Seeing as I’m watching this on the side, it’s time to bring in – the Life series army!! (all life series members appear)

winning!

*Looks at the Hermitcraft army*
Ok, well, if this is how it’s gonna go, then I’m gonna add a Lifesteal army, and you do NOT wanna mess with Clownpierce.
*Hits more buttons on control panel*
*Armies of every single Lifesteal member, past and present, appear*
Like I said, you don’t wanna mess with Clownpierce, and you REALLY don’t wanna mess with a whole army of him. Also, these are some of the best Minecraft PvPers (PvP = Player vs Player) in Minecraft.

Omg Moon Wolf you watch the life series?? I love the life series!!

*adds even more to the life series army* 💚💛❤️

*Looks at the various Minecraft SMP armies*
I’m gonna have to bring in Empires, right? *mutters to self* All except Shubble.
I’m not gonna bring Lizzie and Joel into my army, ’cause they got a new daughter now (congratulations, Joel and Lizzie!!! *confetti*)
Also, I… am WINNIN’ (Minecraft Movie reference)

*wins*

*looks around*

What have I won? Last to Post, that ephemeral, rather strange, very worth it prize? Or something more classically acceptable but also, arguably, less fascinatingly innovative, such as the traditional golden cup presented to the winners of a competition or tournament? Indeed, considering the Euclidean Rule of Clouds, this thread is very much a competition, wherein many forum-goers consistently attempt to claim thrones, crowns, and other evidences of leadership from other, rival forum-goers, which evidences are constantly being taken away from them and–

Has everyone fallen asleep yet? Haha i rUlE~

@Thunder whaaa why not Shubble??? I love her! Also yesss congrats to Lizzie and Joel! (That kid is going to be so good at minecraft lol)

*brings in Shubble as well*

Winning!

*brings in an army of Shakespeares, as reinforcements for the other armies* I win, by merit of having the coolest armies!

Here’s an army of milkshake and celery spear (complete with peanut butter and raisin uniforms) plushies.

Ta da!

Spoiler alert: the plushies don’t do anything except fall over and start quiet domino effects. They just act as reinforcements for the Shakespeares.

😮 my throne was finally taken! But not for long.

*lures Shakespeares into bottomless pit*

*plushies domino after them*

You see, I don’t NEED an army. According to the rules of the thread, I can just post and will therefore be winning.

*army of puppies appears*

But that doesn’t mean I don’t WANT one! Now the puppies will hypnotize you with their cuteness!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! >:)

I’m not really a fan of Shubble, I used to be, but I’m not now. *Mumbles to self* Definitely has nothin’ to do with Wil– Oh, y’all can still hear me??? *blushes, then turns invisible*
Anyway, now that we have more armies, I’m gonna bring in my CG5 armies, my Friend or Foe armies, and let’s see… Oh, yeah, my army of QSMP member clones!!!