I'd like to declare that the moon is made of magic model.

I'd also like to declare that I'm winning.

*Swoops down and takes back my crown.* 

Thank you all to the lovely additions to my crown. It looks quite nice now. And now that it is in my possession once again, I can summon The Portal. Are you surprised? You had no idea what kind of power my crown had.

*Traces a circle in the air.*

*Portal begins to open.* 

Now, what you might be experiencing is called The Pepperoni Effect. It feels as though your feet are made of pepperoni. It always happens when portals are opened. Don't worry, it will soon subside. And my horde of seagulls will emerge. Prepare yourselves. They are immune to alphabet soop. 

*takes crown*

*closes portal* haha nope!

*wins*

*Steps in* I win. 

Acually, Flamie, dear....

Mmph, actually not. 

I detest seagulls. I shall ban all seagulls from my black hole. No seagulls may enter.

I shall also take back my beautiful crown, and the book, and throw everybody who isn't in the black hole into a pool of tomato soop. I shall also use the book to make a new rule:

Rule 923543: Nobody may be immune from tomato soop/soup, aside from they who first summoned it.

As I am the first one to summon the tomato soop, I shall watch you all flounder.

I shall also win.

*Sighs*

How unfortunate that my seagulls aren't coming. Although they aren't very good warriors anyway, so I suppose it's alright. Now, I'll take back my crown (I made it, therefore it's rightfully mine) and the book. And even though soop can never touch me, I can fly after all, I shall write a new rule. Besides, I don't like tomato soup and prefer mushroom. 

Rule 4900006: No more tomato soup/soop may be summoned ever again by anyone. 

There, that should do it. I've won. At least for a few minutes. 

I still remember my early days when I won. Ahh the good times. Welp, looks like I am winning.

I now have a fleet of paper airplanes.

*flings airplanes* 

It's a good thing I have one of those extra large erasers, for now I shall use it!

*takes book and crown*

*puts MY crown on my head*

*opens book to Rule 4900006*

*erases Rule 4900006*

*drowns you all in tomato soop*

Goodness me, that rulebook is back in business apparently.

And now I will spontaneously resurrect Rora's original boba crown from page 304-305 (in the days before zoodles).  The one that makes you win if you can pop the most, and accurately as well. I poked at it with an embroidery needle, which wasn't a good idea because I got covered all over with milk tea. And apparently the popping boba on it is fake and doesn't pop, but then somehow it does pop and sprays milk tea everywhere.

*starts popping the boba again*

*milk tea starts spraying everywhere*

Ooh look! It's raining boba!