Taylor Swift songs!!

Nooo *brings in Carlos Baute reinforcements* *warbles “Angelito” at full volume* *brings in an extra army of Rens*

NOOOOOOOO, NOT TAYLOR SWIFT FANS, ANYTHIN’ BUT SWIFTIES!!!!! That’s it, the rest of the DSMP members are gonna join my other 4 armies!
*Armies of copies of every DSMP member appear*
Also, when the army of TommyInnits comes toward you, cover your ears, Tommy yells a lot at a surprisingly loud volume, so I can only imagine what an army of him would sound like.
WINNIN’!!! 🏆

How dare you insult us!! *more swifties appear* and if we’re doing minecraft armies… *all the hermit craft members appear* 

Ahhh, the chaos >:)

And I’m winning!!!