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LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!
submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!
I ruthlessly push Poinsettia out of their throne, claiming it for my own. (Btw, what are ur pronouns?) I laugh mirthlessly at such pointless mortal squabbles, and elegantly draw a sword out of its sheath at my hip, ready to defend my well earned throne. I'm winning.
(September 11, 2022 - 12:42 pm)
*destroys the Igneous Abyss*
*covers Hex in zoodles*
*carves crown out of giant zucchini*
WINNING
(September 11, 2022 - 1:35 pm)
*steals all the zoodles*
*eats all the zoodles*
(September 11, 2022 - 3:51 pm)
A zucchini crown? But you can't even eat it. I mean, you can, but why would you want to? It's really just an inconvenience. Here, allow me to pulverize it for you!
You're welcome.
(September 11, 2022 - 3:35 pm)
*covers the whole thread with more zoodles*
*plays You Can't Stop Me*
*cackles evilly* MWAH HAH HAHHH BOW TO YOUR QUEEEEN
(September 11, 2022 - 6:53 pm)
How did this thread go from intergalactic singularities and paradoxes to zoodles in about three pages
(September 11, 2022 - 6:54 pm)
Very good quesiton.
And why?
there are many things better than zoodles.
Let's go back please...
(September 11, 2022 - 11:10 pm)
*covers the world in zoodles*
(September 12, 2022 - 9:16 am)
I am not above begging.
Please remove all zoodles, oh fearsome queen-who-isn't-queen-anymore-haha.
(September 12, 2022 - 10:30 am)
bEgGiNg DeNiEd
*throws Hex into the Igneous Abyss*
(September 12, 2022 - 12:27 pm)
No one knows I'm here (in fact I wasn't here until a few seconds ago), therefore I hope no one will notice when I very... very... quietly become queen.
*creates crown of amethysts*
And no one can touch these amethysts! Ha ha ha. I shall now be queen forever!!!!
VERY IMPORTANT: I am absolutely always safe from Igneous Abysses or black holes or the Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea. Or Portals of Blackness. Therefore let us see if you can dethrone me!
(September 12, 2022 - 1:38 pm)
I'm impervious to the Igneous Abyss (did I spell that right? whatever) because I created it. And logic totally works that way.
I'll throw you into a white hole instead, because why not.
Goodbye...
(September 12, 2022 - 5:13 pm)
I, too, miss the days of zoodle-free paradoxes.
...And there is a sentence I never thought I would type.
(September 12, 2022 - 5:23 pm)
I shall relieve you of the pain of a zoodle-covered world, then.
*heads over to the stove*
*boils giant pot of zoodles*
*adds secret ingredients into pot, flavors*
I now present... zoodle soup!
(And once we finish enjoying it, you'll never have to see a zoodle again. Unless of course, you enjoy the soup...)
And...*creates crown of zoodle soup. Places in plastic bag so it doesn't get messy* I win!
(September 12, 2022 - 6:32 pm)
*pops out of white hole*
Hello again! You still haven't gotten rid of me. My never-failing magic amethyst crown has allowed me to get out of the white hole! But it was a simply wonderful place. I felt like a little bee in a sweet little flower... So, as a little thank-you for doing me such a favor, I shall let you experience it too.
*pushes everyone, including Hex, into white hole*
Now I am queen again! Ha ha *wicked laugh*
(September 12, 2022 - 7:20 pm)